Hey hey hey :) (wow, I have never said that before in my entire life. what.)

Here, have a funny, cute oneshot. CielxLizzy, implied...funky time... (heheh, funky time).

Lizzy's eyes fluttered open, and she squinted at the light, taking in her surroundings. She sighed, and smiled slightly-finally, she was married to Ciel, the one and only love of her life.

She stretched her arms over her head as she sat up and looked around the lavish bedroom. The Phantomhive manor really was beautiful, indeed. She got out of bed, walking over to the mirror. Ciel had let her sleep in, so she thought it would be such a pleasant surprise if she came to greet him looking her very best-and cutest.

She gently combed through her golden locks, moving stray strands from her face and neck, then stopped. She had noticed a rather large, dark mark at the base of her neck. What is that? she wondered. "Sebastian?" she called tentatively. The butler appeared almost instantaneously by her side.

"Yes, my lady?" he said.

"What is this mark?" she asked, indicating the bruise.

Sebastian smirked. "I believe that is what is referred to as a 'hickey', my lady. Also known as a 'love bite'?" he responded, amused.

Lizzy blushed furiously. "B-but that isn't cute at all!" she cried, "Now I'll have to find a dress with a collar, and heaven knows those aren't cute! How am I supposed to look cute for Ciel?!"

As if he had heard his name, Ciel walked into the bedroom. "Why are you so frantic, Elizabeth? Is something the matter?" he asked.

Lizzy's hand flew up to cover the mark. "It's nothing!" she squeaked.

Ciel was skeptical. "Then what is that behind your hand?" he inquired, exasperated. If something was going to interrupt his perfectly fine breakfast, then it had better be an important 'something'.

Lizzy blushed, but stayed silent, shaking her head.

"Elizabeth-Lizzy, please!" Ciel took a step towards her.

The golden-haired girl shrank back. "Ciel, it's not cute at all. You can't look," she said plaintively.

Ciel sighed. After all this time, his wife was still stuck in the ridiculous mindset that she had to be cute in order for him to love her. He advanced towards her again, and examined the embarrassed, yet adoring, look on her face. "Lizzy, you will always be cute to me," he said, "So would you please remove your hand?"

Lizzy conceded, reluctantly moving her hand and avoiding her husband's intense gaze. He's going to see I'm not cute, she thought. Ciel's eye went to where her hand had been only moments ago, and he froze.

"Is that-did I-my God-Lizzy--I'm sorry!" he stammered. His face was a rather tomato-like shade of red, and he turned away. Lizzy, seeing this an act of rejection, blinked back tears and fled from the room.

"Lizzy!" he called after her, but by the time he did, she was already gone.

After a moment of silence, Sebastian cleared his throat. "Might I inquire as to how you and the lady slept, master?" he asked, not bothering to hide his smirk.

Ciel blushed slightly and glared at his butler. "Do you want to die?" he responded.

"Of course not, my Lord. My humblest apologies."

Ciel scoffed and dismissed Sebastian with a flick of his wrist. The butler turned and left the room without another word, the faintest trace of a smile still on his face.

Eheh, this was fun to write. If I didn't make you at least smile, then I have failed. If I made you laugh, YAY :)

Lemme know in a review. If you've got other fun ideas like this one, let me have them in a review and I'll write them up if I like them and you want me to.

xx.