AUTHOR'S NOTE: Right. I've matured. I've fallen out of the fandom, etc. I've reread this story and I am absolutely appalled by the sheer amateurish writing my younger self have utilized in this tale. Needless to say I will be receiving more death threats due to my apparent incapability to make up my mind on whether I'll continue my fic or not. You've been waiting for an update for 2 years now, and I've been procrastinating for two years. I apologize.

However, since I do not have the heart to simply delete my fic, I am permitting writers to adopt this story. I am giving you freedom to take wherever direction you decided to steer the plot into. Go crazy.

If you, however, wanted to find out how the real story goes, I'll gladly summarize it for you. PM me for details potential adopters.

Of course, should you adopt this story, all I ask of you is to at least credit me (even just once and in passing) in the Author's Note especially if you copy everything word for word.

Right. Thanks for everything guys.

PS. I'm in the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom now. Will I start another fanfic that I will probably never finish? Only time will tell.