Title: 7 Days of Hell
Author: bbqtheunicorn
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rated: M
Word Count: 1196 words
Setting: Post-Hogwarts
She woke up, instinctively snuggling up into his arms.
"Hey there…" She murmured, placing light kisses on his neck. "We should get up. I have to be back home by 11…"
No response.
"Ron? You awake?" No response. Sighing softly, she tried to push herself off him only to be pressed back down again.
"Hey!" His arms tightened. "I know you're up, Ronald!" Grunt. Quickly, she glanced at the clock. 9:08. "You know what? I'm just gonna go now, maybe respond to Victor's last letter while YOU SNORE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE DA- OH!"
"You aren't going anywhere." Ron growled, flipping her over. "Especially not to do anything with Vicky." She stared up at him, a small grin on her face.
"Then get up. I have to leave you know! I wasn't even supposed to come tonight in the first place!" Ron grinned watching her curly locks bounce as she tried to writhe away.
"But aren't you glad you did? I mean, I certainly had fun…"
"I don't know what you're talking about. I did nothing enjoyable at all yesterday."
His smile faltered and grip slackened, a hurt expression touching his face.
"Oh." He shifted to leave the bed when she pounced up, knocking him back down onto her body. Ron raised an eyebrow.
"I thought you had to go."
"There's still an hour… As for now I can think of better activities to do…"
Three rounds of "exercise" later, Hermione was nuzzled up in Ron's arms again when she saw a flash of light as a silver patronus showed up by the door.
"Ginny?" She groaned, grudgingly pushing herself up from Ron's strong arms.
"Hermione! Where the hell are you? We have to get that dress fitted today in 10 minutes! Luna and I are at your flat but from the looks of things I'm at the completely wrong door!"
"Ah I'm sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll be out in a second I promise!" She yelled frantically before hopping up. She just caught Ginny's "Hurry up!" when she jumped off the bed, searching frantically for her panties. Roughly, she poked her head through her top and ran off into the bathroom.
"Toothbrush, toothbrush, toothbrush, where are you? Oh no time! Mouthwash! What would my parents say!" Quickly gurgling the minty water, she wiped her mouth with the side of her hand before barreling into a wall of muscle.
"…hi." Ron whispered huskily, his breath tickling her skin.
"No Ron I can't! Ginny, Luna and I have a thing and I'm late and good God I will be so late! I ha-" His lips crashed down on hers and she instinctively wrapped her arms around his neck as he pressed his body up against hers.
"Ron.." She whispered as he pressed his arousal into her stomach. Suddenly overwhelmed by need, she reached for his boxers, shoving her hand into them. Quickly she started stroking him, pleasuring him fast and strong, panting in time with his groans.
"Mione.. love you so much." He muttered incoherently, before snapping into focus as his hand reached under her shirt. But his fingers refused to slide in, just teasing the folds, still soaking from multiple climaxes just minutes before.
"Ron please.. Slide in…" Without a warning, he shoved his finger in, touching her till she forgot everything. "Oh faster... more…" She groaned, grinding her hips to his fingers, moaning loudly as he added a second finger to the first. Suddenly a ring broke past her haze of pleasure. I'm late! Quickly she pushed him away, quenching her guilt at Ron's confused expression.
"Why did you.." He started questioning as she ran off to her mobile phone (she bought one for both Luna and Ginny but Ginny broke hers a week after getting it) only to realize that it was not hers that was ringing. She glanced over to see Ron picking up his phone, a curious expression on his face as Hermione heard Luna's dreamy voice and Ginny angry yells. He looked at her, grinning like mad before muttering "Yeah, got it. I'll take her there now." and hanging up the phone.
"So... What is this dress I hear Ginny screaming about?" He questioned her, the grin still on his face.
"You know perfectly well! I told you last night I had to get home but then we… yeah… and I completely forgot! Oh gosh.. They weren't meant to know… Now I'll have to buy Lavender that butterbeer."
"You bet on it?" Ron asked, amusement bubbling off him. "You bet that you could stay away from this," he gestured at his perfect body "even though you know us so well?"
"I just thought.. We did so well on the first two nights!"
"We had sex on the tellyphone both nights."
Hermione stared at the ground, a pink flush on her cheeks as Ron chuckled.
"C'mon. I promised Luna I'd get you to the wedding dress fitter by 12:30."
"It's already 12:20!" She yelled, panicking about apologizing to the stern seamstress, who had a striking resemblance to Professor MacGonnagal.
"Then get dressed." Ron ordered, throwing her panties at her.
"How did you..?"
"Magic. Now get off that gorgeous bum of yours before I decide to fuck you all over again."
"Ron?" Hermione whispered, afraid to interrupt his focus on the road. He got a license soon after the war when he stayed with her in the Muggle world, but Ron has driven for a long time (as Mrs Weasley found out rather unfortunately in their second year). It was dark, foggy and she couldn't see anymore than a metre in front of her yet he kept driving.
"Yes, Mione?"
"I don't want to go back home alone… I know we said we won't have sex for a week before the wedding but sleeping alone is horrible… I miss you." She looked over at him, a small frown on his lips.
"This was your idea."
"I know but I meant no sex! Not no sleeping together." He raised an eyebrow. "Plus we already blew it anyway." She added quickly. She could see him thinking, his eyebrows furrowed as he parked the car.
"Fine. Come on up. But we'll have to sneak you in so the guys don't know you're with me. They don't know what happened last night yet!" Hermione laughed slightly with relief and leaped up to hug him. He pulled her tightly against his body as she nuzzled her head into him shoulders, calmly breathing him in as her wild hair tickled his neck.
"I love you… More than anything, you know?" She whispered into his shoulder. He didn't respond for a bit and she wondered if he heard her when he replied:
"I love you too, soon-to-be Mrs Weasley." She backed away laughing.
"That sounds so old. I'm only 24! Plus that's our mum!" She scolded though she couldn't help grinning ear to ear as he leaned down to peck her lips.
"Our mum?" Ron raised his eyebrows, his blue eyes sparkling.
"Well... In just 7 days?"
"Mhmm.." He kissed her cheek, grinning like mad before pulling her into the building.
So what did you think? I'm a massive Romione fan but you'll definitely be seeing Luna/Neville and Harry/Ginny. Please review! I promise more smut soon!