Everyone, I think it has been decided by a landslide that the name of Magnus's new cat's name (as well as being Chairman Meow's lover) is Sparkles McSparkle Pants! And I've also put some lines between statuses to make it easier to read, anyway, keep reviewing!
Alec Lightwood: Well, the birthday party was certainly good, if only Izzy hadn't gotten drunk, dragged Simon into the bathroom, I'm not quite sure I want to know what she's doing, based on the noises.
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Isabelle Lightwood: I'm not quite sure what I did in there either...but my head hurts!
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Simon Lewis: If you'd like me to clarify, then you grabbed me and took me into the bathroom, and proceeded to pass out onto the toilet, as for the noises, Chairman Meow got stuck in there, kept scratching and whining. And we were trapped because Izzy decided to put a lock rune on the door before passing out.
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Clary Fray: I have to admit it, Isabelle, I was impressed that you could lose so badly in beer pong and still stand up, but I suppose Magnus has had a few hundred years to learn to throw a ball in a cup.
Magnus Bane: You would not believe how wildly popular it was in the 1500s, though back in those days it was called throw the ball into the goblet of ale.
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Jace Lightwood: You're not serious
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Magnus Bane: You're right, I'm not
Maia Roberts has created the group Magnificent and Instantaneous Lovers of Kabob, Magnus Bane, Simon Lewis, and Jordan Kyle have joined.
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Simon Lewis: Does this mean that at our meetings, we get kabobs? I can't eat anything without blood, so I'm going to have to get some raw ones
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Magnus Bane: First meeting after Chairman Meow's and his newly christened fiance, Sparkles McSparkles Pants' (Sparkly for short) wedding! And yes, Sylvester, I'll get your raw kabobs
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Isabelle Lightwood: He chose my name for his cat! *Squeal*
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Jordan Kyle: Hey, I don't exactly know what we do at the MILF meeting, but can we play Monopoly after? Maia says it is supposed to be fun, but I don't understand it
Magnus Bane: First of all, werewolf boy, the meeting is about our love of kabobs and superiority to Shadowhunters, and we will throw darts at a picture of Jace, and second, only if I can add glitter.
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Magnus Bane: I hope everyone had an absolutely fabulous time at Chairman Meow's wedding, and a special thank you to the bridesmaids Clary, Isabelle, and Maia, and the flower boy, Alec, and finally to blondie, who drank something he shouldn't have and then passed out on my couch!
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Alec Lightwood: Why did I have to be the flower boy? I'm sure Simon would have been much happier in my position, since you know how much he loves flora.
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Simon Lewis: You looked like you were such a fun time in the neon green and sparkly suit Magnus got you scattering flowers, I just couldn't take that away from you.
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Clary Fray: Better than the dresses, which I may point out were gigantic and, what's the color for it? Mauve, that's it!
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Jace Lightwood: Actually, I'm the one who chose out the color, I like mauve, if my soul were to have a color, then it would be mauve.
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Magnus Bane: I suppose you inherited it
Jace Lightwood: You going to tell me what you mean by that?
Magnus Bane: Not even close!
Clary Fray: Would have been a pretty nice date tonight if SOMEONE *cough* JACE *cough* had know it would not be a good date to go to dinner and then to fight some demons
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Isabelle Lightwood: Lucky! Simon only took me to a movie!
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Clary Fray: Iz, guys are supposed to take you to a movie, not to hunt demons, and I'm starting to see why your past relationships didn't work out
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Jace Lightwood: Think of it as training, you just ate and you are feeling pretty full and sleepy, then BAM! A battle with a few Raum demons
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Simon Lewis: Izzy, next time, instead of a pleasant night watching a movie, we'll go right into the sewers to fight a few demons instead, and instead of eating popcorn we'll be splashed with demon ichor and burned thoroughly!
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Isabelle Lightwood: That's all I'm asking!
Jace Lightwood: 1. Go onto Google 2. Type in 'definition of fun' 3. Read said definition 4. Realize that your definition of fun is different than the other seven billion people on earth
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Simon Lewis: Well, after everything that has nearly killed me for the second time, I'd say Isabelle getting a new credit card and dragging me to the mall wipes out nearly killed drinking Jace's evil twin's blood after being forced by a demon that was reduced to a condiment later!
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Jace Lightwood: Technically, he is Clary's brother who just happens to be my not as good looking counterpart, but as someone who has been dragged to shopping by Isabelle, I can understand the brain turning to mush part of shopping, especially after two hours looking at shoes. I mean, does any person need more than a pair?
Magnus Bane: Yes
Isabelle Lightwood: Yes
Magnus Bane: Yes
Isabelle Lightwood: Yes
Magnus Bane: Yes
Alec Lightwood: Speaking of the mall, can you pick me up a pretzel and an Icee? I need to stare at Magnus malevolently while I eat junk food, because he claims he's getting pudgy and is now going on a diet
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Clary Fray: Jace, can you pretty please get me a hot dog?
Jordan Kyle: Oh and get me a slice of pizza
Simon Lewis: Can I get a burrito?
Jace Lightwood: There's this plane, and there are a bunch of kids on it, with a lawyer, a teacher, and a priest, but the plane is going to crash, so the teacher is like "Save the children!" The lawyer says "Screw the children!" Then the priest quietly says to the lawyer, "Do you think we have the time?"
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Isabelle Lightwood: You're a bad person for telling that joke, but we're all bad people for laughing as hard as we did
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Simon Lewis: How is the Titanic the best girlfriend ever? She goes down on you on the first date!
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Magnus Bane: You know the thing about a pile of babies and a trampoline? One's fun to jump on, and the other is a trampoline.
Alec Lightwood:What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender, and I hope that we all realize that we are horrible people
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Well, sorry if you're offended about the jokes, maybe they're funny, maybe I'm just a terrible person, maybe it's Maybelline, anyway, don't stop reviewing.