Extreme OOCness and cussing along with suggestive themes! Turn back if you are offended.

The dorm was quiet. For once, there were no cries of horror from Minato Arisato who died not too long ago.

The members of SEES (or Minato Arisato's dreadful harem for the females) were gathered in the dorm for once last time once before closing. Mitsuru, Fuuka and Yukari were completely devastated. Yukari was so much devastated that she didn't even come to the reunion. Stating if Minato-sama wasn't there neither would she be. Akihiko on the other hand was still boxing in the school club even though it was closed for months.

"Yukari-chan isn't coming." Fuuka informed as she sat down next to Mitsuru.

"Sanada-san is busy shadow boxing in the gym for no reason at all." Ken added in.

"What's wrong with them? This fabulous sushi is a dying gift from Minato." Junpei sighed.

"IORI! You bastard! How dare you?" The always calm and collected Mitsuru lashed out against Junpei. Nobody could insult Minato-sama like that.

"Sorry. I bet he's pimping the heaven like a boss!" Junpei grinned but immediately ran away since Mitsuru just grabbed her evoker which was lying on the table.

"Sorry, senpai." Junpei cautiously sat on the couch, heck even Fuuka was glaring at him.

Midnight happened. Chaos ensured.

"We interrupt the program to give you a special news." The reporter announced from the TV. Everyone glanced at the breaking news.

"The famous Jack Frost boxers of Minato Arisato are being replicated. The replica is available starting now. Special discount for the dorm mates."

Fuuka released a squeal and grabbed her phone, furiously typing the number given. She was stopped by Mitsuru.

"No use Yamagishi. I've already brought all of them." Mitsuru replied calmly.

"B-But the news." Poor Fuuka was heart broken.

"That must be a repeat telecast of 31 March." Mitsuru replied.

"The date is 31th March. Now for the next few hours, we shall play the remix of Burn my Dread in the memory of Minato Arisato." The female reporter squealed.

"Wait, doesn't something seem strange here?" Junpei asked, looking around, "My cell shows its still 31th." He cried.

"Something was off." Fuuka noted.

"What a lame way to end the last day at the dorm." Junpei sighed, "Heck I would have enjoyed if Akihiko-san came here and called all you dumb broads." With that, he walked away.

Aigis who was surprisingly composed since Minato died, went back to her room…. Or to be accurate, an ammunition dump.

"Butterfly?" Aigis asked as she stared at a peculiar butterfly flying into her room…. Er ammunition dump.

*BANG*

The building shook and Aigis fell onto the butterfly, utterly crushing the poor bug. Philemon would never try to grant the Wild Card this way again.

"Aigis come quickly!" Fuuka cried, slamming the door open.

"What happened?" Aigis asked. "Did Mitsuru-san kick Ken out of the dorm?" She said with delight.

Fuuka sighed, a sad expression crossing her face, "No, nothing as awesome as that."

….

"Who are you?" Aigis asked the stranger who was standing in the longue, with a butterfly mask on….. Was she cosplaying Philemon?

"I have come to protect you!" The stranger declared, "I shall exterminate all of them."

"I won't let you!" Aigis cried, readying for battle.

After a harsh beating that reminded Aigis of her great ancestor Microsoft-DOS, the mechanical maiden was thrown to the side. The stranger grabbed poor Ken by the throat and began choking him.

Ken choked out and yelled as the pressure increased.

"Should we help?" Mitsuru asked.

"Nah, just a few more minutes left." Junpei pointed to Ken who was turning purple.

"I won't!" Aigis' speakers played a really cheesy remix of an old superhero tune. The android stood up again with a really compatible tune playing in the background which utterly massacred the ears of the people present, Aigis yelled with all her might.

"Athena!" The goddess of war didn't come out, since Ares had killed her for taking his name. Instead, the forgotten pimp, Orpheus came in her stead.

"Jesus Christ!" Fuuka cried.

"MIRCALE, MIRCALE!" Mitsuru cried and bowed down to Orpheus who was shining in all its glory. Fuuka followed suit while Junpei was hoping that the stranger would keep the pressure for a little longer…. It was close dammit!

After a one sided beating from the almost useless Orpheus who didn't learn anything but Agi, the stranger fell down and her mask opened up. Revealing a face which made Junpei trip over and fell onto the couch, tripping it over, crushing poor Ken under the weight who just recovered from the choking.

"Sister." The stranger with so much emotion that it made Aigis fall flat on her back. The sound of Pac-man dying blared from her speakers.

"Both are out! Let's put them together so it seems that they are kissing." Junpei cried. Who ever knew Stupei was into robots?

….

"I'm your sis—" Metis couldn't complete the sentence.

"I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Yukari the most ferocious girl in the harem had arrived with a healthy breakfast of bitchcuits.

"The day is repe—"

"I wasn't supposed to be here!" Yukari yelled out. She certainly had eaten a mouth full.

"Give it a rest you dumb broad." Akihiko spat. At least he would have something to punch here.

So, SEES was reformed again to investigate the Abyss of Time. Would they be able to complete the mission without Minato? Well, bloodshed could occur at any second now.

….

The shadow of Minato stood in front of SEES, holding the sword in the way that Minato used to. ? was glaring at SEES. However, neither of the girls returned it.

"So that's the person who sister fell for?" Metis mused, "No wonder, he looks so sexy." She purred.

"Hah, that's nothing. You should see him with his pants down." Yukari exclaimed. Mitsuru glared at Yukari who glared at Metis who glared at Fuuka. Junpei and Akihiko glared at Ken for no reason at all. Poor Ai-chan was lost.

"I'm touching him!" Yukari yelled, shoving everyone away.

"No way, you pink wearing skank." Fuuka shouted, surprisingly socking her in the face.

? watched in confusion at the glorious cat fight. He was supposed to battle them but the mere presence of him drove the ladies insane.

"Use those legs!" Junpei cheered as the three women and one robot fought over who could touch Minato first.

"I want IN the action." Akihiko sighed, frustrated.

After a whole day of doing nothing, the shadow killed itself by requesting Ken to impale him on the heart… You can feel how frustrated he was since he asked KEN of all people to kill him.

After the shadow had died, Ken took a vicious beating from all of member of SEES for killing the shadow, including the males, Why? It was fun.

….

"I want to meet him! Stop pissing in your pants." Yukari cried, lashing out against every other member. She wanted to meet Minato who was at this time was increasing the social link, EVEN IN DEATH! The social links haunted him.

"Why is Yuka-tan so frustrated?" Junpei asked as Yukari kept yelling and stomping while muttering gibberish.

"I suspect that the day which is repeating is unfortunately Yukari-san's peri—" Before Aigis could complete the sentence, Yukari cut in.

"Shut up, Aigis." She punched the table and then winced from the pain.

"I would like to meet that stud as we—" Metis tried to speak.

"METIS?" Aigis asked shocked.

"I mean we must put the past behind us." She declared at the glare Aigis sent her.

Akihiko jumped up and down, "Oh Oh lets battle to see who wins the key!" He laid down the challenge and everyone agreed.

"Minato-sama is mine!" Yukari declared.

"No he's mine!" Fuuka cried, siding with Aigis and a rather conflicted Metis.

"What do we get in this?" Junpei asked, raising a brow.

"Forget it! We'll fight." Akihiko looked giddy as a schoolgirl.

The divided SEES fought each other to the point of Death. Rather than summoning personas, most of the time was spent in how Minato was close to each of them…. But in the end, Aigis prevailed.

"Gimme the key!" Yukari tried snatching the key from Aigis to no result.

"Give it a rest now." Junpei sighed.

"I want to meet him too!" Fuuka cried with Yukari.

"Me too!" Mitsuru started sobbing. The males were strongly against it but looking at Ken who was in the wheel chair, they decided to keep quiet and let the ladies do what ever they wanted.

Fast forward to the time when Minato was sealing Nyx away from humanity. There was supposed to be silence but instead of that, crazed fan girls squeals were heard below him.

"I can see his face!" Mitsuru pointed.

"I can see his eyes!" Fuuka said cheerfully.

"Hah bitches, due to my vision, I can zoom." Metis declared.

"How the hell did he manage to pull that off?" Akihiko asked.

Junpei shrugged, "Beats me! You can tell him that will fall at any second. Poor guy was spent."

"Can I say something?" Ken asked politely.

"WOOF WOOF!" Koromaru barked in.

"Translation : Shut up Ken." Aigis helpfully translated the wonderful message.

….

SEES tore the collective malice of humans, Erebus apart. Since he stood in the way of Minato-sama and his harem.

SEES decided that they would open the door and see Minato one last time, it was totally wroth it. Nyarlathotep can rule the world after this.

"O-M-G, I'm giddy with excitement." Yukari said happily as she stood in front of the door.

"Me too." Fuuka hugged her even though hours ago, she socked Yukari in the face. Poor Aigis was hurt and lost, even Metis was in the plan to see Minato one last time before they kiss the world goodbye. Frankly, none of them even cared. The males were so annoyed by the constant fangirling that they decided to go with the plan.

Yukari proudly slammed the gigantic golden door open, releasing the 7 great evils of Pandora's box that infected Ken, turning him into a….. Sadly none of that happened, she opened the door to see a drop dead gorgeous woman frantically throwing the furniture apart.

"Where is he? Where is HE?" Nyx shouted, throwing the bed to the side.

"Eh?" Yukari spoke, utterly shocked, she wanted Minato instead she got a crazy hormonal goddess.

"She's hot!" Junpei gawked.

"No kidding." Akihiko added.

Nyx turned her attention to the humans standing near her property, "Fools! Where is my Minato?" She shouted, almost making them wet themselves…. Alright, Ken indeed did wet himself.

"Minato?" Yukari asked. Who knew a goddess would be after him?

"You know Minato?" Mitsuru asked. Nyx furiously nodded, "I do! He and I were social linking." She snapped.

"Social linking? Minato-san and Death… Cannot compute." Aigis's interior hardware burned down completely. Smoke blew from her ears and her eyes went blue… Completely blue.

"BSOD" Aigis repeated with a manly voice due to a disorientated speech program . Clearly the thought of Minato and Nyx sharing a bed was just too much for her to handle…. In the end, our wonderful mechanical maiden suffered from the deadly Blue Screen of Death. Who knew Kirijo's used Windows 98 as the operating system?

Nobody gave a single shit about that. SEES were too busy arguing with Nyx who forgot that she was supposed to bring the Fall.

…..

Minato sighed as he stared at the auburn hair girl in front of her. She called herself Hamuko Arisato and her story was very interesting.

"So you are me from another dimension?" Minato asked.

"Yup!" Hamuko bobbed her head up and down. Minato stared at the space…. He was on the fucking moon!

"Wow! I'm such a bro, I saved the people in my world and then underwent a sex change and got transferred to another dimension so I could be close to my guy friends." He said sarcastically.

"Hohoho!" Hamuko laughed. "There are many dimensions my boy! Who knows? In one of them, I'm your long dead sister while in another you are a crazy psychotic asshole who kills for pleasure?"

"Right." Minato deadpanned.

"So? How are you here?" Minato asked. "Aren't you supposed to seal Nyx like I did?"

"Nah, once I got the Universe and I sensed you, I immediately zapped." She replied cheerfully.

"And you stole me from Nyx?" Minato asked and Hamuko nodded, kissing him, "YUP!"

"Hey back off." Minato shook her off, "I've had enough kisses and stuff for an eternity." He sighed.

"Aw come one. Why don't we 'uh-huh' it?" She teased.

"No way." Minato spat and looked around, "Seriously! Girl did you have no place to bring me to other than the fucking space?"

"Nope!" Hamuko answered.

"Seriously! Not even a fangirl is here…. I respect that." He sighed. "At least some peace here." He laid down on the moon.

"Doo dee doo dee." Hamuko hummed.

Minato sighed again, another girl was trying to get into his pants.

Suddenly the moon began shaking. Minato stood up horrified. He forget that the moon was….

"NYX!" He shouted, grabbing onto Hamuko.

"Quick! Save me! You have the fucking Universe." He pleaded and Hamuko grinned. She concentrated her energy and floated into the air.

"Don't worry! I'll save you!" She shouted and lifted off, seemingly flying in space with the huge, evil eyed moon following them.

"What a fucking life." Minato cursed his luck as he flew in space aimlessly for the rest of eternity.

"I see it!" Mitsuru shouted.

"It's a bird." Fuuka cried.

"Its Superman!" Yukari pointed.

"Screw Superman! It's Minato-sama!" Metis corrected thanks to her superior vision.

"Man, fuck this!" Junpei cursed, "Even Nyx didn't end the world."

"Damn you IGOR!" Minato shouted from the sky.

Here we have the answer! :D One of the guys told me that I should do the answer part and so I did. Enjoys everyone! Written on pad, will fix the rest later. Toodles.