Jessie's Farting Problem

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I'm really surprised I didn't write a fanfic of Team Rocket's Jessie farting. Then again, look how long I took to write certain things that should have gotten written years ago. Heh.

Jessie, James, and Meowth were looking west on Route 218 in Sinnoh, seeing the twerps heading their way to the east.

"Look! It's the twerps!" Meowth exclaimed as he pointed at them, seeing them with his binoculars.

James chuckled as he held his rose up to his face. "Well, call it perfect timing, if you ask me."

"Time to do what we do best!" Jessie chuckled as she stretched her arms.

As Ash, Brock, and Dawn continued walking, Jessie and James suddenly appeared in front of them, making the twerps gasp as they stopped.

"Team Rocket!" Ash, Brock, and Dawn all exclaimed in shock.

"PIka pi!" Pikachu added as he began charging his red sheeks with electricity.

"Piplup pip!" Piplup added as he raised his flippers.

Jessie and James laughed as they shook their heads at the twerps, with Meowth appearing in the middle underneath them.

"Even though it defeats the purpose of our role in the show, we're not going to steal anything from you for once!" Meowth stated as he folded his arms together.

Ash growled as he gnitted his teeth. "How should we trust you? You always have something hidden from us!"

James wagged his right index finger as he closed his eyes, smirking. "But we wouldn't hide the fact that we want to have a contest to see who can reach the point of Generic Town Not In The Game #649!"

Brock gasped as he took a step back. "How did you know we were going there?"

Jessie rolled her eyes as she held an old map. "You guys are heading east on Route 218. It's pretty obvious that you would be going there."

"Now what do we do?" Dawn asked as she raised her hands up to her face, unsure as she shook her head.

As things seemed to get somewhat chilling, Jessie farted loudly, her eyes widening as everyone heard it echo throughout the grassy route. James and Meowth glanced at her, then at each other, closing their eyes and sighing. Dawn's eyes widened as her jaw dropped, with Ash, Brock, and Pikachu laughing their heads off, Piplup joining in their laughter.

"Damn it, not here!" Jessie groaned as she farted again, feeling her skirt blown up.

James sighed as he narrowed his eyes, folding his arms as he shook his head. "Oh great. Jessie has bad gas again."

"It's not the first time, unfortunately." Meowth groaned as he placed his right paw on his forehead.

"I suppose now is the perfect time for a flashback..." Jessie mumbled as she let out another loud poot, obviously embarrassed.

Wobbuffet popped out of his pokeball, nodding his head. "WOBBUH!"