Edd, was in his bedroom doing his science homework he said while writing.

"Hmm, interresting subject I do say so myself."

He was now done after putting his papers away, he then heard a small noise in his closet at first he thought it was his imagination but he heard something again? with a worried on his face he said to himself.

"Oh no, there's rats in my closet messy, messy, messy!"

He went downstairs to get the broom he ran back to his room he slowly opened the closet door and Marie Kanker was in it! Edd, scared to death drops the broom and yells.

"Marie!"

She comes out holding him raising her right leg and says.

"Hey double d, I love being in your closet it's so big! just like your hat!"

Poor Edd could not speak because a horny Kanker was standing next to him, Marie then said.

"So... double d, are your parents home?"

He was now sweating and said in a tiny tone.

"No."

Marie who was aroused said.

"Good because I want to chase you all over the house!"

Edd was running for his life Marie chasing him said.

"You can run but you can't hide double d."

He then locked himself in the bathroom while looking through the keyhole
thinking he was safe he said while wiping his forehead.

"Oh, i'm safe."

But when he turns around Marie was there and said.

"Hi ya hon, come to mama!"

She now grabb's him and takes off his hat, Marie looking at his head said with delight.

"Hubba, hubba!"

His head was shaped like a penis he then screamed.

"Ahhh!"

Suddenly he woked up he was having a bad dream he thought.

"Oh, think goodness it was just a dream."

When he was about to lie back down, Marie Kanker was lying right next to him she said while smoking a cigarette.

"That was some good sex! double d."

He screams again.

"Ahhh!"

Meanwhile in the trailer park, Marie Kanker was having the same dream
with her eyes closed and a smile on her face this was actually Marie's dream.

The End... or is it?