A/N: I don't own Yugioh! Ok, the first parts a bit boring, but your time
will be rewarded with .I can't tell you!^_^ Just read and see!
IMPORTANT: Due to some unexplainable reason, my computer messes up my paragraphs every time I try to upload a story, so here's the deal:
*** means a new paragraph
~*~ means a new time interval
Sorry for the inconvenience!
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Yami-sitters
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Chapter 1
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"I play the Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress, in defense mode! And then I summon the Dark Magician!" Yami slammed the ultimate wizard's card down and smirked at the white-haired challenger. "Dark Magician, attack the Dark Rabbit!" ***
But Pegasus didn't even seem fazed by the lose; instead, the CEO of Industrial Illusions' mouth contorted into a sardonic smile as he calmly laid down three cards. ***
"Oh, I don't think I have any cards strong enough to defeat your big, scary Dark Magician. But wait! I'll play the Faceless Mage in attack mode, combined with my Eye of Illusion. And another card face-down. Your turn, Yugi-boy." ***
Yami growled, sensing that something was amiss. He remembered pretty well what happened the last time Pegasus played that combo, and didn't want to repeat that little incident again. ***
Instead, he set a card face-down, and called upon the Summon Skull. ***
"Now, Dark Magician attack!" ***
Pegasus grinned. "Yugi-boy, don't you remember what happened last time? Now your Dark Magician is under my control! Dark Magic attack!"
***
"Not so fast! I activate Mirror Force, which deflects any attack thrown at me! Your Dark Magic attack is directed right at your Faceless Mage." Yami smirked, confident that Pegasus' was to concede.
***
But, the holder of the Millennium Eye did no such thing. An almost cocky smile danced on his face as he turned over a card.
***
"But wait! What's this? I flip over Negate, and, as you should know from your duel with the darker side of Kaiba, it neutralizes all attacks targeted at me. Better luck next time."
***
The golden eye glimmered for a split moment, and Yami suddenly remembered that Pegasus could see all his moves.
*** "Oh, and I also play both of these two cards face-down."
*** Cursing, Yami glared at his challenger, thinking, 'I dare not attack his face-down card. Knowing the demented pony, it's probably a trap.'
*** "I switch my Summoned Skull to defense!" Yami announced.
*** "My turn. And I have a big surprise for you, Yugi-boy. I activate Defense Paralyses! And summon the Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon!"
*** In less than five seconds flat, Yami's life points were reduced to zero. The game king, shocked, sat there gaping at Pegasus.
*** "But how---?" Yami stammered, unbelieving his own defeat.
*** Pegasus laughed sinisterly. "You lost, Yugi-boy, and you know the consequences. Let me give you a hint: something will happen at five today. My, this is so much fun!"
*** Suddenly, a beam of light shot out from his Millennium Eye, momentarily blinding Yami. When he came to, Pegasus was gone, leaving him puzzled and uneasy.
*** 'Shoot!' Yami cursed. 'Where did that winged-pony go? And what consequence? I am _so_ going to kill him if anything happens to my aibou!'
~*~
"Aibou, I'm home!" Yami slammed the door shut and walked into the living room.
*** "Hi, Yami!" Yugi was seated on the couch, as is the rest of the gang. Even Bakura was there, but that was because Ryou has threatened to burn his stash of air heads.
*** "So, did you win?" Yugi asked, looking up at his counterpart.
***
Yami flushed, embarrassed to admit his defeat. "Actually, I."
***
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, aware of Yami's confession. He slightly wished he had brought a video camera, especially for two good reasons. 1) It's not everyday the infamous game king loses his posture 2) It'll be precious black mail
***
"Hey, guys?" Joey interrupted, much to the relief of Yami. "It's already five! I'm starving here!"
***
Yami spun around to face the clock. As announced, the small hand was one five.
***
"Oh no," the ex-pharaoh whispered. "Something's going to happen."
***
As they say, curiosity kills the cat.
***
"What's going to happen, Ya---"
***
But before Yugi could even ask the question, a glow illuminated the room, increasing its intensity by the second. A female scream cracked the air, and, in a flash, the light show dissipated into nothingness.
***
"Is everyone alright?" Yami asked, then realized no one was present, to the exception of Bakura.
***
"What in the *#@& just happened?" the tomb-robber grabbed Yami by the collar roughly, demanding an answer.
***
Yami was about to retort, when a cry, or rather, cries, pierced the air.
***
"What the---?!"
***
On the carpeted floor were seven chibis, nude to the bones, and screaming their little hearts out.
***
"That," Yami commented, "is what happened."
~*~
"Ow! Stop that, you little wrench! Ow!"
*** Currently, Bakura was sitting on the ground with a chibi Ryou tugging at his hair. To make matters worse, Tea was clinging to his legs and chewing on his new pants, leaving trails of saliva everywhere. The tomb-robber was beginning to wonder how the two goody-two-shoes were capable of becoming 'annoying little brats'.
***
"Aaahhhhh!" Due to his deep thinking, Bakura failed to notice Ryou take a cigarette lighter and set his hair on fire.
***
"Heelllllppp!!!"
***
Bakura scampered for the bathroom with Tea still cling to his leg and Ryou laughing his head off. Jerking on the water, Bakura thrusted his head under the shower head. Off course, in his hast, he turned the water on all the way to hot, and moments later, Yami heard a strident "Aaaahhhh! Hot! Hot! Hot!" and a scurrying of feet. A 'thump' commenced, and a "Get off my leg, you &*#@!!!" Ear-deafening chibi screams followed, and finally a pissed-off Bakura returned with a puffed up white mane tipped with black, a very wet shirt, a crying Tea still clinging to his leg, and slightly red skin.
***
Yami tried his best not to laugh, but was unsuccessful.
***
"W-what.happened.to.you?" He asked between fits of insane laughter.
***
"I got burned by my own aibou, this brat's still clinging to my leg, I'm all wet, and my hair's ruined! I HATE CHIBIS!!!" Bakura screamed, making little Yugi retreat behind Yami, shaking.
***
The game king wiped away a tear from excessive laughter, then noticed Yugi's lower lip tremble.
***
"Oh no."
***
"Wwwaaaahhhhhh!!!"
***
Yugi hollered at the top of his lungs, which proved to be very loud since all the windows broke. Kaiba joined in, as did Joey, Ryou, Tristan, Mokuba, and Tea.
***
The entire house's foundation started shaking, and minutes later, a fire engine came, followed by the police and an entire mob of neighbors.
***
"Any bright ideas, Einstein?" Bakura groaned, still trying to re- start his hearing. ***
"What?" Yami asked, not having a clue at what Bakura just said.
*** "I said, Any bright ideas, Einstein?"
***
"WHAT? Speak louder!"
*** "I said--- Oh, never mind!"
~*~
Two hours later and after a $40,000 fine for disrupting city peace, breaking everyone's windows, making chibis cry, and breaking everyone's eardrums, the mobs/policemen/firemen all promptly left.
***
All the chibis had fallen asleep, tried from a day's work of yelling, and Yami and Bakura ended up taping the shattered windows back together, earning at least thirty cuts in the process.
***
"Y'know," Yami suggested, whilst bandaging his finger, "we need to get Yugi and the others some cloths. They can't wear blankets all day."
*** "Oh no," Bakura protested, backing away. "There is no _way_ I'm taking the little rascals to the mall! They're worst than the devil himself!"
***
"They can't be that bad---" Yami was interrupted by a wet substance dripping down his hair. Another bucket of the same stuff followed, and another.
***
"What the---?"
*** The king of games looked up to see Kaiba and Joey with three bucket of colorful goo. But what was labeled on the buckets made him gasp in horror. The words were: Permanent Pain, the ones that NEVER wash off!"
*** In a frenzy, Yami ran into the bathroom. In two seconds flat, a high shriek rang through the house, shattering all the 'fixed windows'. Bakura walked in to yell at Yami for breaking the taped-together-masterpiece again, but fell to the floor laughing insanely instead.
*** You see, Yami's beautiful gold bangs were dyed lime green, his black hair a lovely shade of orange, edged by not crimson but blue. Plus the fact that his jacket was splattered in the same magnificent shades as well.
*** "Still wanna take the kids to the mall, pharaoh?" Bakura smirked, with Yami throwing him a deadly glare.
*** "Gee, I really don't know."
~*~
YK: So how'd you all like it? In fact, I even did a pic of Yami with his new hair color! E-mail me if you want to see it!
Bakura: My hair!
Yami: Your hair?! Look at my hair!!!
Bakura: Oh yeah! HAHAHA! (falls down laughing)
Yami: .
YK: Er, so anyway, please R&R! And next chapter, it's shopping pandemonium!
Yami: (sarcastic) Oh, goody
IMPORTANT: Due to some unexplainable reason, my computer messes up my paragraphs every time I try to upload a story, so here's the deal:
*** means a new paragraph
~*~ means a new time interval
Sorry for the inconvenience!
~*~
Yami-sitters
***
Chapter 1
***
"I play the Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress, in defense mode! And then I summon the Dark Magician!" Yami slammed the ultimate wizard's card down and smirked at the white-haired challenger. "Dark Magician, attack the Dark Rabbit!" ***
But Pegasus didn't even seem fazed by the lose; instead, the CEO of Industrial Illusions' mouth contorted into a sardonic smile as he calmly laid down three cards. ***
"Oh, I don't think I have any cards strong enough to defeat your big, scary Dark Magician. But wait! I'll play the Faceless Mage in attack mode, combined with my Eye of Illusion. And another card face-down. Your turn, Yugi-boy." ***
Yami growled, sensing that something was amiss. He remembered pretty well what happened the last time Pegasus played that combo, and didn't want to repeat that little incident again. ***
Instead, he set a card face-down, and called upon the Summon Skull. ***
"Now, Dark Magician attack!" ***
Pegasus grinned. "Yugi-boy, don't you remember what happened last time? Now your Dark Magician is under my control! Dark Magic attack!"
***
"Not so fast! I activate Mirror Force, which deflects any attack thrown at me! Your Dark Magic attack is directed right at your Faceless Mage." Yami smirked, confident that Pegasus' was to concede.
***
But, the holder of the Millennium Eye did no such thing. An almost cocky smile danced on his face as he turned over a card.
***
"But wait! What's this? I flip over Negate, and, as you should know from your duel with the darker side of Kaiba, it neutralizes all attacks targeted at me. Better luck next time."
***
The golden eye glimmered for a split moment, and Yami suddenly remembered that Pegasus could see all his moves.
*** "Oh, and I also play both of these two cards face-down."
*** Cursing, Yami glared at his challenger, thinking, 'I dare not attack his face-down card. Knowing the demented pony, it's probably a trap.'
*** "I switch my Summoned Skull to defense!" Yami announced.
*** "My turn. And I have a big surprise for you, Yugi-boy. I activate Defense Paralyses! And summon the Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon!"
*** In less than five seconds flat, Yami's life points were reduced to zero. The game king, shocked, sat there gaping at Pegasus.
*** "But how---?" Yami stammered, unbelieving his own defeat.
*** Pegasus laughed sinisterly. "You lost, Yugi-boy, and you know the consequences. Let me give you a hint: something will happen at five today. My, this is so much fun!"
*** Suddenly, a beam of light shot out from his Millennium Eye, momentarily blinding Yami. When he came to, Pegasus was gone, leaving him puzzled and uneasy.
*** 'Shoot!' Yami cursed. 'Where did that winged-pony go? And what consequence? I am _so_ going to kill him if anything happens to my aibou!'
~*~
"Aibou, I'm home!" Yami slammed the door shut and walked into the living room.
*** "Hi, Yami!" Yugi was seated on the couch, as is the rest of the gang. Even Bakura was there, but that was because Ryou has threatened to burn his stash of air heads.
*** "So, did you win?" Yugi asked, looking up at his counterpart.
***
Yami flushed, embarrassed to admit his defeat. "Actually, I."
***
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, aware of Yami's confession. He slightly wished he had brought a video camera, especially for two good reasons. 1) It's not everyday the infamous game king loses his posture 2) It'll be precious black mail
***
"Hey, guys?" Joey interrupted, much to the relief of Yami. "It's already five! I'm starving here!"
***
Yami spun around to face the clock. As announced, the small hand was one five.
***
"Oh no," the ex-pharaoh whispered. "Something's going to happen."
***
As they say, curiosity kills the cat.
***
"What's going to happen, Ya---"
***
But before Yugi could even ask the question, a glow illuminated the room, increasing its intensity by the second. A female scream cracked the air, and, in a flash, the light show dissipated into nothingness.
***
"Is everyone alright?" Yami asked, then realized no one was present, to the exception of Bakura.
***
"What in the *#@& just happened?" the tomb-robber grabbed Yami by the collar roughly, demanding an answer.
***
Yami was about to retort, when a cry, or rather, cries, pierced the air.
***
"What the---?!"
***
On the carpeted floor were seven chibis, nude to the bones, and screaming their little hearts out.
***
"That," Yami commented, "is what happened."
~*~
"Ow! Stop that, you little wrench! Ow!"
*** Currently, Bakura was sitting on the ground with a chibi Ryou tugging at his hair. To make matters worse, Tea was clinging to his legs and chewing on his new pants, leaving trails of saliva everywhere. The tomb-robber was beginning to wonder how the two goody-two-shoes were capable of becoming 'annoying little brats'.
***
"Aaahhhhh!" Due to his deep thinking, Bakura failed to notice Ryou take a cigarette lighter and set his hair on fire.
***
"Heelllllppp!!!"
***
Bakura scampered for the bathroom with Tea still cling to his leg and Ryou laughing his head off. Jerking on the water, Bakura thrusted his head under the shower head. Off course, in his hast, he turned the water on all the way to hot, and moments later, Yami heard a strident "Aaaahhhh! Hot! Hot! Hot!" and a scurrying of feet. A 'thump' commenced, and a "Get off my leg, you &*#@!!!" Ear-deafening chibi screams followed, and finally a pissed-off Bakura returned with a puffed up white mane tipped with black, a very wet shirt, a crying Tea still clinging to his leg, and slightly red skin.
***
Yami tried his best not to laugh, but was unsuccessful.
***
"W-what.happened.to.you?" He asked between fits of insane laughter.
***
"I got burned by my own aibou, this brat's still clinging to my leg, I'm all wet, and my hair's ruined! I HATE CHIBIS!!!" Bakura screamed, making little Yugi retreat behind Yami, shaking.
***
The game king wiped away a tear from excessive laughter, then noticed Yugi's lower lip tremble.
***
"Oh no."
***
"Wwwaaaahhhhhh!!!"
***
Yugi hollered at the top of his lungs, which proved to be very loud since all the windows broke. Kaiba joined in, as did Joey, Ryou, Tristan, Mokuba, and Tea.
***
The entire house's foundation started shaking, and minutes later, a fire engine came, followed by the police and an entire mob of neighbors.
***
"Any bright ideas, Einstein?" Bakura groaned, still trying to re- start his hearing. ***
"What?" Yami asked, not having a clue at what Bakura just said.
*** "I said, Any bright ideas, Einstein?"
***
"WHAT? Speak louder!"
*** "I said--- Oh, never mind!"
~*~
Two hours later and after a $40,000 fine for disrupting city peace, breaking everyone's windows, making chibis cry, and breaking everyone's eardrums, the mobs/policemen/firemen all promptly left.
***
All the chibis had fallen asleep, tried from a day's work of yelling, and Yami and Bakura ended up taping the shattered windows back together, earning at least thirty cuts in the process.
***
"Y'know," Yami suggested, whilst bandaging his finger, "we need to get Yugi and the others some cloths. They can't wear blankets all day."
*** "Oh no," Bakura protested, backing away. "There is no _way_ I'm taking the little rascals to the mall! They're worst than the devil himself!"
***
"They can't be that bad---" Yami was interrupted by a wet substance dripping down his hair. Another bucket of the same stuff followed, and another.
***
"What the---?"
*** The king of games looked up to see Kaiba and Joey with three bucket of colorful goo. But what was labeled on the buckets made him gasp in horror. The words were: Permanent Pain, the ones that NEVER wash off!"
*** In a frenzy, Yami ran into the bathroom. In two seconds flat, a high shriek rang through the house, shattering all the 'fixed windows'. Bakura walked in to yell at Yami for breaking the taped-together-masterpiece again, but fell to the floor laughing insanely instead.
*** You see, Yami's beautiful gold bangs were dyed lime green, his black hair a lovely shade of orange, edged by not crimson but blue. Plus the fact that his jacket was splattered in the same magnificent shades as well.
*** "Still wanna take the kids to the mall, pharaoh?" Bakura smirked, with Yami throwing him a deadly glare.
*** "Gee, I really don't know."
~*~
YK: So how'd you all like it? In fact, I even did a pic of Yami with his new hair color! E-mail me if you want to see it!
Bakura: My hair!
Yami: Your hair?! Look at my hair!!!
Bakura: Oh yeah! HAHAHA! (falls down laughing)
Yami: .
YK: Er, so anyway, please R&R! And next chapter, it's shopping pandemonium!
Yami: (sarcastic) Oh, goody