The Griffins were growing impatient as they sat in the car waiting for Barbara. She was still inside the mansion. Peter honked the horn getting annoyed.
"God, what's taking her so long?" he complained.
"I'll go check", Brian said. "She does have a tendency to space out when she thinks deep stuff."
"Let me go with you, Brian", Stewie said getting out of his car seat.
The two of them walked toward the mansion not suspecting what was going on inside.
"Boy, what a crazy night", Stewie said.
"Yeah", Brian said. "I think it'll take everyone weeks to get over what happened here. I mean, Mort lost his wife. Jillian lost her husband. Tom Tucker's going to jail which means Diane will be hosting alone. Wait..."
He looked around to see almost every guest gone except for Diane. Her car was still here, where was she? Something wasn't right.
"You got one of your locating inventions on you?" Brian asked.
"Why?" Stewie asked pulling a device from his overall pocket.
"Something's wrong. Barbara's missing and Diane's missing. Can you use that thing to find Barbara?"
Stewie turned on the locator and pressed a few buttons trying to find Barbara. The screen zoomed in on two dots not far from where they were standing.
"She's on the other side of the mansion with Diane", Stewie said.
Barbara walked to the back of the mansion toward the cliff with Diane pointing the gun against the back of her head. Barbara gasped in fear as she looked over the side of the cliff to see the ocean slam against the pointy rocks below.
"Well, it's a shame you have to die, Barbara", Diane smiled. "Look on the bright side. You'll be a story on the 6:00 news, you know, unless a local cat does something funny."
"Diane, please", Barbara said getting on her knees begging. "You don't have to do this. I swear I won't tell anyone what you did."
"That's right. You won't tell anyone. Goodbye, Barbara."
Barbara closed her eyes and prayed in silence as Diane cocked the gun. She flinched as she heard the sound of a gunshot, but strangely, she felt no blood, no pain at all. Barbara opened her eyes and looked at herself not finding a single bullet. Instead, Diane had a bullet hole in her chest that was gushing with blood. She screamed as she fell to her knees, falling over the edge of the cliff, into the ocean below.
Barbara looked in horror before getting up, looking around for whoever shot Diane.
"Hello?" she called out. "Brian? Stewie? Joe? Anybody?"
She received no answer.
"Whoever you are, thank you."
The one place she didn't look was inside the mansion. There was an open window and in that window was a sniper rifle. Brian and Stewie pulled the gun out of the window with a satisfied smirk.
"Hasta la vista, baby", Brian said. "I always wanted to say that."
"Let's just go", Stewie said taking the gun and going back to the car.
Everyone made it back to the car safe and sound. The Griffins drove away back to Quahog, never to return to the mansion.
That's the end of this fic! Stay tuned for another one coming soon. What will happen to Brian and Barbara next? Find out in the next Family Guy fic!