Sort of a first for a dirty story. I thought it was more funny than smutty. And yeah, its a Natsu and Lucy one again. It's short, but I didn't think I needed to add anything more to it. Hope you like it, or not, whatevs.

I don't own anything that has to do with Fairy Tail.

Too Loud

"Hah!"

"Shhh, Lucy, do you want your neighbors to hear?"

"Natsu…I-Ah!"

Chuckling lightly, the dragon slayer continued his ministrations on his girlfriend's body. Licking and biting here and there, and what really got her going was the light burns that his fingertips caused on her creamy skin. It wasn't enough to cause a blister, but enough to turn her skin an almost angry red. "I'm serious Luce, I don't want Happy to come in here. You know how he gets…" Last time she was too loud the blue exceed came bounding in demanding what was happening. They had to tell him they were playing a really rough game of 'Uncle'. To say the least, the cat eventually bought it…he really needed to find a way to get Happy out of the house when this sort of thing came up.

"So—Sorryyy!" she said going into a crescendo at the end of her apology when he did something devilishly orgasmic with his tongue just below her navel. Gasping, he covered her mouth with her hand and gave the door a panicked look, Natsu thinking the same thing see was. Being quiet for what seemed like years, but what was actually only barely a minute, she started wriggling about trying to get out of her shorts and t-shirt, but he held her firm, his large hand right above her ribs. "Dammit, Natsu," she ground out of clenched teeth, venom lacing her usually sweet voice, "If I don't get out of these clothes soon I'm going to reinvent the words 'painful pleasure', and you won't know up from down when I'm done with you."

He stopped, his mouth lifting itself into a sadistic smirk, "Maybe I should keep you as you are then."

Her head snapped up off of the plush pillow to look him square in the eye, "What—," but didn't get much anything else out as he ripped off her shorts and thong and threw them somewhere behind his shoulder.

"Let's get started then," he growled out, grabbing her hips roughly and raising them to meet his mouth, his snake like tongue darted out to press itself firmly against her clitoris. He could hear her pants getting harsher as he heated his appendage to an almost unbearable degree and gave it an almost painful suck. Not even a few minutes later he had her screaming his name and burying the side of her face into the pillow.

Letting her come down from the waves of ecstasy, he casually placed hot, open mouthed kisses up from her center to her covered breasts and finally to her jaw where he looked at her blissful expression from the corner of his eyes, "Now, what were you say-"

"Hey! What's goin' on in there!?" shouted a quite confused and angry Happy as he threw open the door and glared at the two adults laying on the bed.

"What the-! I locked that door! Get out you damn cat!" shrieked the now fully aware Lucy, who threw lethal pillows at the unsuspecting animal.

"Happy! What the fuck?!"

And that's what led Lucy into getting three more locks for her bedroom door.

That damn cat.

Peace.