HELLO! Okay I just got ungrounded today (THANK PRIMUS!) So in celabration, I did this. Plz review and don't forget to laugh as you read! ;)

The top 30 ways to piss off TFP megatron

#30 Yell over a loud speaker that starscream is better then megatron.

#29 Do the moon walk on the main computer

#28 Randomly start break dancing in the middle of a meeting

#27 Drag your butt all over the nemesis floor

#26 At about midnight, run into his quarts and start screaming the song "YMCA".

#25 Watch nothing but invader zim for five days.

#24 Put on an orange ninja mask and pretend that your mikey from teenage mutan ninja turtles.

#23 Throw a plastic captain america sheild at him as many times as you can.

#22 Put mickey mouse ears on, and do the hot dog dance.

#21 Give soundwave the 'birds and the bees talk'

#20 Pretend that your buzz lightyear.

#19 The next time mrgatron yells at you, tell him to either eat a tic-tac or use mouth wash

#18 Whine like rigby from regular show when megatron puts you in a cage

#17 When megatron goes to hit you, put on a pair of glasess and say. "HAHA! You wouldn't hit a kid with glasess would you?"

#16 When megatron hits you on the head with a pair of glasess, say "Okay... You hit a kid WITH glasess thats...Well played."

#15 Randomly yell "PAPA SMURF!" When ever you feel like it.

#14 Throw a angry cat with rabbies at him multipul times.

#13 Replace his cannon with a marshmellow shooter.

#12 Ride a horse through the nemesis with the exuse of "I saw it on the movie 'spirit'."

#11 Pair him with bulkhead in a very lemony fanfic.

#10 Show the autobots this list.

#9 Ask him repeatedly if theres such thing as the boogie man.

#8 Rig the nemesis sound system so that it plays nothing but sponge bob music nonstop.

#7 Randomly jump off the couch and start singing "I gotta feeling".

#6 Walk across the nemesis covered in mud and leaves while singing "I'm sexy and I know it"

#5 Watch "I now pronounce you chuck and larry" for a whole week.

#4 Fill a closet with webkinz and wait for megatron to open it.

#3 If megatron should happen to ask "Who did this?" Start singing "whats new scooby-do?"

#2 Do the cha-cha-slide while he tries to make plans.

#1 While he's in the shower, put on a stripers outfit and sing "lets talk about sex".

THE END! XDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL!