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The Crossover Parodox

chapter 1. Getting out of the house

It was a warm day in the middle of spring, but it was storming. This mattered not to 3 best friends as they sat in a college dorm playing Smash Brothers Brawl. They were all using either a Gamecube controller or the classic controller because who in their fucking mind would use the wii remote?!

One of the friends sat on the right of the couch. He was hefty but not fat, wearing a long sleeved shirt and a sleevless jacket along with some blue jeans. He wore glasses and had his short hair facing a bit to the side. This friend was the most intelligent of the 3 and by far the most sarcastic. He was fighting well as his favorite character, Captian Falcon. He had just falcon punched Lucario off the screen. "Come on Adam, give me a break," said the friend on the right. "I can't beat you guys." Adam gave as they all said 'no craps' as he remembered the time he waiting to fight Lucario and had lost the match.

"Come on Michael," Adam said to the lucario user. Michael was a shameless guy with no dignity and some mental issues. He was the least smart of the 3 but was definitley not dumb. He had on his black and red Beastie Boys shirt and some blue jeans "Take it like a man. Falllconn Paawnchh!" Lucario flew off the screen again and Michael sighed, now down to 2 lives. Now, it wasn't that Micheal was bad at video games, far from it. He just sucked at Nintendo games. He was unstopable at Mortal Kombat and CoD (call of duty) as our third friend had found out one day.

"Not a chance Adam," said the third hero, reflecting falcon punch with Marth.

"You can't beat the falcon Josh," said Adam with confidence. Joshua, or Josh to most people, was dominating as Marth. In Smash brothers, Josh could fight well with every character, except for Meta Knight, who was actually considered the easiest person to use. He just couldn't. Josh had discovered his 'all-aroundness' when he had been looking for his best character. Josh was shocked to say the least when he found out he could own everybody as Olimar. Josh was the middle man, being almost, but not quite, as smart as Adam. He was the tallest, standing almost a foot taller then them at 6'3. He wore glasses and had half of his hair swept to the side. He had his hair cut to where one of his bangs were longer then the other and hung down in front of his face. He was wearing a black shirt with a skull on it and black jeans. People often called Josh 'the ninja' as he had the unchangable ability to sneak up on people. Josh was dominating as usual when he sudenly saw something move out of the corner of his eye. He turned his head a bit to see something small and brown walk into his bathroom.

Josh paused the game and said, "did you guys see that?"

"Yeah, I think," Michael said confused and turning to look the same way as Josh. "What was that?"

"Well, lets check it out," Adam said impatiently while getting up from the couch. Josh and Michael got up quickly and and walked silently to the bathroom. The door was opened so they all got a clear veiw of what it was they had seen.

Standing in front of them was a 1 foot tall, brown... Goomba. It was a Goomba from the mario games. It had large eyes and those two fangs that stuck up out of the corners of its mouth. "You guys are seeing this too, right?" Michael said amazed. Josh and Adam just nodded, also in shock. Who wouldn't be after seeing a creature from so many games litterally in their home? Then it rushed at them. No one was ready as the goomba rushed at Josh who was standing in the middle and started eating his foot.

"Holy shit!" Josh yelled lifting his feet. Michael and Adam grabbed his arms to keep him balanced. Almost out of pure instinct, Josh kicked out with his other foot, hitting the goomba solidly. As his foot caved in the side of its head making it let go, it flew into the wall before dissapearing and leaving behind 2d text that said '100'. Josh was confused for a second before saying, "sweet!" He was now winning the game. Then they all heard a crash from the other room. The 3 friends rushed back to the living room.

They came across many goombas walking around his house. "Sweet, huh?" Adam said. Adam said a bit irritated at Josh's comment. Josh quickly pulled them into his bedroom. Josh rushed over to his closet and pulled open the doors with force. You see, Josh didn't like storing his things with other people's things, so he kept EVERYTHING in his closet.

Josh looked at what he had and, being completley insane, came up with some weapons. He grabbed his sledge hammer thinking, 'Hammers are always good against goombas.' He then handed Adam a slingshot and gave Michael a bag of charcoal and a lighter. "Michael, load the coal into the slingshot, light it, and Boom! We've got a makeshift fire flower!" His friends just looked at him.

"You're completley insane," Adam said hoplessly.

"I like it," Michael agreed. Of course, Michael was also insane, so don't trust him for a calm solution. "Big BOOM! Heh heh heh" he said psychoticlly.

"Lets play," Josh said before rushing out into the fray of goombas. His friends followed and quickly got into a rythm of loading and firing. While they could take down goombas faster than Josh, they shared the points they earned, only realeasing 50's for them, while Josh got the full 100. Josh decided to go with side swings so he didn't have to lift the hammer constantly over his head. He hit a goomba to his left then kicked out taking down another.

Adam saw one getting to close as he realeased another 'fireball' and punched out smashing its face with a battle cry of, "Pawwnch!" Michael had reached for the fridge hoping to make some molotov cocktails.

He let out a cry of frustration as there was no alchohol. "Josh, you don't have any thing to make molotovs with!" Michael yelled in anger as he curb stomped a goomba.

Josh had just smashed another one into his wall when Michael yelled this. Another goomba was coming at him fast. Without the time to reverse his momentum, Josh kept turning with it, bringing it down diagonally and cracking the floor with an angry cry of, "I don't drink!" Josh had always hated how people either thought he always drank because he was a teenager or were judging when they found out he didn't. Josh let out one of the many rages he held for the world.

Josh threw the hammer away as he leaped at the goombas going fully unarmed at them. Josh unleashed a set of kicks that either sent goombas into the wall or into other goombas. Whenever one got to close, Josh snapped out with a fist or elbow. It was sloppy because Josh had never studied martial arts in his life, but it was chaotic and devastating. Just as the numbers were thinning, a giant goomba smashed through the wall.

"Josh!" Michael said tossing him the hammer. Josh rushed at a smaller goomba, leaping off it with a cry of, "You son of of Bitch!" He came down with a very heavy overhead smash, flatting the giant goomba hard.

With the room cleared, Josh went over to the cofee table where he had left his dagger. Josh collected knives and had been showing his newest one to his friends. Knives weren't allowed on campus, so Josh sent them home to his dad, who collected swords. Michael picked up the hammer, not really having a weapon yet. They walked to the hole in the wall, which could fit them and about three other people. The sight shocked them.

The sky had darkened and a purple and blue vortex had opened up in the sky. Smaller ones had opened up on the ground. Minor video game enemies were roaming the streets and campus. Zombies, goombas, undead, slimes, all of them running around. A few zombies had noticed the heroes.

Being paranoid and insane, they had always been prepared for zombies, and they loved the chance to test their abilities. Michael just knocked the heads clean off while Josh stabbed them in the head. Adam tripped them with a stick and curb stomped them. They were dead shortly.

After waiting a moment as a break, Adam spoke up. "Alright, so video games are coming into the real world, but only minor enemies so far," Adam concluded. "And I bet you a demon's great axe that portal had something to do with it." They looked at the portal again and noticed something.

"Did it get bigger?" Michael asked. Indeed it had to the dissapointment of all three of them. "We can't stay here."

"Shouldn't we stay somewhere defensable that we know?" Josh argued. Michael gestured to the giant hole in the wall. "Alright lets move." They were all set to move when there heard a roar. They looked up at the portal which is where it had come from and looked in horror. Alduin from Skyrim had swooped down from the portal. They all knew the same thought at that moment.

'We are so screwed.'

Notes: Alright, great first chapter. Bit of a cliff there so we can leave you wanting more. R&R. Next time on the Crossover Paradox: We introduce the first good guy to come to the real world. How will the heroes survive and fight off the growing threat? Find out in the next episode: Level Up!