OMFG!? VANESSA YOU ARE ALIVE?! HOLY! - Yup. sorry. I have been working on my book and my Fairy tail and Shugo chara fafiction. Thank you so much for reading! Please read my friends story: www. quotev story/3106147/I-hate-you/ It's not a fanfiction, but I think it's pretty good for a story! =^w^= [Just kidding.. i never read it. But i promised her that i would post it_]

the-darker-side-of-things: I will try! TT^TT

(For more where i have been and doing you are going to need to read the last part, of my A/N. And i need you to answer me a question.

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Sasuke sighed and looked at his coffee. Then yet again started reading in his history book. Even though Sasuke didn't need to read that book. He had already read it in 6th grade, when him and Naruto had made a challenge, and of course Sasuke would win and Naruto somehow made it sound like Sasuke cheated. The only reason he was reading in the book was to get out of his thought about last night.

Why was the humans suffering? Why was there no Peace and happy end? Well that was a easy question. Where ever you go, the death would follow you, like a shadow hiding in a shadow. This thing all people was afraid of. Death.

Sasuke took a pocky and started chewing on the chocolate. He just loved those damn pockys, even though he hated candy. But pocky's was a expection. WHO didn't love pockys? Then a knock was on the door once again. ''FREAKING SASUKE UCHIHA! GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE OR I'LL BE SURE TO SEND YOU UP TO NARUTO!'' A familliar voice shouted. ''Tsch.'' That damn bitch. He was getting real tired of her shit, even though he still cared about her. ''Eh-, Sakura-San, Maybe he's not home?'' Mikoto said with a shy smile.

Sakura looked at Mikoto and smiled. ''Oh, I'm sure he's in that damn apartment, eating his pocky's and tomato's and god knows!'' Mikoto sighed and knocked at the door once again.''Sasuke, My dear. Can i please talk to you?'' Mikoto asked with a sweet voice, but there were no answer.

Then there were a loud knock. ''SASUKE! COME ON OUT! YOU NEED SOME PUSSY'S!'' Tenten yelled. ''Huh?!'' ~ ''EH?!'' Sakura and mikoto shouted at the same time. ''Just when did you come, Tenten?'' Sakura asked the brownhaired girl.

Tenten grinned. ''Really, Sakura? You're so mean!'' Tenten said with a dramatic voice. ''I have been here along!''

''No way! I Didn't ev-'' - ''Come on Sasuke! I heard that Shikemaru was selling some really good tomato's in a tomto costume down the street!'' Tenten said with a sly smirk.

Sasuke sighed and shuffled over to the door, and slowly opened it so he could peek to see what they were up to. ''Ha! Come on Sasuke! You don't wanna miss it! I even bought a HD Camera!'' Tenten shouted in excitment. Sasuke sighed again and were about to speak until his mother cut him of. ''Sasuke, I have been worrying sick about you.'' Mikoto said with a sad face.

''Well you shouldn't. I'm fine and alive.'' Sasuke said. Mikoto smiled sadly. ''You guys, are really the worst. Going around and worrying about me.'' Sasuke said. ''I'm not five years old anymore! So go home already.''

''Well i guess we could go without you.'' Tenten said and made a fake sad face. But in reality she didn't really give a shit. ''H-Huh? OF course Sasuke-kun is going!'' Sakura said and frowned.

Now it was Sasuke time to frown. ''Where are you going?'' Sasuke asked and raise a eye brow. ''Tomato!'' - ''Disney?'' - ''bathroom!'' The 3 girls shouted in panic at the same time. ''... Just what is that?'' Sasuke asked confused about what the hell the 3 girls were talking about. ''Disney land!'' - ''Donut!'' - ''Strip club!'' The 3 girls once again shouted in panic at the same time.

Sasuke Sighed and looked at them with a tense stare. ''No way i'm going.'' Sasuke said and shut the door. ''H-Hey! Sasuke!'' - ''Don't ya dare close the door in da' head on me, you hentai!'' Tenten started shouting and calling him stupid name while kicking his door. Sakura sighed in defeat and laid a hand on Tenten shoulder. ''What? He can't sit in that room forever? How is he going to get some pussy's?!'' Tenten whined.

''Tenten, Mikoto.. Let's just go..'' Sakura said with a sad expression. Tenten just nodded and keeped on complaining how a idiot and a bastard were while Mikoto were quiet and just smiled at them both.

Sasuke sighed in a relief. ''I thought they would never leav~'' ''We're never gonna win the world, we're never gonna sto-'' Sasuke took his phone. ''What do you want?'' Sasuke asked tired. ''I'm kind of in a hurry right now.''

''Huh? How's that, Foolish ototo?'' Itachi asked and raised a brow even though Sasuke couldn't see it. Sasuke scanned his apartment quick to find a excuse. ''I'm baking.. Tomato s-soup.'' Sasuke lied. Itachi snorted. Baking a tomato soup?

''Oh? Baking a tomato soup? Do you mean the way the polish people used to do?'' Itachi said with a smirk. He could already feel he was going to have fun with his dear ototo. (A/N Itachi! You're such a perv! o/o - I'm just kiddingXD)

''Uh. Yeah, sure.'' Sasuke said with a hint of panick in his voice. ''But i'm sure that the soup is in the oven right now, am i right, Ototo?'' Itachi asked with a grin.

'Damn you Itachi!' Sasuke thought. ''Yeah, I'm cutting.. Eh. My cookies now, because.. i need to.. Clean the toilet with them.'' Sasuke stated being just a little proud of the lie he just said, even though he knew that his big brother would never believe him.

Itachi couldn't stop himself from laughing. ''Ha, ha! Really? Oh Sasuke, your lies are worse than Kisame's!'' Itachi said while laughing. Sasuke felt a vein at his head. (A/N You know.. When Anime person get angry and they all get a vein.. or something like that.)

''Shut up!'' Sasuke shouted at his phone and threw it at the wall. He was really getting tired of his brother's shit.

''Fashion! put it all on me, i am anyone you want me to be-'' Sasuke's extra phone started calling, and hearing the song he could only assume it was that fashion idiot. ''What. The. Hell. Do. You. Want. From. ME!?'' Sasuke shouted angry.

''Sasuke, you're so mean, you know that?'' A voice said utterly bored. ''What the hell do you want from me, Suigetsu!?'' Yes, Believe it or not, Suigetsu was a Fashion freak, and used to kidnap Sasuke's phone to make that when Suigetsu called the song Fashion would play. ''Well, i was going to ask you why the hell you didn't come to school today? Detention alone with that Sai guy is slowly creeping me out. Is he even straight?!'' Suigetsu asked/said with a hint of fear and annoyance in his voice.

''I was baking a tomato soup! Get over it! How the hell should i know?!'' Sasuke said angry. ''Now let me be, you fashion freak!'' Sasuke shouted and turned his phone off. That way nobody would call him.

Somewhere where Suigetsu is.

''Uh, Sorry guys. He said he was baking a tomato soup.'' Suigetsu said. ''Eh? Is it even possible baking a soup!?'' Kiba asked. ''I-I'm s-sure t-t-that Sasuke-kun, H-Has his r-reasons.'' Hinata said shyly. Ino and Tenten sighed. ''Even if he say so..'' Ino said sad. ''Well.. Should we party without him? It's not like we need him or anything.'' Tenten asked.

Sakura slapped Tenten's head from the behind. ''Itai!'' Tenten shouted. ''Are you stupid? This surprise birthday party is Sasuke-kun's! How can we just party without him?'' Sakura asked ironic.

''Well he's not coming!'' Suigetsu said. ''Such a waste.. I even bothered making him a cake.'' Karin said with a sigh. Suigetsu snorted. ''It's not like it was eatable anyways.''

''W-What!?'' Karin shouted, then she started hitting suigetsu. ''H-Hey! S-Stop!'' Suigetsu tried to stop the red haired monster, but without luck. Lee started crying. ''B-But His youth is ending in the summer! He needs his birthday party now!'' Lee said while sobbing. There were a awkward silence. ''Uhm. It's the start of May. Sasuke-kun's Birthday is 23th June.'' Sakura said. There were a awkward silence, the only one who was heard was Lee sobbing and crying.

Karin stopped hitting Suigetsu and had her face hidding under her bangs. She walked over to the table where the cake, chocolate and other sweets were, and took her cake. ''I.. I took all the offer to make.. Sasuke.. A cake.. Because of his birthday.'' She said, but nobody could tell if she was sad or angry, or even happy. The Karin did something unexpecting, she throw her cake at Tenten face. ''It's your fault! I could have been out on a date yesterday, but instead i spended on making this stupid cake!'' Karin shouted furios.

''HAHHA! Who's the unlucky guy who was asked out by you, and didn't have a choice!?'' Suigetsu asked while laughing. Then he was attacking by Karin who was attacked by Tenten.

''It's Tenten's fault! She said that Sasuke's birthday was today!'' Ino shouted angry. Then they all started yelling at each other and fighting. The only one who was standing by the corner was Neji who was drinking a redbull. ''And i thought i could talk to Sasuke today.'' Neji Said while looking at his drink with a sad face.

Meanwhile in Sasuke's apartment xD!

''Ah-Chu~'' Sasuke sneezed. ''Is someone talking about me? Ah, well. I'm finally alone!'' Sasuke shouted in joy, then he started making lasagne. after he ate, he took the time to write a long story about a man being alone, yet happy. While he was writting, Sasuke could smell a vanilla-Orange scent he used to love, and the room became cold, yet warm and comfortable.

''Saaasukeeee~'' A familliar voice said with a ghosly voice. Sasuke turned around but nobody was there. ''Saaasukeeee~'' The voice became louder. ''Hello?'' Sasuke asked but then he regret. ''What the hell? Why am i even a-'' '''Sukeee-chaaan..'' Okay, that was creepy, but still Sasuke thought that he was hallucinating again.

Sasuke sighed, and walked into the bathroom to take his pills. After taking the pills his Doctor recommended he walked back to the living room and started reading a book his mother had bought him.

''Ah, Finally! I'm all stable!'' A familliar happy voice said behind Sasuke. Sasuke turned his head slowly and prayed to god that he was not going mad once again. When Sasuke turned his head, he saw Naruto. ''N-N-Naruto?'' Sasuke stuttered with wide eyes. Naruto gave the famous smile he always did. ''The only one!'' He said grinning.

''B-But..'' Sasuke started. ''Shh! Not now.'' Naruto said. ''I need to take care of something.'' He said with a dead serious face. Sasuke had never seen Naruto's face like that. Hell, he didn't even care right now. Then Naruto vanished. Sasuke was in shock. He couldn't move. Couldn't talk. He couldn't even breath!

After a few seconds Naruto came back right in front of Sasuke. ''Oi! Gomene for that. A wild soul was trying to suck your soul out.'' Naruto said with a grin. ''W-what?'' Sasuke said.

''Oi, If you don't start breathing you're going to die!'' Naruto shouted in panick. Then Sasuke sighed and throw his book at the ghost. Like expected the book hit the blondes head. ''ITAI ! BASTARD! Why did you do that?!'' Naruto shouted in pain. ''1. How can it hurt if you are dead?'' Sasuke asked. ''I'm not going to answer because you are a meanie!'' Naruto cried out.

''Just answer me. I need to know if i'm sane, Naruto.'' Sasuk said calm. Naruto sighed. ''Yes i can feel pain, but i can't die.'' Naruto said. ''I'm suprised that you are calm. Yesterday you were freaking out like a cat in a bath tube-'' Sasuke touched Naruto's head and hair. ''H-hey, whatcha' doing, bastard?!'' Naruto shouted at the taller raven.

''I just need to check if you are real.'' Sasuke said calm. 'I'm really suprised that Sasuke can stay this calm talking to ghost. That's Sasuke for you!' Naruto thought with a smile but the smile faded away when Sasuke started hitting himself. ''H-hey! S-Sasuke! Don't hit ya self!'' Naruto shouted. ''H-Hey. Are you really the real deal, Naruto?'' Sasuke asked with a sad face.

Naruto smiled. ''The only one! By the way, Sasuke you're so tall now!'' Sasuke gave a sad smile. ''H-Hey, Naruto?'' - ''Mm? What is it bastard?''.

''You are.. Stable right? Like.. i can touch you and i wont be touching the air or something like that.'' Naruto smiled. ''Yeah i made myself stable at the moment.'' Naruto said. ''Why are you ask-'' Sasuke got a creepy face for a moment, just like a person is about to rape you or something. (A/N -Shakes head- Oh Sasuke, you just met your dead bestfriend and bam you are already a perv!)

''Huh? Why are you smiling like a old man?'' Naruto asked raising his eye brow. ''E-Eh Nothing! Anyways! I need to know why the hell you still are here!'' Sasuke said trying to change the subject.

Naruto's face got sad. ''Well...''

This.. Chapter.. Sucks.. I didn't even take the time to edit it. Muhahahah.. Oh god. I'm turning mad! XD

Eh Gomene for the sucky chapter, and sorry for not being able to update, and sorry for not making the story with 4,000 word but only 3,000 words. I'm really am sorry! Do you want to know what happened to me? Well... Not a shit happened. Lol. I was just a lazy scum laying around and watching fairy tail, and hanging out with my friends, and working on my book and my other fanfictions.

Sorry for the typos, i'm still danish. and 14.

So.. Since Naruto is stable.. Shall we make this story into a .. Lemon? He He HEHEHEH! -Pervy laugh-

Itachi: Oh, Vanessa. I would love to read about my little brothers sex life!

Naruto: W-What are you talking about?! o/o

Sasuke: Hell yeah! As long as i'm the seme. I just can't believe this dobe being a seme.

Naruto: H-H-Hey! TT/TT!

Me: Well if the readers wants lemon, i'mma give them lemon, because.. My life has lots of Lemons. Get it? HAHHAHa no?

Itachi: You need to work on your jokes, Vanessa.

Me: SHUT UP AND MARRY ME!

Itachi: -Sigh- Vanessa don't own Naruto (Lucky us!)

TT_TT! They are all evil! WAAA!

Sasuke: Atleast the other fanfictions writers give time to edit and write their story's and not abonding it in god know!

Me: B.. but.. I... I'm sorry minna-san! -Cry- -Bowing- Forgive me! i shall try update more! See ya! minna-san!