Help me, Enemy!?

A BlossomxBrick fic filled with silliness, randomness and love. -^_^-

Disclaimer: Momoko Akatsutsumi (Blossom), Miyako Gotokuji (Bubbles), Kaoru Matsubara (Buttercup) and Brick, Boomer and Butch aren't mine! Oh! as well as Sakamoto! They belong to their respective owners!

Sakamoto changed after his last encounter with Momoko. He didn't feel bad or anything, it just changed him. He became a more behaved young man, he even became charming. Many girls have taken a liking to him after his transformation.. and Momoko was one of them. She can't believe how naive she was back then to have told him to stay away. But now, it's too late and he doesn't like her anymore. But, no! She told herself! She'll get him back! a Powerpuff never backs down on a fight! Not even in a fight with love!


I became hopelessly in love with my ex lover. No matter how much I try, I just can't get him to look at me like before. Indeed. Help was what I need. But to receive it from your lifetime nemesis? Over my dead body...?

Chapter 1 - Cure

Momoko's POV

I can't help but think I get uglier each day. Because of the extreme pressure over the monsters attacking, school works and having to deal with those wretched Rowdyruff boys. Ahhh! I'll never be able to catch my dear Sakamoto-kun's heart!

Ah! I know! To every problem, sweets is the solution!

I noticed that my belt was already glowing and Kaoru and Miyako are staring at me. Well, Kaoru's actually glaring.. Hrmm.. Momoko get your head in the game! Well, it's not actually a game..but you get the point!

Then we raised our hands together to say our excuses to once again save Tokyo city from assorted monstrosities.

"My stomach hurts so much!" said Miyako as she made a convincing expression and put a hand over her mouth as if she was going to throw up.

"My head is bleeding." said Kaoru with her usual stoic bored face. Where did she get the red paint!?

My turn... wah. To be honest with you, I was the worst with these kind of things so I would formulate excuses ahead of time. But I forgot because there was no space to think anymore! Sakamoto-kun got my head quite occupied.

"Uh...my...shoulders..umm...h-hurt.." I tried to keep my composure for I was really trembling with fear and embarrassment! I've never been this unready!

"Ms. Akatsutsumi, I don't think it's really that serious." our teacher stated as she gestured Miyako and Kaoru to go but leaving me behind.

You see? I wasn't that good like my two besties! They're topnotch actresses! Well, Miyako is more on acting and Kaoru is more on props..but they still trick teachers! While me, I suck at last minute thinking. Even though, I'm the leader of the famous legendary science girls Powerpuff Girls Z, I still think and analyze things before I make my move and devise plans. WHAT TO DO NOW!?

I was looking at Miyako at Kaoru for help but Miyako was only giving me a worried, still-on-act expression. While Kaoru.. she showed me a pencil.

How are these things going to help me!?

I looked at Kaoru once more and she broke the pencil in half.

...Ah! Yeah! Kaoru you're a total genius in making excuses/lies!

"Aaah! Wah! I think.. I broke a bone right here on my shoulder! That's why it really aches!" I saw Kaoru calming down a bit that means I got the idea. And if I didn't... I don't know what might actually happen if I didn't get it. And you don't want to know. Trust me.

"Does it really?" our teacher approached me to make sure. How come she didn't do it to Miyako and Kaoru!? While Kaoru's excuse was way serious! Her head was bleeding for cake's sake!

She observed carefully.. and from the looks of her face.. she's definitely not buying this.

"Hmm.. it looks okay to me. Look.." she moved closer to touch my shoulder! AH! YEAH!

"BRRRGLLLBAHHHH! Please! I think I might not be able to live on if this isn't treated now! PLEASE!"

"O-okay! Please head towards the infirmary immediately!" she worriedly said with a terrified tone.

I'm so happy~ I tricked my teacher~ Is this something I should be happy about?

Ooh! Kaoru threw me half of the pencil which means I can't be spacing out now! I nodded at her which means "Let's kick some stinky monster's butt!"

And we headed to the rooftop and transformed into our PPGZ forms! After that we flew to the commotion that's happening downtown.

It was those pesky Rowdyruff boys again! Not only are they trashing the place with this huge bulldozer but they're throwing mocks and dirty underwear at people!

"Ah.. the trio of cooties has arrived." said the monkey overlord Brick as he threw some under wears at me.

"Yuck! How shameless can you be!?" I managed to dodge some of the under wears but he got some dirt on my suit.

"As shameless as your loud mouth." he said as he showed me his tongue.

"WHY YOU-" I was about to go psycho on him and charge instantly when Bubbles stopped me.

What was I thinking!? I could've been squashed by that bulldozer! That brat really knows how to piss me off! I was becoming reckless as Buttercup!

"Let's fight our counterparts like always okay? Don't listen to them, Blossom." Bubbles said as she wiped off the dirt from suit.

"Blossom, I can't believe you! You could've died!" Buttercup was about to scold me more when we got interrupted by the demons.

"Chit-chatting? You should probably save that for later in the hospital." Butch said as he started the bulldozer again. Now even more faster.

"Yay~ Finally~ some fun!" Boomer said with a lot excitement.

And so, the freaks chased us with that bulldozer of theirs.

After a while, I think this is far enough. I had led them to the forest. Buttercup keeps on telling me that we should kick the y'know out of these guys already... sheesh. I'm just glad we reached the forest. I'm really getting quite ashamed of myself when we end up breaking a lot of properties during fights. Not only that but I could endanger more lives and give trauma to innocent children! They can never fulfill their dreams and would fail to make the society better!

Now, I think it's safe to fight these trolls.

"Time for some action girls!" I said and turned around to face the disaster freaks.

"Finally! I thought you'd keep chickening out until morning!" the almighty lord of the monkeys said.

"It was you who said to quit the chit-chat! C'mon and fight!" I said as I ready my yoyo for some rowdyruff kickin'.

"It was actually Butch who said that, dork." Brick the Monkey God said. SO WHAT!? It's all the same!?

"Girls! let's beat these freaks to pulp!" Then we headed towards our counterparts for another rough battle.

"Tiramisu Shoot!"

Before my yoyo even touched him, Brick was nowhere in sight. What..how?

"Seriously? You can't be that gluttonous."

Eh!? T-they are flying!? L-like us!? How come!?

I turn to look at Bubbles and Buttercup and they were just as surprised as I was.

There was something weird with the Rowdyruff boys.. I've noticed that lately... they seem to have... upgraded?

"Take this, you good for nothing pests!" Buttercup said as she did her Megatron Dunk.

But the boys dodged it like taking candy from a baby.

"Bubble Popper!" said Bubbles. But she was no way near in giving damage to these brats too.

"Is that all you got? How lame."

T-THAT MONKEY HEAD BRICK!

"Strawberry Big Luck Spin!"

Brick suddenly got out a straw and fired some spit onto my yoyo.

"EEEEE!" So I failed my attack.

"Hahahaha. How stupid." said the Monkey of all monkeys.

"The stupid science legend, Powerpuff girls Z!" said the one eyed monkey, Butch.

"HAHAHA! STUPID SCIENCE LEGEND!" the air-head monkey, Boomer said. Kinda ironic getting that from the stupid himself, hm?

"GRRRRR! RAAAAH!" Buttercup flew furiously towards the boys and gave her Gravitation drive.

But the boys were too fast and was able to counter her attack by just kicking her and she flew like a crashing spaceship. Good thing, Bubbles was there for the save.

Hmm.. until I can sort out their weaknesses, we won't be progressing any time soon. They weren't this strong before.. we usually beat them with a couple of moves.. and it doesn't take as much as 15 minutes either.. but this will definitely last an hour. Or even worse. What's up with these freaks today?

"This is more boring than pranking Mojo!" Butch said as he started yawning.

"Let's just go somewhere else.. I think I'll die of boredom and cooties infection if I stay here longer." Brick turned around to leave and his brothers laughed in unison. They were clearly mocking us. Just because they're all strong now, doesn't mean they can back down on a fight.

"HEY YOU JERK HEADS!" Buttercup shouted with intense anger. Before I could even say anything, she swings her hammer like some whack games in malls. Only deadly and destructive.

The Rowdyruff boys seems to be enjoying her fury like some entertainment show. What... hmm..?

I GOT IT!

"Buttercup!" I called out to her.

"Huh? what!? Can't you see I'm in the middle of-"

"Just come down here!"

She gave me a deadly glare before fulfilling my wish.

"If this doesn't work Blossom, I swear.. I'll-"

"Okay! Just listen to me! I figured it out...well, not exactly how these brats got stronger.. but I might have an idea to their strategy. They've been teasing the ice cream out of us since earlier right? Like that time, I got carried away... We could've lost there if not for Bubbles.. and right now.. I think it becomes more clearer. So this what we have to do..."

Brick's POV

These cooties ain't got a chance. Heh. I'm glad that good for nothing Mojo taught this to us before we kicked him out of the house.

Those girls sure are taking their time. It's getting boring... might as well surprise attack them.

"Let's finish them." I said as I readied my poison spit. It's cool how I could turn my own saliva into something like poison.. hahaha.

"About time." Butch replied, with his sock blades ready as well..

Well as for Boomer... he's still collecting earwax..

These cooties doesn't know what they got themselves into...

!?

In a blink of an eye, they were charging right at us.. This should be easy-

I was about to hit Blossom with my poison spit when Bubbles suddenly appeared and trapped it with... erm...bubbles.

As I was still confused on what was happening, Blossom once again appeared in front of me and did her gluttonous attack named.. strawberry blabla something.

"It's gonna take more than that to defeat me, cooties!" I reassured her pathetic hope for winning.

"What is it with you? Wrecking the town and then throwing your underwear at the townspeople!" she told me as she did various trapping attacks.

"Well, life's boring, duh!? We should do fun things everyday to make every single second worth it." I got out my other straw and threw as much poison spit as I can.

"You can do other stuff like playing video games like any other normal teenager!" she sped her attacks even more.

"Meh. That's boring as you! I'd definitely hate that kind of life!" What's with her trying to convince me with these uncool things? Better shut her up soon.

I built up a huge amount of spit ready to finish her off when suddenly she-

*hugs*

?! T-the HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Momoko's POV

Yeah! I think it's working!

"DESTROY GUARD BY HUGGING PLAN GO!"

Just as I thought. It was the negative energy we were giving that's why they became so powerful! They were made with Black-Z Rays! Negativity is their energy!

Kaoru's POV

"Hey, Butch! Look!" I pointed to where the disgusting scene was happening.

"ACK!" Butch made a choking sound and lost his focus. And that was finally the moment I got my sweet revenge by hammering him as hard as I can.

I can't even believe Blossom would think of something silly and impulsive such as this. But it actually worked! Hahaha~!

Miyako's POV

Wah~ It's happening! A cute moment happening before my eyes~ Kyaaa~

"What are you spacing out for Bubbles?" Boomer said as he scratched his head in confusion.

"There~"

He looked to where I was staring lovingly and he kind of gotten a bit pale and sick.

"What's wrong?" I asked as I put my hand in his forehead to check his temperature.

"D-don't touch me! COOTIES EVERYWHERE! I'M GOING TO DIE!" He yelled as he ran towards the tree and passed out.

Maybe he's jealous because his brother gets a hug. I should have volunteered myself with which one of us is going to hug a rowdyruff. I really feel bad for Boomer.

Brick's POV

She's still not letting go! Why do I have to suffer like this! But that's not the worst part... I'll die with cooties with me!

"Better?" she gave me a somewhat weird look that's disgusting written all over it.

"BETTER!? YOU'RE PASSING YOUR COOTIES TO ME!" I struggled to get her away from me but I can't move that much! The cooties might rub on me more!

"Hehe! Just think of it as your worst nightmare." And she smiled like an idiot she is.

HOW DO I FREE MYSELF FROM THIS COOTIES DORK!?

"Hey, is that your ugly crush?" It was the most mild thing I could think of. I'm dying to slash her hands off of me.

"R-really? Where!"

And then I pushed her off of me and flew over to where Boomer and Butch is lying around defeated by cooties. Good thing they're knocked out. I get to hog the bathroom as long as I can!

"Mark my words, we will get our revenge.. you cootie infested dork!"

And I made my way to our cooties free home for a nice long 4 hour shower. I just hate those girls.. Especially that urrghh.. COOTIE-FILLED HUGGING MONSTER BLOSSOM.

Momoko's POV

That JERK! He's not there! I was so looking forward to it cause y'know~! He might consider paying to me now that he saw me fighting like a boss! Wait... he doesn't even know I'm Blossom! I cant believe I fell for that.

Well, I guess that settles it. We can go back to school now. It took us an hour and 40 minutes!? Ah.. heroes skips classes right? Most of the time. Yup. That's the life of PPGS Z.

"Oi...how long did you actually hug him? That's icky." Kaoru asked me with a 'yucky' expression plastered onto her face.

"Heehee~ I think it was really heart warming~!" Miyako started to give out squeals and fangirl to the extreme.

"Just about 3 and a half minutes I guess. No, Miyako! It's not like that! I did that just to save the town and you know that! Plus, my hearts already been stolen by someone~~" Just thinking about him made me jump like I'm reaching for the heavens.

"Ah.. that Sakamoto right? Remind me why you liked him again? I remember, he was such a pain." Kaoru said as she stretched her arms.

"That was before, but he changed." I gave her a lovestruck smile.

"The prankster guy? I think he really has gotten better." Miyako gave me a smile and then gave me a pinch in the cheek.

"Do you think there's a possibility for us?" I gave her a hopeful weak smile.

"Maybe. Just as long you don't bring up Kaoru. He'll remember bad memories." I'll make sure of that, of course. Wouldn't want him crying on our first date about getting beaten up by my best friend Kaoru.

After that we flew back to school. Ahh! Gotta think of an excuse now! Hmm, how about accidentally getting my head stuck in the toilet? Wait. Is that even possible!? WAAAAAAH! Sakomoto-kun! Save me!

Meanwhile in the apartment of the RRBZ...

Brick's POV

Why did she!? I still can't get over it! ...IT'S LIKE WATCHING MOJO IN THE BATH AGAIN. Brrgh.. that really sent chills over to my spine. But this far more WORSE! I could just bang my head to the wall so I could forget that ever happened!

I feel like I can stay here in the shower forever!

"HEY! You've been there for 8 hours! Get the hell out of there!" exclaimed Butch as he tried to open the door.

"I'M STILL REMOVING COOTIES! GO AWAY!"

"Brick! I really can't hold it!" Boomer said with a hurried tone.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST PEE ON THE FREAKIN PLANTS FOR ALL I CARE! I'M DECONTAMINATING MYSELF FROM COOTIES!"

"Okay!" Then I heard footsteps slowly fading away. I think he really did take my advice.

"Boomer! Not the plants!" Butch probably followed him to prevent him from watering the plants with his urine.

ARGHHHHH! THIS IS THE FIFTH SOAP! YET I STILL SMELL HER SCENTED COOTIES!

I heard the doorbell ring yet no one seems to be answering.

"OI! THE DOORBELL!"

No one answered.

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! DING DONG!

THAT'S IT.

I grabbed my towel and covered my ughh.. well my you know and got out of the bathroom to beat the hell out of that doorbell freak who decided to bother me on my cootie decontamination.

"Mo-" before he even finished, I greeted him with endless spit.

"Mo-MOOOOJOOO!" the big stinky monkey cried.

"What are you doing here? Didn't we kick you out already?" I was about to slam the door shut when he stuck his hairy feet in the remaining space to stop the door from closing.

"Listen to Mojo! I enrolled you to school! For you to learn!"

What? WHAAAAAAAAAT!?

"Why did you!? You expect us to learn about non-sense!? Just get the hell out of here! We don't need school!" I pushed the door harder in attempt to remove his feet.

"MOJO! Instead of fighting the PPGZ all day.. you can go to school! It can help you Mojo!"

"Why would we need that anyway? School is for fools!"

"Brick? What's with all the commotion?" Butch said as he popped out from behind me.

"Mama is trying to get us to go to school." My sentence definitely got him off-guard.

"H-huh? Why would we need to go to some dirty boring place?" he asked with full curiosity.

"I'm wondering too. But I think that... it is getting kinda boring staying here thinking of plans to ruin everyone's day all day.."

"Should we?" he looked at me for an answer.

How should I know? Maybe this way... I CAN FORGET THAT HORRIFYING COOTIE INCIDENT.

"Yeah." That way, I can finally move on and think of a plan to overthrow those PPGS... especially her.

"Well! This should be interesting." Butch said with a smirk.

...Hell, this better cure me.


Boomer: How come I don't have an octi like Bubbles? *cries*

Tw: Because.. you're a boy... ^^;;

Boomer: But that's unfair! Some boys even play Barbie dolls!

Tw: Oh.. *gets my teddy bear I love since I was 8 years old and gives it to Boomer* Then here. ^_^

Boomer: This is cute! Hahahah! *rips* Yaaaay!

Tw: Did you just...

Boomer: Yeah! That's what I really wanted to do in the first place! I wanted you to give me Bubbles's beloved doll so I could rip it apart! But you gave yours so... Heeheee!

Tw: ...Is that so...? Can I rip your stomach now too? So it's fair to my teddy?

Boomer: I-I can fix it.. *rips even more*

Tw: Boomer..c'mere... SO I CAN AVENGE TEDDY!

Boomer: BWAAAAH! BWAAAAAAAAH! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *faints*

Tw: Bwahahahahaa-ack! *evil laugh fail* Wahaha! Now that's enough Yandere for now! -^_^- I hope it was fun! This is my first time making a PPGZ fic! I've read a lot of PPGZxRRBZ stories in the past and I loved it all! Thank you so very much for making those wonderful stories. So now here I'am! Making a Blossom(Momoko)xBrick story just like all of you guys! Thank you so much for the inspiration to do this! I just hope I did good enough for you to like it! I'm going to release the next chapter as fast as I can! -^_^-

Boomer: Hmm.. *regaining consciousness*

Tw: BOOMEEER...

Boomer: *passes out again*

Tw: I was supposed to say sorry.. that wasn't really my teddy! That was my sister's! Shhh! please be quiet! I don't want her going Yandere at me now! -^_^- Oh well! Please do remember that YOU'RE AWESOME. -^_^-