Next chapter of Seville Rules!
Rule No. 65: Alvin's untidy room is a good thing.
Brittany: Alvin, why is your room so messy all the time?
Alvin: Because. If somebody tried to kill me, they'd trip over my stuff and I'd have enough time to grab my baseball bat, whack 'em and run away.
Brittany: You have such a weird imagination.
Rule No. 66: Nothing's lost until Jeanette can't find it.
Brittany: I don't get it. My makeup is lost somehow and Jeanette's the most organized chipmunk I know!
Alvin: Here's an idea. Ask someone who's NOT a chipmunk!
Rule No. 67: When Brittany and Blaise are having their girl talks, best not listen.
Blaise: Hey Britt, did you see those cool high heels I texted you? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?
Brittany: Totally! I thought I was gonna faint! I need those in my life!
Blaise: Do you think if I had those heels that I'd get a boyfriend easier?
Brittany: ... Maybe.
Rule No. 68: Brittany's comebacks don't need work. They need control.
Alvin: You've got your tail in a twist again.
Brittany: Your brothers made a mess of my room looking for something they left in there!
Alvin: Seriously manage your anger, Britt.
Brittany: I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
Rule No. 69: Spinny chairs take away your maturity. Really.
Theodore: Whoa, look at that!
Brittany: It's a spinny chair.
Simon: Revolving chair.
Brittany: Whatever.
Theodore: *hops on the chair, giggling* Wheeeee!
Rule No. 70: Whenever Brittany says 'I don't have a crush on anyone', she's lying. LYING!
Jeanette: Brittany, truth or dare?
Brittany: Truth.
Jeanette: Do you have a serious crush on anybody?
Brittany: I don't have a serious crush on anyone.
Jeanette: Oh please, you do!
Brittany: No! I don't!
Jeanette: Then why are you dating Alvin?
Brittany: Don't force me to admit anything!
Rule No. 71: Why did God create men first? Brittany has an interesting theory.
Brittany: Because. He needed a rough draft before a masterpiece. *flips her hair and marches away*
Rule No. 72: Eleanor can't swear. She just can't.
Eleanor: You're such a poopy-pants!
Alvin: That's not even a swear word.
Eleanor: I don't care, meanie head!
Rule No. 73: Brittany isn't dressing up for anyone but Alvin. That's that.
Brittany: Baby bear, which dress looks better? *holds up two pink dresses*
Alvin: They look the same.
Brittany: Alvin! One is shorter and one has a darker pink color!
Alvin: Well, excuseeeee me!
Brittany: I'll just dress up then.
Alvin: Yay!
Rule No. 74: Blaise needs a boyfriend badly!
Blaise: You know what's sad?
Brittany: This watermelon lip gloss I'm wearing? Honestly, I shouldn't have bought it.
Blaise: Not that! My phone battery lasts longer than my relationships with guys nowadays.
Brittany: ...
Rule No. 75: Theodore eats bubbles. Nobody knows why.
Theodore: Yum!
Brittany: That's laundry detergent.
Theodore: And?
Rule No. 76: We all have one really perverted friend. Even Jeanette does.
Keira: So, where's your hottie brother, Alvin?
Jeanette: Oh, he's not my brother. He's my boyfriend's brother.
Keira: Oh. Well, where is he?
Jeanette: With Brittany.
Keira: Where? Doing what?
Jeanette: *raises her eyebrows* Upstairs.
Keira: *giggles evilly* Really? They're... you know... *giggles*
Jeanette: I bet you 10 to 1 that they're not doing that!
Rule No. 77: Brittany is horrified of spiders. (Hee hee, just like Ron Weasley! Ahhhhh, Ronnn...)
Brittany: AWK! SPIDER!
Alvin: Where?
Brittany: I-I just saw it right.. right there! *points under her bed*
Alvin: It's on the wall.
Brittany: EEEK!
Alvin: Now it's... gone. That's one weird spider.
Brittany: SPIDER!
Rule No. 78: You never escape your childhood. Simon learned that.
Simon: Go! Go! Go!
Jeanette: What are you doing, Simon?
Simon: See, it's raining outside. There's two raindrops on the window that I'm watching to see who wins the race.
Jeanette: Have fun! *hurries away*
Simon: Go Raindrop Number 1! Go! Raindrop Number 2, you call that running?
Rule No. 79: Brittany knows what "the look" is. Whenever Blaise sees a cute guy, she does "the look" as if Brittany knows what she's thinking.
(A/N: Alvin's at the house and Brittany's with Blaise at the mall)
Brittany: Well, gotta call Alvin.
Blaise: This mall is so huge! It's a miracle they have so many Apple stores, right?
Brittany: Yeah I know. *presses 1, which is the speed dial for Alvin's cell-phone* Hey, Alvie!
Alvin: Hey princess, whatcha doing?
Brittany: Just came out of Victoria's Secret. Blaise and I are going to go upgrade her iPhone to the new model. She's had some issues with her phone again. You?
Alvin: Not much. Simon and Theodore are going on dates with your sisters.
Brittany: Yep, unlike a little someone I know that never asks.
Alvin: Sorry. When you come home, I'll make it up to you.
Brittany: Oh I know you will, sweetheart.
Alvin: Yeahhh...
Brittany: Anyway, sweetie, I just wanted to tell you something... something really really serious...
Blaise: HEY BRITT! Look at that hottie there! *points to a redhead guy*
Brittany: Oh Blaise, really? Alvin just hung up! Ugh, what the heck do you want?
Blaise: Look! *does "the look" at her* Time for flirting!
Brittany: Go ahead. I'll just upgrade your phone without you.
Rule No. 80: A jealous Brittany can close a case before the FBI.
Brittany: Hey baby, I'm really needing some.. *gasps* Keira! Alvin!
Alvin: *pushes Keira away* See, told ya!
Keira: Awww. It was fun while it lasted.
Brittany: Grrrrrrr!
Rule No. 81: You think you have separation issues? Try separating Jeanette from her bed on a Monday morning.
Simon: Jeanie, time to get up, dear.
Jeanette: *grunts*
Simon: Up and addem!
Jeanette: Nooo...
Rule No. 82: When an old person cracks a lame joke, (which is usually all the time) fake laughs come right away.
Jeanette: The elderly need people to play Monopoly with. They're quite good.
Brittany: Ugh! Old, gross, yucky people who don't know anything about fashion!
Jeanette: They're very wise and one can predict the future.
Brittany: Oh shut up, that's so not true.
Jeanette: You'll enjoy this trip.
Eleanor: Trust me, neither of us will.
Jeanette: *walks into the retirement home with Brittany and Eleanor* Here it is. *sits next to Brittany and Eleanor on the couch in the living room full of elderly people*
Brittany: Ew.
Jeanette: Isn't this great?
Brittany: Noooo!
Eleanor: This is just unfair. Why'd we have to come?
Jeanette: To play Monopoly. Hello, Bessie.
( A/N: Bessie is an old lady person from the cartoon episodes. So is Matilda, by the way. )
Bessie: Eee. Eee. H-hello, dearie. Who're these deariesuckles? *pinches Brittany's cheeks*
Brittany: Ugh! Oww!
Jeanette: Oh, hello, Matilda!
Matilda: Ahh! Humbug, Jeanette, you've returned! Come ta beat me again in Monopoly, eh?
Jeanette: Oh last time, you won. *smiles*
Matilda: Who're the ugly fuzzbuckets with ya? *looks from Eleanor to Brittany*
Eleanor: Huh?
Brittany: FUZZBUCKETS? WHO'RE YOU CALLING A FUZZBUCKET?
Jeanette: Brittany, they're fragile. Don't hurt them!
Brittany: AND I AM NOT UGLY! I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL! NOT UGLY, I TELL YOU!
Jeanette: Calm down now, Britt. Soon enough, you'll be with your revolting boyfriend making out.
Brittany: *sighs dreamily* Yeah.
Matilda: I do not like those two. Especially her. *points to Brittany*
Brittany: Live with it, granny.
Jeanette: Ugh.
Matilda: That girl's as lanky and stubborn as a haystack in a pile of horses.
Jeanette and Matilda: *laughs like crazy*
Brittany: Heh. Heh.. *starts fake laughing, frowning* Yeah, real funny. If that made sense.
Rule No. 83: Ryan, this is totally true. You have no brains. You roll your eyes too much. You're rude.
Brittany: Keep rolling your eyes, Ryan. You might find a brain back there.
Rule No. 84: Alvin, stop doing bad things. Dave finds out.
Dave: ALVINNNN!
Brittany: What did you do this time?
Alvin: I really don't remember.
Rule No. 85: Eleanor. Soccer isn't everything.
Eleanor: Need to find my soccer gear!
Alvin: Dave's cleaning it.
Eleanor: Nooo! I need it!
Alvin: You need soccer gear? All you need is two nets, some players and a soccer ball.
Rule No. 86: Simon's mind. Shut up. Just leave him alone. He needs SLEEP! And stop dreaming!
Simon: Brittany.. *shakes Brittany* I can't sleep!
Brittany: It's nearly midnight... *yawns* Why can't you sleep?
Simon: My mind won't shut up. I can't sleep when I'm thinking about factoids and scientific priorities!
Brittany: *grabs Simon and kisses him passionately. After three minutes, she pulls out* There.
Simon: Oh my God, wow.
Brittany: Now you go to sleep, my sexy little Simon.
Simon: *grins sheepishly*
Brittany: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Simon: Wha- what? *wakes up, groggily*
Brittany: Si, wake up! You're awake. Good.
Simon: I- I was having.. a-a wonderful... amazing... perfect dream.
Brittany: Who cares? Oh yeah, only you. So, wake up. Dave's been waiting. Time for school! *leaves the room*
Simon: *Groans* It was.. only a per-perfect dream... *sighs*
Rule No. 87: Alvin, no more locking your bedroom door. We all know what you're doing in there.
Dave: ALVINNNNN!
Alvin: Coming. *goes downstairs and gasps* Britt?
Dave: You and she are both in trouble. I know what you do every Sunday night.
Alvin: Huh? Ohh. Oh, you do know.
Dave: Yep. And I'm very mad at you. And Brittany.
Brittany: Heh heh. Yeah I know...
Dave: Your brothers were very concerned and told me about their suspicions and it just so seems that they're most likely right. You and Brittany have been love-making again, right?
Alvin: NO! I... I mean, yeah.
Dave: Alvin.
Alvin: I know! Grounded again.
Rule No. 88: Keep Blaise away from Keira. They hate eachother.
Blaise: I'm so happy you invited me over for a sleepover!
Brittany: I had to beg Dave. See, he grounded me and Alvin for our little sex affairs on Sundays...
Blaise: Oh. Wait, you do that every Sunday?
Brittany: Well, do you see me getting pregnant any time soon?
Blaise: *snorts* Nope.
Brittany: Oh, darn. Jeanette invited Keira over! Damn it, I forgot...
Blaise: Grrr.
Rule No. 89: Seducing Brittany just doesn't work for other guys. For Alvin, it definitely does.
Ryan: Hey, georgues, maybe we should get going. We can go by my house, maybe get some ping ping action in my room? What do you say, beautiful?
Brittany: I say, in your freakin' dreams.
Ryan: WHAT?
Alvin: Ha ha! Come on, princess, let's ditch the weirdo.
Ryan: I'm more popular than you two are!
Alvin: Do you think we care?
Rule No. 90: The Chipettes have fantasies. Don't talk to them about it.
Jeanette: I had the dream again!
Eleanor: Me too! It was fantastic!
Jeanette: Of course, Brittany's lived the real thing.
Brittany: Hey don't be jealous! I'm just sexier than you two.
Rule No. 91: Flirting is just awkward around Dave.
Jeanette: Um, Dave, can you pass the salt?
Simon: I can do it! I'm closer. *passes the salt to Jeanette, winking*
Jeanette: *blushes* Thanks.
Rule No. 92: No more Men In Black! Dave got knocked out last time!
Theodore: That wasn't my fault!
Alvin: Kinda was.
Theodore: Um... again, sorry Dave.
Dave: Don't watch Men In Black ever again.
Rule No. 93: Alvin, you and your brothers need to up your relationships with your girlfriends! They're getting bored!
Simon: Jeanette's not really listening to my advice anymore, you know.
Alvin: That's not my fault, is it? I'm having issues too!
Theodore: You always have issues, don't you?
Alvin: *crosses his arms* Oh come on.
Simon: We need to work on this.
Alvin: We need flirting lessons.
Theodore: Well, don't choose Dave as a teacher!
Simon: Or Blaise.
Alvin: Or Keira.
Simon: Then we need to teach ourselves.
Rule No. 94: Texting your girlfriend a smiley face doesn't work, Theodore.
Theodore: Smiley! Smiley! Eleanor didn't respond to the smiley face!
Rule No. 95: Complimenting works. Don't ever overdo it. Jeanette knows when you're laying it on thick, guys.
Simon: Jeanette, could I please tell you something?
Jeanette: Excuse me, did you say a little something? Or is that Brittany asking for money?
Simon: It's Simon! Simon!
Jeanette: Sorry, I'm reading.
Simon: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Jeanette: *faint smiling* Yes.
Simon: You know, I've always been fond of the series actually.
Jeanette: You haven't. You like Twilight a lot more.
Simon: Well... so... too bad for that.
Rule No. 96: Seductive Facebook messages to the Chipettes. Dave has Facebook! He can see 'em!
Dave: ALVINNN! THEODORE! SIMON!
Rule No. 97: No posting photos of your boyfriend with you on Instagram, Chipettes. Yes, Dave has Instagram too.
Brittany: Ahhhhh, he's so adorable. *gazes at the photo of Alvin she posted on Instagram*
Dave: BRITTANY! COME DOWN HERE NOW!
Brittany: Ugh. Coming! *smiles one last time at her iPod screen and runs downstairs*
Rule No. 98: Dr. Pepper is the only pop you can drink on Movie Night. NOTHING ELSE!
Dave: Where's the Dr. Pepper, guys?
Alvin: In the fridge, duh.
Dave: Yes, I know that. *stands up and goes to get the Dr. Pepper*
Simon: Well... which movie are we watching tonight?
Jeanette and Brittany: HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
Alvin: There's 7 movies, isn't there?
Jeanette and Brittany: ALL SEVEN! ALL SEVEN! ALL SEVEN!
Well, I did a good job. I mean, for today. A plenty good job. And yes, I am referring to Harry Potter. Sorry! So sorry! You should be lucky I'm not referring to Ron Weasley! Ohhhhhhhh!
I met Rupert Grint (Ron) yesterday. He's in Orlando for this whole month that I'm there! I had heard he would be there with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry) and Emma Watson (Hermione) two months ago and I found out that he'd be there all of May and he was there a few days before May too.
So, now that I'm in Orlando, I sneak on my laptop at night and have my little fantasies in my mind about me and Rupert Grint. Ahhh. I have a bad little mind. I really do.
Anywho, tell me which rules were your faves!