Agh, my favorite song. Do I say that about every song? Sorry. dmc87 and I just love some of these songs so much. And Avalon Code. So put together...hehe. Anyway, major spoilers for my other Avalon Code prose story To Be, but who cares since who knows when I'll update it anyway. That one just has more details. This is the fun summed up version!

Anyway, I'm about to pass out. Hope you enjoy it! Review!


Song 7: Zero to Hero

(Based on "Zero to Hero" of Disney's Hercules)

[Tia and Duran the Kaleilan army in order to find the next spirit, Neaki, whom Rempo senses is the next closest Spirit. The army is ambushed when they arrive at a Kaleilan stronghold called the Wargliss Fortress. The Kaleilans are shocked by the Waisen soldiers who appear human but burst out of their armor as monsters, but quickly adapt. Tia later runs into Duran, who drags her to hide somewhere within the fortress. While he hides, however, she is discovered by the Waisen General Heath. She pretends to be a refugee caught in the war, prompting him to release her. She leaves Duran to find Neaki where Rempo and Mieli sense him: beneath the fortress. Searching for her location, Tia falls into a large, unnatural hole in the ground and meets Haochy, an inventor, who was injured during the initial ambush of the fortress. She forges ahead (or below, really) and finds Neaki-unfortunately, that leads her to the Fiend she was sealing, an old, formidable enemy of the Spirits called Amorphes. She manages to trick him into swallowing one of Haochy's bombs, causing his innards to explode all over the area. It's disgusting. Nevertheless, she escapes with Haochy and the three Spirits.

There is still the problem of the Waisen troops outside the fortress. Haochy, who has discovered that Tia can perform miracles, demands that she create several bombs for his plan. They plant the bombs across the battlefield, which will cause severe environmental damage, but nobody quite thinks of that. At any rate, Tia is nearly caught in the crossfire as she detonates them and passes out. When she awakens, the Waisen troops have been defeated, and the Kaleilan troops cheer triumphantly, carrying her on her back as they march back to the fortress. The Spirits fly around her as she's carried.]

[Tia:]
Guys...I gotta admit...that was pretty heroic.

[Rempo:]
You did it, Tia! You did it-you won by a landslide!

[Not far from the battlefield, Valdo looks like he wants to explode. Werman tries to calm him down while Heath watches from within the fortress, hidden from the victorious Kaleilan troops.]

[Heath:]
Well...what do you know?

[Mieli:]
From that day forward, our Chosen One could do no wrong. She was so hot-

[Neaki]
Rempo looked cool.

[Rempo:]
Oh yeah...!?

[Mieli:]
Bless my soul
Tia's on a roll!

[Rempo:]
Swordsman of the week
In every Rhoan opinion poll

[Mieli:]
What a pro!

[Neaki:]
Sets demons to blow

[Rempo:]
Point her at a monster and she's switching all Ill codes

She was a peasant

[Spirits:]
A zero, zero

[Rempo:]
Now she's all they want

[Spirits:]
She's a hero!

[Mieli:]
She was a coward, textbook doormat

[Spirits:]
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero

[Neaki:]
Just like that.

[Spirits:]
When she scanned
big Haochy's brand, we
won the fight!

[Mieli:]
Now they want her hand
In every stand

[Rempo:]
In every plight!

[Spirits:]
From peasant child to noble-styled
Tia's got her own plaque!
Master of three martial arts

[Rempo:]
She could down a Moloch
With one smack!

[Spirits:]
Say amen
There she goes again

[Mieli:]
Sweet and undefeated!

[Rempo:]
And an awesome 10 for 10

[Spirits:]
Folks lined up
Just to watch her pick

[Rempo:]
Weeds for Seasoned Row and
Use her Book for magic tricks

[Spirits:]
Tia, she comes
She sees, she conquers
Kaleilan crowds were
Going bonkers!

She taught Amorphes how to paint
From zero to hero

[Mieli:]
Our darling saint

[Spirits:]
Zero to hero-

[Rempo:]
Without complaint!

[Mieli:]
Who taught fear to the Waisen Empire?

[Spirits:]
Our Tia!

[Neaki:]
Whose daring deeds made Heath retire...?

[Spirits:]
Our Tia!

[Rempo:]
Is she bold?

[Spirits:]
No one braver

[Mieli:]
Is she prized?

[Spirits:]
The nation's treasure!

[Spirits:]
Our Tia! Our Tia!
Chosen One! Our Tia!
Our Tia! Our Tia!

Bless my soul
Tia's on a roll
Undefeated
What a gal

[Mieli:]
Raising troop morale!

[Spirits:]
Unpreceded

She was a peasant
A zero, zero
Now she's all they want!
She's a hero

She hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Tia's a hero
Now she's the hero
Yes, indeed!


Next song:

Er...not sure yet, sorry. But probably "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from Disney's The Little Mermaid as sung by Kullervaldo!

(I'll add scenes of Tia's newfound fame to this one later. Passing out...)