Thebaconsuezuofregret

AN: myabe i wil rite another chapter but u guys hav to rate and review!11111 r&r u guyssssss luv u xxxx 3 we so goffik!

It was nihgtim in the tumblr house were all the tumblr poeple livd and mama yuzu was sittign there in her favrite Lolita dress it is hot pINK AND HAS BLACK GLITTER all over it. It is really short and lowcut with a poofy tutu thing and mama yuzu wasnt wering a blose or socks cos she was such a good Lolita that she didntr need to folow any of the ruls. on her head she had cat ears theyw ere glittery aswell. They were both from hot topic. mama yuzu has convers on they are pink. She was suronded by kumquats with faces drawn in them and she was reading from bad fanfiction to them. sudenly marysueproblems came in. she was slim but curvy with long enoby black hair with neon purole and green and pink strips in it and she was wearing those converse that go really far up your legs. Also she is crying, aand mama yuzu sed 'whats wron are you ok?!' and msp said 'im sad because i WNET OUTSDE AND-' 'WHAT' SAID MAMA YUZU 'YOU LEFt the tumblr hous? But tha'ts dangerus you culd get hurt' i know saud msp but i was bord and i thoght that mybe ther would be something fun to do outside but i was wrong it was just al these haterz and preps' ;what did they do!'''mama yuzu asked 'they didn't even fnotice me they jsut werent goffik enough to realose what a superspecial snowflake i am i fell ober twic and no one helped me up' mama yuzu was horrified 'but you're clumsyness is endearing!' she said 'also said msp mcr broke up' 'di you have osme tea?' said mama yuzu 'yes i had three mugs but i stil feel bad'

suddenly mamayuzu's eyes turned from saphire blue (like limpid tears) to pasionant red like rubys or like apples (AN:cirtruses arnt the only fuit) msp blushd she had always liked mama yyuzu and her qiurky indvisdul style she thoght they would make a well cute couple. mama yuzu said 'maybe i can make you feel better' and leened towards her just as they were anbout to kiss the dor slamed open like a owl out of a place that owls don't like thebaconsandwich of regret came thrugh the dOR. SHE WAS ENGLISH ANd she was wering english natonal dress; harry potter robes a fez and a bowtie converse and a dress with the union flag on it. 'omg' she said 'usually i would just come in and make a witty comment but now i see that mygirlfrend is cheeting on me' and she ran out crying.

'omg i'm sorry!' cried mama yuzu and msp 'dont leave me! Wait im her grillfriend! no i am! OMG we are bith dating the same girl!111one!' msps hair hihglights changed colour to blue lik they do wen she is shocked. But we wer goin to kiss, she ''said dont you lik me/?'' 'I do' sed mama yuzu 'but also i like thebaconsandwich of regret' they looked at each other and they know what to donext; they fly using they're sue powers into the sky and catch thebaconsandwich of regret who was flying far away on a plane back to engliand.

'wil you marry us?' they said? 'bothe of you?!' said thebcaonsamnwiechofregret 'yes' they said 'i will!' said thebaconsandwich of regret. then she did a harry potter spell that mde them all get married and they livd happily ever after.

AN: Oh god. I hate myself for doing this, but it had to be done. I thought any Suezu fic should be written in bad fanfiction style. I'm so sorry. I hope you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.