I KNOW I HAVE A BILLION STORIES TO UPDATE , BUT I COULDN'T RESIST ! WHEN THIS IDEA CAME TO ME I STARTED LAUGHING A LOUD , I WAS SITTING IN THE KITCHEN . JUST SITTING THEIR TALKING TO MY BOYFIREND , AND SUDDENLY BURST OUT LAUGHING . HE WAS LIKE "WTF?" AND IM LIKE "I HAVE THE BBEST IDEA EVER !" AND HE IS LIKE "ME TOO! LET'S CREATE A UNICORN FARM!" AND IM LIKE "YEAH… MY IDEA IS BETETR !" AND I TOLD HIM MY STORY IDEA WHICH IS : FELIX AND DEMETRI CAUSE LOTS OF TROULE AND IT IS A FUNNY STORY . AND HE IS LIKE "YEAH ….. WELL I'M GONNA GO FIND SUM UNICORNS !" HE STUCK HIS TOUNGE OUT AND WENT TO FIND SOME UNICORNS AND I TYPED THIS UP IN HIS ABSENCE .
HE DIDN'T FIND ANY UNICORNS
I suggest you watch Charlie the Unicorn on YouTube before reading this , unless you've already seen it that is !
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT , CHARLIE THE UNICORN OR BARBIE!
THE ADVENTURES OF FELIX AND DEMETRI
Felix's POV
Hmmmmmm, I'm bored! Nothing to do , no guard duty , no killing people , no Jane or Alec to torment (not that you can torment them for very long , with their gifts!) no one to play with !
Demetri's POV
Hmmmmmm, I'm bored! Nothing to do , no guard duty , no killing people , no Jane or Alec to torment (not that you can torment them for very long , with their gifts!) no one to play with !
Felix's POV
I KNOW DEMETRI !
Demetri's POV
I KNOW FELIX!
Felix's POV
"HEY DEMETRI ? " I said as I passed him in the hallway .
"YES FELIX?" He answered .
"WANNA DO SOMETHING ?" I asked my best friend .
"YES , CAN I PICK ?" I nodded and he jumped up and down whilst squealing .
"Let's create a Unicorn farm!" He screamed . OMG ! BEST IDEA EVER!
"YES , OMG ! BEST IDEA EVER , LETS GO!" I answered back to him .
Demetri's POV
Me and Felix ran to the magical meadow at vampire speed . "HEY CHARLIE!" Felix and I both said to Charlie the unicorn , who was happily grazing in the magical meadow . "Who the fuck are you two ? Wait! Are you those other to unicorns in disguise ! Guy's look , please just l-leave me alone , I don't want to go back to Candy mountain !" What ?
"Um , we aren't unicorns ? But …" Felix said "Were vampires !" He continued .
"And were going to kidnap you and put you into our unicorn farm !" I said .
"WHAT?" Charlie said , poor Unicorn ! He is depth !
I bent down and put my mouth directly onto his ear and screamed so loud a vampire would of got a shock and said "I SAID WERE GOING TO KIDNAP YOU AND PUT US IN OUR UNICORN FARM!"
Me and Felix carried Charlie to our farm we purchased along our way to the magical meadow .
"We will go and get you some friends , Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Me and Felix both said !
Felix's POV
"Okay ! Let's go get Barbie Pegasus !" I said . Demetri looked at me like I was crazy . "What?"
" She's a Pegasus ! Not a Unicorn !" He snapped back at me ,
"Do you know another Unicorn ? Besides Pegasus will teach Charlie some manners , he's kind of rude don't you think ?" I said
"Yeah , I guess , let's go then!" We headed off to find the Pegasus !
We found her flying round the sky randomly . She had a random slut on her back , she was dressed slutty , that was for sure .
"Hey , Heidi ? What are you doing on the Pegasus's back ?" Me and Demetri shouted together .
The slut on the Pegasus's back turned around ….
Oh . That's not Heidi . "Sorry Barbie!" Demetri and I both shouted together .
Barbie jumped onto a cloud and left , we jumped up using our jumpy vampire powers and kidnapped Pegasus .
We brought her back to our Unicorn farm . "Okay , Pegasus , this is Charlie , Charlie this is Pegasus! I know you're a Pegasus but we decided to kidnap you and create a Unicorn/Pegasus farm instead!"
We left and found four Pegasus's and four Unicorns , randomly . We brought them back and fed all of them . Me and Demetri sat back on the grass and admired our hard work !
We left to go back to the Castle and tell everybody to come and see our work!
We heard faintly in the distance a voice , Charlie's ….
It sounded like he said …."Aghh , they took my fringing Kidney!" Strange….
Me and Demetri just shrugged and carried on walking .
When we arrived back at the Castle , Jane and Alec were discussing the Cullen's .
"OMG! ARE THE CULLEN'S COMING , THEY'LL EAT OUR UNICORNS AND PEGASUS 'S ?!" Me and Demetri shouted !
"No , if they were coming , you would have been called back home imminently , and what the fuck are you talking about , Unicorns and Pegasus's aren't real!" Jane said .
"YES THEY ARE REAL ! WE WILL PROVE IT TOO YOU! EVERYONE FOLLOW US!" Everyone followed us to our Unicorn/Pegasus farm and they all gasped !
"Is that Charlie the unicorn ?" Alec asked emotionless , so emotionless he could be mistook for an emo ! He was so dumb founded he didn't hold any emotion in his face !
"Yes , yes it is !"
"And Barbie Pegasus ?" Aro asked with the same blank look as Alec on his face .
"Yes it is ." I announced proudly !
Charlie the Unicorn's POV
At least I'm away from those other two freaks here!
"Hellooooooooooooo Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Two voice's said .
Shit !
Felix's POV
Suddenly one of the random Unicorns turned around and bit Caius's pants off!
"WHAT THE FUCK!" He screamed !
It then bit his underpants off .
"YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITTY EXUSE FOR A HORSE!"
"It's a Unicorn !" Athendora corrected him .
"Whatever!" He yelled at his mate .
"Hey Caius ? Why do you have a mini Peporami where your dick should be ?" He growled . Wonder why?
Heidi whispered in my ear . Oh ….
He lunged at me and I screamed like some teenage girl at a lame pop group concert!
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