An unexpected visitor

A/N: Hi everyone! just an idea that popped up a couple of hours ago. Please tell me what you think it's worth and if I should continue. Enjoy... And since I'm not an english native speaker tell me when I make english mistakes.

Storybrooke has a new visitor in town. It's a tall, handsome man with dark and thick hair, green eyes and three days stubble. As he walks down the main street to get his coffee and spots a woman's very nice looking butt. The woman is trying to take something out of her trunk. Could it be…he would have recognized this butt anywhere

_ "Emma is that you?"

Not even seeing the man talking to her, Emma knows who this is…Greg…same Greg who has been pursuing her when she lived in Boston. The guy was a total douchebag. He couldn't understand that she wasn't interested and never would be. No matter what Emma would tell him, he would simply come right back asking her out.

_"Greg."

_" It's really you. I knew I had seen this body before"

_"Well you are as charming as I remember. Nice looking but no way I'm going to stand that prick a minute more than necessary. Smile Emma, just a fake-looking smile; you don't want the guy to get a false impression.

_You're living here now?

_Yes I moved here a year ago

_That's why you never answered your door

What a genius!

_And what are you doing here? Just stopping for a lunch break and back on the road? PLEASE say you are!

_"Well no I'm here for two weeks. I just rent a room at Granny's, hopefully no wolf will eat me there.

_Hummm. Keep smiling; it's just for a few minutes. I could ask Ruby to eat the guy right?

As the conversation keeps going, Gregg explains that he is for hunting and that he has a great job in Boston just needing a great wife. Emma wants to die there and then, it's pure torture.

On the other side of the road Regina is watching their discussion. Who is this guy? They look like they know each other. The Savior looks like she needs being saved for once. Haha…let's hope he doesn't stay long, I don't like him.

_"So are you seeing anyone? I thought we could go grab a drink. I always had a soft spot for women in uniform." Gregg smiles at his own jokes.

A GETAWAY I need a fucking getaway like right now!

_ "Well actually I'm in a relationship right now.

_"Who is the lucky guy?

_"…mmmm?

_"You don't know your boyfriend's name? Seriously Em, you're trying to get away from me again, aren't you?

And then she sees it: her getaway. Her getaway standing across the street: Regina.

_"Well it's still a bit of a shock even for me and it's not easy to talk about…but I don't want to lie to you. I know you're a nice guy and I can trust you so I'm gonna tell you something that I haven't told anyone yet (and HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LEAVE).Yes I'm dating and the reason I hesitated about my partner's name is because it's a woman and her name is Regina.

_"Wait you're a lesbian? No problem Em! I LOVE lesbians you know. I have always wanted to meet real ones! When am I going to meet your love one? Regina…hot brunette with a pencil skirt and high heels? I heard the waitress talk with her when I bought my coffee this morning.

FOR FUCK SAKE! Shit why didn't I say Ruby. It would have been so easy to ask her but no Em you're so incredibly stupid that you picked up the one person in this town that can't stand you and would rather die than help you in any way. I wouldn't even ask her for a ride and now I have to ask her to be my fake girlfriend! Fucking great.

_"Am I not the luckiest man on earth you love on is just across the street!

SOMEONE KILL ME NOW.

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Why is this man waving at me? As mayor the polite thing to do is wave back I guess. Emma is now coming closer, what is going on here?

_"Regina I am going to say this one time and one time only. I give you my next 3 weekends with Henry if you pretend to be my girlfriend in front of that guy for the next two weeks. Not a 24/7job but something like 5 dates, not real dates because he will always be with us. What do you say?

_What? Are you insane Miss Swan… it's worth at least 6 weekends!

_Wait you're not even going to make a comment about what I am asking you to do?! I'll give you 4.

_5 is my final offer.

_Deal. Now pretend you're actually happy to see me and grab my hand, I have someone to introduce you to.