I got this idea from my bf. Super Pan-Chan(check her out). We were doing Taylor Swift parodies and needed lyrics. And I came up with some. Enjoy!

Once I met you,

I stared into your eyes,

Your face was rape worthy,

and I wanted you to cry,

When you summoned me,

You summoned me

You summoned me-e-e-e-e

I guess you didn't care,

And I really liked that,

Cause when you turn around I suck

souls behind your back,

While their screaming,

Screaming,

Screaming-ee-e-e~

All the sweets I make you,

and you ate it away,

I hold a leash to your soul,

So I'm here to stay.

Cuz I knew you were a brat when I was summoned...

Shame on you!

You should know your fate when I come in~

Believe me, Run!

Yeah ,I knew you were a brat when I was summoned...

Straight from hell!

While I start icing the cake you should be running

..before I get you now.

AAAH!

AAAH!..

SEBASTIAN!

SEBASTIAN!

SEBASTIAN!

AAAH!

AAAH!

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

Your face is like a dolls,

Even with glares on your face

I've imagined you in leather

and sometimes even lace, ;)

Dear Bocchan,

Dear Bocchan,

Dear Bocchan-a-a-a-a-an

those morons don't understand

what you mean to me

I'm one hell of a butler

And Pet you'll stick with me,

Dear kitty,

Dear kitty,

Dear kitty-e-e-e-e~

All the times I touch you,

You get hot in every way,

You own the right to me,

and so I'm here to stay.

Cuz I knew you were a brat when I was summoned...

Shame on you!

You should know your fate when I come in~

Believe me, Run!

Yeah ,I knew you were a brat when I was summoned...

Straight from hell!

While I start icing the cake you should be running

..before I get you now.

A-aah...

A-aah!

Sebastian!

Sebastian!

Sebastian!

Uhh..

Ahh!

Bocchan~

Bocchan~

Bocchan~

From your sadist smirk,

To my sexy grin,

You'll always need me

Was that an order?

A request?

Dear Bocchan...~

Cuz I knew you were a brat when I was summoned...

Shame on you!

You should know your fate when I come in~

Believe me, Run!

Yeah ,I knew you were a brat when I was summoned...

Straight from hell!

While I start icing the cake you should be running

..before I get you now.

A-aah...

A-aah!

Sebastian!

Sebastian!

Sebastian!

Uhh..

Harder!

Bocchan~

Bocchan~

Bocchan~

FIN

I'm still freakin laughing. Oi vey Im a pervert. Review and Favorite! And check out Super Pan-Chans profile!