A/N: The humans (which will become Lego later on) are played by my classmates (as is the 'mysterious voice) but the Doctor and his companion are voiced by two TA's, and their characters remain Lego the whole way through. I shall hopefully post progress pics on my Tumblr (link on profile page) as they occur, so I'll probably end up blogging the entire production.

Scene 2 (beginning in Lego)

Doctor: [grumpy] "…We're not on a crab planet."

C: [falls over, gets up] "Though telling from how immobile these new bodies are, we might as well be!"

Doctor: [falls over too, doesn't get up. Voice muffled] "It's Earth! Oh, of course, the ground feels the same. So we're dealing with a good ol' Earth invasion! Ooh, things never change." [Gets up] "Companion! We have a mission."

C: "Doesn't it always involve stopping the bad guys?"

Doctor: "Not only that, I'm afraid – they're a sophisticated enough race that they've done something to our molecules." [Fell over again; voice muffled] "…This is worse than being a weeping angel! We have to find these monsters before they strike again."

C: [Helps Doctor up] "But how can we do that? We're two people." [Looks around] "…Tiny people."

Doctor: "Yes, but you're forgetting that I'm a Time Lord. That automatically makes me 20% cooler, and 20% more likely to foil the insidious plot at work here."

C: "Even you're, like, a billionth your original size. We can't hope to win…" [Appraises Doctor silently] "…Especially with you in that getup."

Doctor: "What!? It's nice."

C: "…Movember was last month, dumbass."

[Spooky noises arise, the two stop] Doctor: "Do you hear that…?"

The two look back. A gas-mask kid (from 'The Empty Child'/'The Doctor Dances') stands menacingly in the middle of the corridor, silent and unmoving.

Doctor: [stares] "…You can't exist."

C: [already in a sprint] "Doctor, just run!"

Doctor: [snaps out of it, catches up to companion] "But it can't exist, Pessle! It's something from one of my past adventures, and I defeated it." [Starts running] "They're drawing on my memories!"

C: [Stops] "And what, may I ask, is so significant about you?"

Doctor: "Again, I'm a Time Lord. Big well of telepathic power, and with enough knowledge of the universe to kill a goat; imagine how much they could syphon off this gorgeous brain in one day!" [Puts hands on head] "They'd have enough power to rule the world. And buy a second planet on expenses."

C: "Why can't they just use a human?"

Doctor: "You're a very low-level telepathic species; it's probably very limited access in there, what with your telepathic centres being closed off for the most part." [Shakes head] "They wouldn't really bother with your lot. They'd either wipe you out or enslave the strongest factions of the species."

C: "…Compared with being extinct, enslavement doesn't sound too bad."

Doctor: "Think zoo animals, but more importantly alien zoos. At night the weakest of you will be slain, and the rest of you will have to sleep in cages. Of course, that really depends on whether or not they'll actually let you sleep…"

C: [smacks Lego Doctor, sound effect will be added] "Doctor, stop it! Can you hear yourself?"

Doctor: [shakes head] "Of course, Pessle. I was merely pointing out the most likely scenario of being conquered by sentient aliens–"

C: "No more horror movies for you!" points in front of them, "March, mister! That gas-mask kid could catch up with us at any moment!

[Human part – still outside, near drop-off point]

H1: [pacing] "This is bad; this is very, very bad."

H2: "Lieutenant! Pull yourself together. We have to stop the invading aliens!"

H3: "They're tiny! They're worse than tiny. They should be insignificant!"

H2: [glares] "You're not helping."

H3: "They're yellow."

H2: [tone becomes flat] "Stop–"

H3: "They want to turn us yellow!"

H2: [shouts] "Corporal, shut it!"

H1: [still pacing] "Yes, turning out the worst possibilities will do us no good. We need to remain optimistic."

H3: "We'll be turned an optimistic yellow!"

H2: [sighs] "It's no good. He's bloody lost to us."

H1: [stops pacing, hands on hips] "And what do you suggest we do now?"

H2: [starts pacing where H1 left off] "We can't stay here; they'll have traced our energy signal from the moment we teleported."

H3: [runs partway up ramp, shouts] "Then we fight!"

H2: "Yeah… we're only three of us."

H3: "And three of them! And a rather grouchy hag…"

H1: "There's a minuscule chance of planetary devastation, but I'm in!"

H2: [sighs] "Fine – I guess if we lose, whoever's still alive can bury the remains."

H3: [runs down to their level] "You guys are asses, but I wouldn't save the world with anyone else."

H1: "Anyone else ran out about two hours ago."

H3: "My point exactly."

[LEGO VO PART]

The corridor is silent. It niggles at their senses, putting them on alert.

Doctor: "This stinks. It feels like we've been here for a day or more."

C: "That's your tiny feet talking. We've been walking for 5 minutes."

Doctor: "It's been that long!?"

C: "For the last time: I will not give you a piggyback ride the rest of the way!"

Doctor: [whines] "I miss the TARDIS. We shouldn't have left her."

C: "Your ship can look after herself. It's us I'm worried about. That gas-mask kid hasn't made a reprisal, thankfully."

Doctor: "That still freaks me out. I can't pinpoint where the mental breach could be, but they obviously know my scariest adventures, so I wouldn't say the gas-mask kid is the last thing we'll see today."

C: "Wait – the gas-mask kid?"

Doctor: "A complete accident during the war with a five year old boy and an alien war ambulance – he then began turning people into him. That gasmask isn't a piece of technology, it's part of his skin. Barely got out of that one alive."

C: "The kid made it, yeah?"

Doctor: [nods] "Oh yeah, though had to work on the flipping nanogenes a bit before they returned everything to normal. Aha!" [Stops, points at door] "An opening! We haven't passed any of these."

C: "Doctor, it could be a trap!"

Doctor: "Nonsense, Pessle! No, the three other openings I could have pointed out earlier were traps. This one is merely getting us closer to our assailant."

C: "And that's good thing?"

Doctor: "No, but then if they really wanted to kill us they could just do it in person and get it over with. None of this long, drawn out mystery they're trying to entice us with."

C: "You, you mean."

Doctor: "This way we'll simply bring the mystery to us!"

C: "No. I refuse to be part of this ego-trip."

Doctor: "Suit yourself! More mystery for me." [Walks away jovially]

END OF SCENE 2

A/N: I didn't even proofread this again before posting here, so apologies for any typos that I failed to miss in the first few; unless I did them on purpose.