Episode 12 – Unnamed Guests

The lights come on to show continued chaos. There are horrible screams coming from the closet on the back of the stage where Pinkiepie and Dan are supposedly still locked up and having a good time. Danny is laying flat on his back covered in bread crumbs. Tucker is stumbling around with two glue covered shirts wrapped tightly around his face, and Sam is in the fetal position silently twitching in the corner.

Stealing a magic wand from another famous TV show by a certain cartoonist, Kam waves the wand and the giant words POOF appear in a cloud of smoke.

As the smoke clears the whole stage is clean, the cast as returned to their non-psychotic states and an angry pink haired fairy comes to take her wand back from Kam.

"Sorry for the long absence guys," Kam says smiling at the cameras, "Anyway... I felt it was time for a reset. If all of our characters go insane then we're going to have some problems. Hey where's Dan?" The screams from the closet have ceased as expected but the door still has the Occupied sign on it. Kam opens the door to see Pinkie Pie eating small green cupcakes. "OH #$%!" She runs to grab the wand back from the pink haired fairy and quickly banishes the small pony to the nether regions of the fandom. Another wave of the wand and a slightly dazed looking Dark Dan appears.

"uhhhg… what happened?"

"Nevermind! It's not important!" Kam quickly consoles her favorite DP villain. "Just try not to think about cupcakes…"

"Huh?"

"NOTHING! Uhh… Right! Dares for today!" The host gives Dan a teddy bear before running off to find her list. Dan floats on his side hugging the bear tightly. "Alright today's dares are from a mass of anonymous Guest users. First up I need Clockwork and Mr. and Mrs. Fenton." The three walk up looking confused. "Jack and Maddie meet Clockwork, Clockwork, The Fentons."

"GHOST!"

Clockwork's eyes half close in an annoyed scowl. "Oh wonderful. Time out."

Luckily for all the viewers, Kam and the camera crew are all wearing time medallions and are this time able to broadcast the entirety of what occurs during the time stop. Unfortunately all that happened was Clockwork turned the Fentons so that their fancy weapons were pointing at their son, and upon restarting time Danny ended up covered in a glob of ectoplasmic goo.

"Well that was fun," Kam said as the parents went to apologize. "Next dare is for Danny and Vlad. So because the user feels sorry for the abuse that our favorite Cheese head has had on the show, Danny must act like Vlad's son for the remainder of the episode."

Vlad smiled brightly. "For once these fans see reason. Young Daniel should have been on my side all along."

"I refuse." Danny stood with his arms crossed defiantly. "I'd spend the rest of the episode with Blue-skinned idiots in the thermos."

"Rephrase," Kam spoke up turning Danny's attention to her, "Danny will act like a good obedient son or else he goes in the closet with Pinkie Pie." She smirked at the pure terror on the teen's face.

"So umm… Dad? What are we going to do first?"

Vlad smirked, gave the cameras a thumbs-up, then lead Danny off stage.

Josh could be heard off stage yelling at Vlad as the two left the building. "Yo Vlad! No cloning, or experiments and we need him to come back as sane as when the episode started!"

Kam smiled and nodded. "Alright getting a dare from another unnamed guest and a dare from Xxxxxx done in the same go. Oh…" she walks over and looks in the closet. We can't see what she sees but she makes a disgusted face then closes the door. "Can someone get me a new closet please! Oh better yet…" a press of a button and all ghosts trapped in the thermos are released (just Klemper and the Box Ghost). "Box Ghost!"

"YES SIR!" he responds in a panic.

Kam blinks in surprise but shrugs and continues, "I need a large glass box so we can see what's going on inside. And I need it iiiin the next 5 seconds or it's back in the thermos for you. 5…4…"

The Box Ghost jumps and scrambles around before using his ghost powers to yang the windows of the building out of their place and brings them together to form a nice box. He finishes before Kam's counting and wipes his forehead in relief. A moment later and he is sucked back inside the thermos.

"Alright then! Paulina and Danielle! Go stand in that box!" The girls begrudgingly do as their told. Danielle has to phase them through the walls of the box because of the distinct lack of a door. "Klemper dear! ... where is he?"

Looking around, the normally loud ghost is floating by the wall; soft sniffles can be heard coming from his direction. Walking up Kam puts her arm around his big shoulders. "Hey now… What's wrong?"

"No one wants to be my friend…"

"No! Baby that's not true!"

Klemper sniffles, "Then will you be my friend?"

"Pft.. No, but those two girls in that glass box will." Klemper's tears disappear in an instant as he flies and phases through the walls of the box. He scoops up the two girls into a strong bear hug. The solid box is somehow sound proof but Paulina looks to be in physical pain from the talking while Danielle glances at Kam wondering if she could get away with phasing out of the room since she would only be shoved into the thermos with the Box Ghost. An evil smirk from the host tells her it's best if she stays where she is.

"Well that about wraps things up for today. Oh and answer to Jewel Fenton. My mental breakdown was because I'm not even kidding when I said I saw two people that looked like Jazz and the OC she was supposed to be on a date with at my work in real life. THAT WAS NOT A JOKE I REALLY SAW IT! I work at a zoo in the great city of Chicago and one day during the summer I actually saw a tall guy in a ghost buster shirt (the OC) walking arm in arm with a girl with red hair, a blue shirt, blue headband, and black kapris and…"

The exit door of the building bangs as it is opened then slammed shut. Josh's insane laughter can be heard all the way from the front and everyone on stage looks back in confusion.

Danny walks onto stage wearing a fitted suit, his hair cut nicely and slicked back with a Green Bay Foam Cheese hat on his head. He looks far from happy as he stands with his arms crossed.

"Had a fun day with Dad did you?" Tucker says trying not to laugh.

His left hand hidden under his arm Danny points a finger at Tucker and shoots out an ectoblast. It hits right on target and Tucker's belt snaps and his pants drop.

"Not cool dude…"

"But it made me feel better and that's what counts."

"Oh Daniel!" Vlad's voice comes from back stage "We still have a few documents to sign before the episode ends." Vlad walks out waving a stack of papers in the air. The camera zooms in to show that they are legal custody documents.

"What!" Danny panics and turns to Kam, "If I go in the closet you'll bring me back with that wand like you did for my evil self right?"

Kam shrugs then grins, "Who knows?"

Danny looks around for the closet but it's gone. Vlad drags Danny back off stage; Danny kicking and fighting the whole way.

"Well that's all the fun we have for today! Join us again next time! If you need to know how to leave a dare please refer to the first chapter or your dare may not be used!"