DUMBASS AUTHOR NOTE: I don't own Keroro Gunso or Dragon Ball! Keroro is owned by Mine Yoshizaki and Dragon Ball is owned by Akira Toriyama. I don't own any of the characters in this story! UNDERSTAND!?

CHAPTER 1:

Another sunny day in Tokyo, Japan. Keroro and Fuyuki were hiking through the woods to go on a little Saturday afternoon picnic.

"Thanks for coming along, Gunso." Fuyuki smiled to his little green friend.

"Of course. I love going on these trips with Fuyuki. Almost beats building Gumplas...Well, almost." Keroro said back, making Fuyuki giggle. They continued walking until something in the bushes caught Fuyuki's eye. Whatever it was, it made a very bright reflection on the sun. Fuyuki put the basket down and went over to check it out.

"Hmm...what it is, Fuyuki?" asked Keroro as he also walked over to see what he was looking at. When they peeked behind the bushes, they saw a strange orange orb with six stars in the middle laying in the dirt.

"What's that?" Keroro asked.

Being the paranormal freak that he is, Fuyuki's mind instantly started swarming with ideas of what it could be. Could it be something from space? Or maybe part of the remains of an ancient civilization. But whatever it was, he knew Kululu could figure it out. They grabbed the orange orb and raced back to the Hinata's house to discover what it was.

Back at the house, the orange orb sat in the center of the coffee table on a small, pink pillow. Everyone sat around the strange orb with Kululu playing with his laptop as usual.

"Not like any rock I've ever seen." Koyuki said.

"Could it be from space? You know, like everything else new that comes into our home." said Natsumi sarcastically. Everyone continued to stare at it until Giroro turned to Kululu, breaking the silence.

"So, what do you think it is?" he asked.

"No idea." Kululu responded. "All the information in the universe stored into one laptop, and I still can't identify it. Kukukuku."

Every time Kululu laughed, it always gave Giroro the shivers. He didn't know how Kululu's mind worked, nor did anyone else. But as long as he didn't bother anyone, they would all just try to stay as far away from him as they could. So you can imagine how awkward it is whenever they ask for his help.

"Maybe it could be a colored stone used in ancient rituals by an unknown civilization." Fuyuki said with excitement. "Can we please keep it here until we find out what it is?"

Natsumi wanted to say no, considering every time she let her brother keep something new in the house, bad things would always come later. But she also knew if she didn't, he would probably try to sneak it into the house someway. "Oh, alright." She said, making Fuyuki's eyes glitter. "But just keep it in your room. And don't let these stupid frogs get near it."

"Haha, sure, whatever." he said in return.

The next day was just like any other. Fuyuki thought all day at school about the orb they found. He thought of all the strange things it could be. Luckily, he didn't have to wait much longer.

When Fuyuki and Natsumi returned home they were greeted by Keroro, who was vacuuming the floor as always. He always put on a happy grin when he saw them, but deep inside, he hated every minute of having to smile at that putrid Natsumi. She always bullied him, getting angry when he doesn't do what she wants, and worst of all, she was the biggest obstacle in completing the invasion. Keroro and the platoon knew that if they were ever going to complete the invasion, they would either have to get Natsumi on their side, or get rid of her (Giroro, of course, knew getting Natsumi to join them was his only choice. Not only because he knew that his retarded Sargent couldn't get rid of Natsumi even if he tried, but that he wouldn't let anyone get rid of his most important person). Natsumi sat on the couch and started to read a magazine, when she heard a knock on the door.

When she answered it, a stranger was standing in front of her, who was incredibly tall and buff for someone who looked in their late 30's. She also noticed he had an orange jumpsuit on, with a weird logo on the left side of his chest. He had blue boots that looked like they were made of metal, blue wristbands, and a blue undershirt that stood out over his shoulders. But the thing that really surprised her was his hair. It was all over the place, like someone who had just got out of bed in the morning. She was offley surprised by his look, which even she found weird. She didn't think anything in her life could surprise her at this point (she's proven herself wrong about that everyday for the past two years)

"Hey there. Do you think I could come in?" asked the oddly dressed man.

"Well, uhh..." but before she could say anything else, he was already making himself at home.

"Thanks." he said back.

'Obviously, this guy needs to take a lesson on manners.' she thought to herself.

Now the stranger was sitting on the couch, looking around a bit. "Nice place you got here." he said to her.

"Uh, thank you. Uhhh...who are you?" she asked.

"Oh, right. Almost forgot. My name's Goku. I'm looking for a dragonball."

"Dragon...ball?" Natsumi said to the strange man.

"Yep," he said back. "that's it. Have you seen one around here?" Just as he finished that sentence, Fuyuki came walking down the stairs carrying the orange orb in his hands.

"Hey, Nee-chan." he said. "I was looking around for a drying cloth I can use to clean the dirt off my new orb. Are there any more left?"

Finishing his thought, Fuyuki looked to the man in the orange jumpsuit, wondering who he was, and why he was there. Goku then looked back and saw what was in his hands. Showing a cheerful smile, he laughed out loud for a second before walking up to Fuyuki, causing Fuyuki to step back.

"Ahh, here it is." Goku said trying to take the ball from Fuyuki, but Fuyuki refused.

"Here what is? Do you know what this is?" Fuyuki asked.

"Sure do." Goku said back. "That's a dragonball. My dragon radar was right. I thought it would be here." Goku said back, giving Natsumi and Fuyuki confused faces.

"ANY WISH YOU WANT?!" Natsumi and Fuyuki said with surprise at what Goku was telling them. They both sat on one couch as Goku sat straight across from them, explaining who he was, and how he knew what the dragonballs were.

"Uh-huh. Any wish we ask the dragon, he'll grant. I've been collecting these dragonballs for as long as I can remember. I guess now I like to think of it as a family hobby." He said laughing to himself. Natsumi gave a look that symbolized that she didn't care. Fuyuki's expression was the exact opposite. He was thrilled at everything he was hearing. Even if he knew this guy for about five minutes, he now wanted to know everything about him, and possibly become his friend. There was a lot of tension in the room until Keroro walked in.

"Hey, Fuyuki. I've finished all my chores. Wanna build Gumpla?" he asked.

Goku looked to the small alien in surprise. Natsumi panicked. She was so caught up in this guy's story, she forgot to tell the frogs to wait in the basement. Now what was she gonna do?

Goku walked up to get a closer look at Keroro, making Keroro worry. "Woah, you're a weird looking one, little guy. Are you an alien?" he asked. Keroro didn't know how to respond. And neither did anyone else. Keroro fell backwards as Goku shouted again. "You are an alien aren't you. Cool!"

Everyone was surprised. They didn't expect him to react that way. I guess there was a high chance for him and Fuyuki to become friends.

"C...cool?" Keroro said back. Goku smiled at the alien frog.

"Hehehe, don't be alarmed. I run into guys like you all the time. It's nothing new to me." Goku said, causing everyone to stare at him blankly. "What?" he asked.

Later that day, everyone was gathered to hear Goku's life story (except the frogs, Natsumi didn't want them disturbing their guest). But Momoka, Koyuki, Saburo, Natsumi and Fuyuki were all there listening to him. And frankly, they were all in shock about what they were hearing. How could such big things happen on Earth without them noticing. Fuyuki had a million thoughts running through his head at once...all of them good. Natsumi was starting to worry that she let a mental patient into their house. Momoka wasn't listening, though. She was too distracted by Fuyuki's hypnotic smile (she loved pretty much any face he made, but that was by far her favorite). Koyuki didn't know what to think. But she did know she had a lot of questions for Dororo when she got back home. And Saburo wasn't very surprised at what he was hearing. He's never really been surprised at anything he's heard or seen in his life, and this was no different.

Goku continued to tell his stories about his life. His alien origin, battling villains, martial arts training, traveling to other planets, and constantly saving the Earth countless times. But he wasn't very full of himself. He talked about all the friends he made on his journeys, too. He also talked a lot about the dragonballs, and answered any questions he got about them. After his stories were done, he asked if he could take the dragonball and get out of their hair. But Fuyuki had so many more questions.

"Look, Fuyuki. I appreciate your interest in me, but it's getting late, and I really gotta find the rest of the dragonballs." He said. But Fuyuki suggested something else.

"Then can I go with you!? Please!? It'd be so much fun, and I wouldn't be a bother at all."

"NO!" Natsumi yelled at her younger brother. "You can't just go off with a total stranger to find some mystical, wish-granting balls!" she yelled.

"Oh, come on! We can call Mom and ask her! I'm sure she'd approve!" Fuyuki yelled back.

"Hey, calm down, you two. What, don't I get a say in this?" Goku asked trying to break it up. They turned to Goku to hear what he had to say.

"I have a lot of dragonballs to find. I don't think I could carry an extra person." Goku said. Fuyuki was disappointed while his sister made her 'I told you I was right' smile. "But before I go...do you think I could get a bite to eat? After telling that long story, I'm starved. Ehehe..." he said, making everyone give another blank look at him. He really was a weird person.

Lurking around the corner of the living room was Keroro, giving an evil smile after listening in on everything the stranger said. "Kero kero kero..." he whispered to himself.

Natsumi had made a normal sized portion of food for Goku, but was speechless when he finished it in about fourteen seconds. So he asked for another, which made Natsumi all the more irritated. So she had Fuyuki and her friends help make Goku enough food until he was full, which after twenty minutes seemed like never. Although, Natsumi was happy to cook next to Saburo, even if it was for some over-eating bum. Giroro could see Saburo whisper something in Natsumi's ear through the window. Whatever he said made her laugh. Giroro's hatred for Saburo began to skyrocket. He wished he could just burst in there right now and shoot his head clean off. But no matter how bad he hated him (which was A LOT), he was still one of Natsumi's friends. Therefore, he could not bring himself to hurt him, or else Natsumi would never forgive him.

As Goku continued to eat them out of house and home, Fuyuki was busy calling Aki and telling her about Goku and the dragonballs. Goku saw what Fuyuki was doing, and decided to step in. "Let me talk to her." Goku said to the boy. Fuyuki then gave Goku the phone and walked into the kitchen, where he found a giant mess where their food used to be.

After making Keroro and his platoon clean up the kitchen, Natsumi needed to sit down for a while. Everything that happened today was just too much for her to process. She needed a break from all this madness. The rest of her friends, however, were listening to Goku talk on the phone with Aki. He kept talking about himself and got a few giggles out of whatever Aki was telling him. Everyone had no idea what they were talking about, but it must have been one weird conversation.

"Great! I'll tell him right away!" Goku said, still on the phone. "Yeah, I'm sure he'll be happy, too...Don't worry, I will...Haha, I've heard that one before...HAHAHAHA! OK, nice talking to you...Alright, Aki. Bye." Goku hung up and ran into the living room. "Good news, guys! Your mom said you can come with me!"

Fuyuki was jumping with joy, while Natsumi was completely lost. 'Why would mom let Fuyuki go with this weirdo?' she thought.

"Fuyuki? You're going with him?" Keroro asked.

"Yeah, isn't that great, Gunso!" said Fuyuki with excitement.

"Y-yeah. Great. I just wish I could tag along." Keroro said with disappointment (faking).

"Oh don't worry," Goku said to the Keronian, "Aki said you four could come along, too. I'm sure Chi-chi and the boys won't mind some company."

"YAHOO!" Keroro jumped with joy.

"But wait. How are we gonna get there?" Tamama asked. "It's already night out. We don't have a car, and Momo-chi's helicopters are being repaired tonight."

"Don't you worry about that." Goku said. "I got my own way of getting around." Everyone was confused at what he meant, but then Goku told everyone to grab hold of him. Not sure what to say, everyone did grab Goku (except Kululu, he decided there was no room for him and just grabbed on to Giroro's ass, which made Giroro sweat like a pig, making Kululu laugh). Goku then put a smile on his face, placed his index finger and his middle finger on his forehead, and in less than a second, there were somewhere else entirely.

They were all confused about what just happened, until Goku explained about his instant transmission technique. No one got it except for Fuyuki (I'm mentioning him a lot, aren't I. Don't worry, I'm finally about to get into the interesting characters).

They looked around, and saw they were in the woods, where a big, dome shaped house stood, with a well, three windows, and a chimney with smoke coming out. "This is where I live. Like it?" Goku asked.

"Uh, yeah. It sure is...unique." Momoka said. Goku laughed out loud.

"If you think the house is one of a kind, wait till' you meet the people inside it." said Goku.

Keroro and everyone else walked in, where they were greeted by a young boy at the age of about nine, who said his name was Goten, and seemed to think the frogs looked pretty funny (that made Giroro angry). Next, they were introduced to Chi-chi, who didn't like the idea of Goku bringing strangers into her house without permission, ESPECIALLY if they're accompanied by aliens. Goku tried to explain the situation to Chi-chi, but she still didn't like the idea of letting alien frogs sleep in her house. But she quickly gave in, knowing that no matter what she said, Goku would get what he wanted one way or another. Chi-chi was used to it by now, but it still bothered her. The last they were introduced to was Goku's oldest son, Gohan. He looked as strong as his dad, which had Natsumi scared for a bit, thinking that he was gonna be just like his father. But to her surprise, he was actually very smart and well behaved, not like his father at all. Natsumi actually enjoyed his company over anyone else in the house. After the introduction, Goku explained he was really sorry about eating all the Hinata's food, and offered to make them dinner for their hospitality. They excepted his offer, and they all sat down for dinner. Except Fuyuki noticed someone was missing.

"Hey, Gunso. Where's Giroro?" he asked.

"Oh, he went out to cut down some trees. He said he just wanted to sit by a fire like he does every night. Weird, huh?" Keroro said.

Out in the woods, Giroro was using his laser sword to cut down some very thick trees. It took a lot out of him, but when he was finished he brought them all back to the house and started to burn them. While sitting on a log near the fire, cooking up one of his stashed away sweet potatoes, he wondered where he was going to sleep, tonight. He didn't have his tent around, and he didn't know how far their house was from here. But he had to decide soon, he could feel the cold air coming in. He knew it was gonna be a cold night. He thought for a moment or two until Natsumi came out, which always caught him by surprise.

"Na-Natsumi! Uh, what is it?" he asked her.

"It's just, I know it's gonna be a cold night. And I just noticed you don't have your tent tonight. You should probably come in. It's much warmer in here." she said. Giroro did want to come in, more than anything. But he had to stay strong and keep his pride as a soldier.

"I'm fine." he said back. "No cold weather can harm me."

"I knew you would say that." she said. "I'm starting to wonder why I even bother." She then walked back inside, leaving Giroro to freeze in the cold. She didn't want him to freeze, but if he wants to stay out there all night and freeze to death, he can do what ever he wants.

The rest of the night was much calmer than during the day. It was decided that Momoka and Natsumi would get the guest room, Fuyuki would sleep in Gohan's room, and the frogs would get the basement (I didn't even know Goku's house had a basement). And tomorrow morning, Goku would take Fuyuki and anyone else who wanted to go to collect the dragonballs. Everyone got to sleep pretty fast, except for the frogs.

Keroro called his entire platoon to the basement, where he said he had another invasion plan. They all knew what they were in for, but they went down there, anyway. Once everyone was lined up, Keroro spoke with a firm voice.

"Men, I've just come up with my most brilliant invasion plan yet!" Keroro said, making everyone just stand there. "Come on, guys! Where's you enthusiasm!?"

"Sorry, Gunso-san," Tamama said, "but that's what you say every time, and every time it's the same."

"I have to agree." said Giroro. "Every plan you give us is always the same. Taking something that all Pekoponians use in their daily lives and trying to make an invasion out of it. Remember, just last week. 'Guess what guys, I've come up with my most brilliant invasion plan ever. We'll make a new brand of cell phones that stick to the Pekoponian's faces when they put them up to their ears. Then we'll invade while they're all distracted with their phones stuck to their filthy, Pekoponian cheeks! Kero Kero Kero!'" Giroro began to imitate Keroro.

Keroro started to get irritated at his Corporal. "THIS TIME, IT'S DIFFERENT!" he shouted. "I was listening in on that Goku guy's story, and I heard something interesting about these things called dragonballs. They're the same as the one we found back at our house, and there are seven of them. Collect all seven, and you can make a wish!"

"A WISH!?" his platoon shouted in shock.

"That's right!" Keroro said with pride. "A wish that we can use ourselves! Sargent Major Kululu..."

"Yes sir...Kukukuku." Kululu said as he slid right next to his Sargent, holding another remote with a giant red button in the middle. "I press."

As he pressed the button, a giant dragon hologram came out of nowhere in the center of the room, scaring Tamama and making Giroro pull out a rocket launcher. Keroro explained "Don't worry, guys. It's just a hologram. I had Kululu make a fake holographic dragon that looks as I heard Goku describe the one that grants him his wishes. It's created by these fake dragonballs I also had Kululu design." Keroro showed the platoon how the hologram dragon is generate out of the fake dragonballs just like the real thing.

"But that's not all. Kululu..." said Keroro.

Kululu pulled out a small circle shaped object with a green screen in the center with seven beeping lights. "TA-DA!" Kululu shouted. "A fake dragonball locator! Based off the real thing! Kukukuku!"

"This locator only tracks these fake dragonballs! So all we have to do is scatter these fake dragonballs around Pekopon, switch this locator with the real one, and while Goku is distracted looking for our fakies, we'll be collecting the real dragonballs! Once we've collected all seven, we shall wish for complete domination of Pekopon! KERO KERO KERO KERO!" Keroro explained

Tamama and Giroro were both excited for this new plan. For once, it seemed like Keroro knew what he was doing. "That's my Gunso-san!" Tamama said. "Even when he fails horribly at everything, he doesn't give up until he makes it!"

Giroro felt like he could hug Keroro (not really). He was only one day away from completing the invasion. He could finally bring back his warrior pride. He could finally look to his father as a conqueror. He could finally be proud of something he accomplished.

Keroro put his evil smile on. "Tomorrow morning, we go dragonball hunting! Our Pekopon invasion begins NOW!"

"KEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKEROKERO"

"TAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMATAMA"

"GIROGIROGIROGIROGIROGIROGIRO"

"KURUKURUKURUKURUKURUKURUKURU"

Well, that's the end of that chapter. What will happen next? Stay tuned!