Ed, Edd, and Eddy Fanfic

Characters belong to c2ndy2c1d and asphyxiation on tumblr. (Except for Bella. My original character :D)

Smooth Static

Chapter 1 The New Kid

Kevin's POV

As fast as I could, I ran into the school into the cafeteria. They were still serving breakfast, So I know I had time to finish my work. I can't believe I didn't finish my homework last night. I was so overwhelmed from all the homework and all the cleaning and organizing of my house that I fell asleep before I could even attempt to finish.

I sat down at a table near the back of the cafeteria and began finishing my homework. I was in deep thought before I was interrupted by someone tapping on my shoulder.

"Um, hello." There was a laugh. This wasn't who I thought it would be.. I whipped my head around to see this girl standing in front of me.

"Y-yes? Can I help you?" I stuttered a little bit, but I couldn't help it. Why on earth would a fairly attractive woman come talk to me?

"You're uh, Kevin Anderson, right?" She flashed a very toothy smile and tilted her head a little. I couldn't help but force my attention to her hair. It was bright orange and there was metal through her lips. She was wearing black tights and green cargo shorts with a yellow baggy sweater. Is any of that even prohibited here?

"Why, yes. Do you need something?" I couldn't think of anything else to say.

"Yes, actually! I just transferred here from Cleveland. I uh, was told in the office to come find a Kevin Anderson to show me around the school." She smiled again and sat beside me. "And I found you!" An airy laugh escaped her mouth.

"I'd be more than grateful to show you around Peach Creek High!" I said with too much excitement. "But, how did you know what I looked like?"

The girl fiddled around in her bag and soon pulled out my school photo from last year. My god, it was embarrassing. "They said you would probably be getting breakfast, so I sat in here until I saw you!"

"Awesome! Well, here's my schedule." She wrestled around in her bag and handed me a slightly wrinkled paper. I smoothed it out on my pants and studied it. I couldn't believe what I was reading.

"You um, have every class I have." I laughed a little.

"Really? That's rad. I guess we're both pretty smart then, eh?" She winked, in a friendly way I may add! I blushed a little and got my things together. "Well, just follow me! Although we have the same classes, we have them in different blocks. But we have first block together. So lets head to Advanced Chemistry!"

"Sounds great, Kevin." She smiled and I got flustered.

"I'm sorry, but I never got your name?" She stood up next to me and she was actually taller than me. By a good 3 and a 1/2 inches.

"I'm Anna-Belle, but please for god sake, call me Bella." She slung her purse around her shoulder.

"Nice to meet you, Bella." I stuck out my hand to shake hers. "Well, class doesn't start for another 20 minutes. Would you like a tour of what I can show you?"

"Yeah! I'd totally be up for that. Thanks."

"My pleasure!" I smiled and so did she. Then we were off.

Edd's POV

"COME ON GUYS, GET IT TOGETHER. We have a meet this saturday, and I refuse to let myself be made a fool of because of your inaccurate ability to swim some goddam laps!" I screamed at my teammates. They all just stared at me, dumbfounded. Like the idiots they are.

"Good lord, just swim 10 laps." Moans and groans filled the pool room very quickly. "Get over it. I'll be in there in just a few. Nat, you lead. I'll be timing the first few laps. GO!"

I sat down with my clipboard and stop watch, watching them closely. I heard a door open above us. Some of the guys stopped swimming to see what the noise was. "Did i SAY to quit swimming? Start over!"

I looked above at the balcony and saw him. The dork. God, why is he such a dork? Could someone even be that much of a dork? Ugh.

I watched him walk, then I realized, he was talking. To himself? What a weirdo. No, he's talking to someone. I focused my eyes and saw him talking to,.. a GIRL? I heard her laugh and she put her hand on his shoulder.

I felt the heat rise up my face and i clenched the clipboard until my knuckles turned white. 'No one touches MY dork.'

"Cap'n?" Nat brought my attention back. "Have you even been timing us? We finished our laps."

Did I seriously stare at them for that long?

"Ugh, just go to the showers. You all annoy me."

The pool soon cleared out and I saw the girl still there with Kevin. What on earth were they doing?

"Hey!" I called up to them. Kevins head darted down to me and I swear I could see him shaking from here. "What're you doing in here, dork?" I got closer to the balcony and looked up.

"Oh, s-s-soory Eddward. We were uh just…"

"Leaving." The girl spoke up. "We didn't mean to interrupt your practice, dude. Kevin was just showing me around the school. I'm new here!" She called down. Like I care.

"I don't really give a shit, get out of here. Go to class."

"Oh calm down dude. We were leaving any-"

"Yeah, I don't care." I yelled. I jumped in the pool and submerged myself for as long as I could hold it. I swam back to the surface and looked in the balcony to see it empty. Finally.

I walked into my chemistry class and sat next to my Ed's.

"So, my swim meet blew." I sat down and put my feet on the table.

"Like we care?" Eddy laughed and Ed was too busy finishing his homework. Jesus, it took me like, 10 minutes to finish it. Too simple.

"Well, I'll have you know, we better be ready for saturday. Everyone's gettin' lazy and it's just irritating. You wouldn't know that because you barely get off of your pudgy ass as it is." This made Ed snicker to himself and Eddy grew bright red.

"Fuck off, sock head."

"As you command, sir." I smiled and looked over by the door, just in time to see the dork walk in with that girl. Now I could finally see what she looked like. She wasn't too bad on the eyes.

She was tall, and pretty athletic, as i could tell. Her hair was way out there, long, wavy and ORANGE. Orange! I can honestly say I despise the abnormal hair colors, but she could defiantly pull that look off. My eyes went to her chest. I rolled my eyes and focused my attention on the teacher walking in.

"No way!" Eddy leaned over to me. "The dorks with HER? Damn, she's hot as hell, dude." Ed looked over and smiled.

"Very pretty double d! Te he he."

I laughed. "She's alright." I smiled and watched her sit down. She glanced over at me and smirked. I waved and so did she, kind of sarcastically. Eddy snickered and I looked at him.

"HA! Like she'd ever go for you, sock head." I glared at Eddy.

"You're kidding, right?" Our teacher started walking around the room to collect our homework. "Have you seen me?" I smiled and pulled out my homework, handing it to Mr. Olette.

I put my head down as Mr. Olette began his lesson. I could honestly care less. All that was on my mind was the swim meet. There's no way in hell we'll be ready in three days. The fucks can barely pull doing 10 laps, let alone any more. I put my head up and looked over at Kevin. He was too busy writing notes and paying attention, he didn't even notice me looking at him. I stared at his legs, wondering what they would look like without those pants covering them. I have a feeling he would be smooth like silk.

I smiled to myself and my attention went to the girl. She was bluntly staring me down, narrowing her eyes. Like she was on to something. I blew her a kiss and went back to taking notes. Well, pretending to take notes.

Kevin's POV

The next two weeks at school went by rather quickly. I was at my locker when I was greeted by a friendly voice.

"Hey, you." I looked over and was greeted by bright orange hair.

"H-hi." I continued to put books into my locker. I showed her the school and her classes. Why is she talking to me..

"So, I was thinking, we should hang out sometime?" She smiled and leaned against my locker. " I mean, I've wanted to ask for awhile, I just wanted got a little nervous I suppose. A girl? Wants to… hangout with me? And she's nervous in front of me?

"Oh, for like a study session? I'm a great tutor!" I nervously laughed.

"No, you nerd." She giggled. "I meant actually hang out. Like, around the town. Or anywhere outside of the school. You seem pretty chill, and I'd let to get to know you better."

I blushed and shoved my face in my locker, cringing at the word nerd.

"Um, if you insist that we should."

"Well, I do insist. Give me your hand." Confused, I looked at her. I stretched my hand out to her and she pulled out a permanent marker. She proceeded to write her phone number up my arm.

"Text me after school, okay?"

"Um, yeah. I will. No problem. Definitely will." I smiled a little and so did she.

"Well, see ya." She turned the other way. I felt my stomach have a slight pain to it. Wow, I couldn't believe she actually wanted to hang out with me. I smiled to myself and pulled out my phone. I quickly put her number in my phone and smiled.

I finished getting my books out and closed my locker.

"Hi pumpkin."

I jumped at that voice, knowing I was about to regret anything that was about to happen. I turned around and was confronted by Eddward, with his posse of Ed's, plus Johnny.

"So, I see the dorko has a girlfriend, eh?" Eddy said, an evil grin stretched across his smug face.

"She's not my girlfriend." I snapped back.

"Well of course not." Eddward smiled. "No one here even finds you remotely attractive, pumpkin."

I couldn't deal with this anymore. I needed to stand up for myself.

But, of course, I didn't have the nerves to do it. So i stood there, shaking and keeping my head down while Eddward talked down to me.

Eddward walked closer to me and ran his hand up my back. "You should really not be so rude when I say hello. At least I have the decency to acknowledge your presence." He dug his nails in my back. I bit my lip in pain and felt my eyes start to water.

"Ed-edward please.. stop." I felt heat rising up through my body and started to shake. He shoved me against the locker hard, and this caught the attention of people in the hallway. Eddward leaned in close to me and licked my cheek. I pulled my face away, disgusted from all the germs he has passed to me.

"Meet me in the pool room after school. You better be there right after 3:30." He pushed me into the locker again. A sudden shock went through my body. "Bye, pumpkin." He smiled and put his hands in his pockets, walking away with his posse.