A/N: This is my first fan fiction. I'm just posting to see how it goes. If you like it I will continue.


Santana Lopez walks through the halls of William McKinley High like she owns the place. She and her best friends Quinn Fabray and Noah "Puck" Puckerman are at the top of the social ladder because they are total badasses.

The lesbro's are at the top along with the Cheerios and football players. But, there is a major secret she and Quinn have that could send them in a spiral to the bottom if it ever got out. She and Quinn were both born with a penis.

Santana made her way to her locker. She quickly grabbed her backpack then went to go get Puck and Quinn. As she walked toward their normal spot she heard their voices.

"Where's Santana?" Quinn asked Puck

"I don't know, she should have been here by now." Puck looks down at his watch.

"Sorry guys," Santana says walking over to them. "my dad wanted to be a dick this morning."

"It's okay, but, I have something to tell you." Quinn took a deep breath, "I think I finally have the guts to tell Brittany I like her."

Quinn has had a crush on Brittany Pierce since 7th grade. Brittany is a popular Cheerio who would never go for someone like her. That's because of a rumor going around that she sleeps around with different girls. Quinn never bothered to set people straight.

"Really? That's awesome. So, when are you going to tell her?" Puck asks her

"I don't know maybe in glee club. I was thinking singing a song to her and I want you two to help me."

"Sure, we'll help. Besides I think it's time I own up to my feelings for Rachel." Santana replies to Quinn.


Rachel is on the Cheerios and Brittany's best friend. Santana has had a crush on her since freshmen year.

They decide on a song and practice until the bell rings to go to homeroom.

Brittany and Rachel were in the girls' locker room after their morning Cheerios practice.

"Britt, can I talk to you about something?" Rachel asks as she pulls on her Cheerios top after her shower.

"Sure, what's up?"

"What would you say if I told you that I like Santana?" Rachel asks nervously

Brittany let out a surprised gasp. "You like Santana? Santana Lopez? Quinn Fabray and Noah Puckerman's best friend Santana? "

"Yes, Santana Lopez. I've liked her ever since 8th grade." Rachel replies

"Well, since we are confessing feelings, I like Quinn." Brittany tells Rachel

"Are you ever going to tell her?" Rachel asks Brittany

"Probably not because she has never shown any interest in me at all."

"Same thing with Santana." Rachel replies just before the bell rings. They leave the locker room and head to class.


Later that day Quinn, Puck and Santana were walking through the halls to glee. They were getting pretty nervous about their performance. When they reach the choir room they take their normal seats in the back.

"Okay, guys I hope you had a good weekend but lets get down to business." Mr. Schue says as he enters the door.

"Actually, Mr. Schue, Santana, Puck and I wanted to sing something." Quinn sad raising her hand

"Yeah, the floor is yours"

Santana, Puck and Quinn take the floor.

"This song is for three special people. Hopefully they know who they are." Santana says then nods to the band to start the music.

Santana, Quinn, Puck

Why am I mad, I don't get it?

It seems like every time

You give me signs and I miss it

I did it again, I admit it

I left you standing there

And now I regret it

Puck tries to avoid Sam's eyes so it won't be too obvious

Seems like every time I

Get the chance I

Lose my cool

And I blow it

Quinn looks right at Brittany as she sings

And I get all tongue tied

Lost in your eyes

I'm a fool and I know it

Santana looks deep into Rachel's eyes

I should have kissed you

I should have told you

Told you just how I feel

And next time I won't stop

I'll listen to my heart

'Cause what I feel is real

I should've kissed you

I should've told you how I feel

I should've kissed you

I should've told you just how I feel

No I did not

Give you my two cents

A million reasons why

I should have

And it makes no sense

So here I am

By myself again

Stopping for green lights

And I know

I wanna be more than friends

How come every time I

Get the chance I

Lose my cool and I blow it

And I get all tongue tied

Lost in your eyes

I'm a fool and I know it

I should've kissed you

I should've told you

Told you just how I feel

And next time I won't stop

I'll listen to my heart

'Cause what I feel is real

I should've kissed you

I should've told you how I feel

I should've kissed you

I should've showed you just how I feel

So I turned the car around

And you were right where I left you

And your smile said you were feeling it too

And then the moon shined bright

Then your lips meet mine

Yeah I finally got it right

I'll be leaving with you tonight

And I won't have to say

I should've kissed you

I should've told you

Told you just how I feel

And next time I won't stop

I'll listen to my heart

'Cause what I feel is real

I should've kiss you, boy

I should've showed you how I feel

I should've kissed you

I should've showed you just how I feel

Girl I should've kissed you

I should have told you

Told you just how I feel

And next time I won't stop

Until I have your heart

'Cause what I'm feeling is real

They finish looking at their crushes

"Good job guys" Mr. Schue says clapping, "Okay, the assignment is to find a song that expresses you. Have a great afternoon and I will see you on Wednesday."

Everyone cleared the room leaving Quinn, Santana, Puck, Sam, Rachel and Brittany.

Rachel looks at Sam and Brittany then nods in the direction of their crushes. Brittany and Sam follow Rachel over to them.

"So, you three like us, huh?" Rachel asks with a smile

Quinn, Puck and Santana look at each other before answering. "Yep" came the reply from all three.

"Who likes who?" Sam asks

"Instead of telling us, how about, when we count to three you step to the person you like." Brittany says getting three nods in reply. Rachel, Sam, and Brittany take a couple of steps back.

"One…two…three"

On three the lesbro's step forward to their crush.

"Rach, I really like you, I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend" Santana says nervously

"Of course I'll be your girlfriend, Santana." Rachel says to her then gives her a kiss on the lips

"Brittany, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Yes, I would love to Quinn." Brittany tells her with a big smile

"So, Sam I know I've never really shown any interest in you at all, but, I like you and was wondering if you would be my boyfriend?" Puck says to Sam while holding his hands

"Puck I like you too. I would love to be your boyfriend."

The lesbro's wrap their boyfriend and girlfriends in a hug.