Crystal Uchiha brushed her long hair, which was as black as midnight and almost down to her ankles, while she listened to music, her favorite pass time. Suddenly she dropped her hair brush and in a flare of anger her hair turned blood red.

While walking down the street one day Crystal saw a handsome man with dark red eyes, black spiky hair, and a white shirt. He was so emo and cute!

But Cutie as she now thought of him was surrounded by bad guys with weapons. He was injured and covered in blood. She rushed to his aid using her vampire speed to kill all the men in seconds.

Cutie rushed forward two hug her for helping him. His blood got on her but she didn't care. His hugs were so warm...
"Whats your name?" He whispered

After a few minutes of standing there in aw she hugged him back tightly.

"C-crystal..."

"My name is Sasuke."

He let her go and stared at her with dark eyes that seemed to stare into your soul before kissing her.

Crystal slapped Sasuke and used her pink Sharingan, which caused a person death if they looked at it. Not being able to resist, Sasuke looked at her eyes and immediatly caught on fire. Running around, Sasuke started screaming while Crytsal was shouting "Burn the witch!".

Finally Sasuke managed to put the fire out with a jutsu. He sat on the ground panting and looking cute as ever. She felt bad...maybe she should just aplologize.

"I'm sorry!"

She sat next to him on the ground and leaned her head against his muscular arm ( his shirt had almost all burned off.) He blew a piece of his perfect black hair out of his face and pouted.

Sudenly there was a quiet chuckle..."kukuku..."

Crystal felt a lot of pain in her neck and fell to the ground sobbing and screaming. There was sounds of yelling and fighting that she couldn't hear through the pain. Suddenly there was a black mark that looked like fire spread across the left side of her face. She punched a tall black haired man in the jaw and snapped his neck. She had saved Sasuke again.

"You killed him" Sasuke said dancing on the inside of his mind

"Thats because Im stronger than all the tailed beasts combinded and he wasn't" Crystal said getting her perfect hair out of her face
Sasuke sat against a tree and started crying realzing that no matter how much he tried not even he could kill Orochimaru

Crystal's hair turned from red to blue as she grew sad for her new found emo love. She had heard the stories about him.

A FEW DAYS LATER
The two stood at the church staring at Krillen the priest who was going to marry them

Krillen hopped on a small stool to match her height. His adorable little bald head shone. Should she marry him insteadd? No. Emo was better.

AAfter a few minutes Emo and Crystal were married and they ran away from the church, knocking the poor priest off his stool.

The two lived happliy ever after like Cinderella and prince charming. The only relationship problem they had being Karin's jealousy.