I warned your ass

"I's told youse boys to come down hur n getcho lunch," hollered Lois.

"Shit, bitch, don't bust a bitch on us, woman," said Reese.

"Heel no! You respect mah woman" said Hal, snapping his fingers.

"Aww y'all all jank as fuck," said Dewey.

"Fuck this shit, yo," grumbled Malcolm.

XxX

"Hey Cynthia, bust that pussy open for me," said Malcolm, whipping out his prick.

"We's is over, Malcolm," said Cynthia, fixin her fro. "I got a better fuck now."

"Fuck you, ho."

XxX

"Hey Malcolm, lemme bust a nut right in yo ass," said Reese.

"Go eat a bag of baby dicks," said Malcolm. "Ima get me some fish."

XxX

"Hey lil momma, how bout I dip my wick in dat," yelled Malcolm.

The ho in the alley pulled down her shirt.

"Mmm, how bout them apples? You lick my dick I'm licking those titties," he said.

They had sex on a trash can.

XxX

"Where were you," axed Lois as Malcolm came in the house

"I was getting pussy," he said.

"Ok don't bother me Ima go bang your dad," she said.

Malcolm swaggered into his room and saw Reese there. "Haha guess what, I got laid."

"I know. I be her," said Reese. He pulled up his shirt and revealed his boobs.

"Phak," said Malcolm. "Life is unfair."

TBC?