A/N: These stories are inspired by images I found on the internet. Here's a link to the page I found them on. Also you will notice some quotes from J.K. Rowling's books, so that all goes to her! Read and Review! Enjoy:) /biancaathena/harry-potter/?page=11 (*Just add pinterest . com to the beginning :) )

Ron Weasley and the Time I Called Her Name in my Sleep

Hi. My name is Ron Weasley. There are a few things you should know about me before I tell you the real story. I love Hermione, Harry's still in trouble, You-Know-Who is still on the loose, and I'm having girl problems.

Yep. That's my life. Pretty crazy, huh? I'll start the real story now.

It is not my fault that Lavender is an annoying girl. I mean she's a good snog but she's nothing compared to Hermione. Sure, I might have only gotten with Lavender to make Hermione jealous and that it didn't turn out too well, but let's face it, I'm not that great at making plans and stuff. I'm not smart like Hermione.

Ok now that we've gotten that out of the way I'll tell you how I landed into the hospital wing in the first place. Apparently I had a few chocolates that were filled with a love potion from Romilda Vane. Let's just say, they weren't for me. So Harry had to take me to Slughorn's office to get all fixed up. That didn't go to well, I got a couple of bruises but Harry won't tell me how I got them. Then, we were all given a drink that was POISONED and I was the first to drink. You probably know the rest. Harry saved me with a bezoar, I was taken to the hospital wing, and people visited me. When I mean people, I mean Lavender, Harry, Ginny, and Hermione. I hoped to ditch Lavender by pretending to be asleep every time she visited, but she didn't get the memo.

But once, while Harry, Ginny, and Hermione were around my sickbed, I was asleep. Like really asleep. I only woke up when I heard "WON-WON!"

Instinctively I pretended to sleep still, but that didn't stop Lavender from bursting in saying, "Has he been asking for me?"

At that moment I thought of my most brilliant plan yet. I mumbled out the sound, "her-nonie"

"See! He senses my presence. Don't worry Won-Won, I'm here!"

I rolled my eyes under my eyelids.

"Her-my-nee," I said a bit clearer, "Her-my-nee."

I heard Lavender sniff as she ran out crying. I was about to feel guilty, but that was until I felt someone with very soft hands grab one of mine and hold onto it.

They were very soft hands mind you. She probably used lotion, I wonder what kind. I wonder what it smells like. I wonder what she's thinking about. Is she smiling? I really want to open my eyes and look but I don't think that would turn out to well….

And with that I fell back into a deep sleep, dreaming of my beautiful Hermione and our perfect fairytale.

That was the time I called her name in my….erm…."sleep".