hello my chikas CC8 ok this is already a bad start

umm, this is so random. i can't believe this will be my first chapter fanfic oh lord. in case you cant tell by the title...its a preggo fanfic, yay 8D but wtf it revolves around Red and Blue

yeah sorry really not sorry, but this will be an m!preg fanfiction. for those who don't know and are clueless, m!preg means male pregnancy where a man gets pregnant with a legit baby and its ALWAYS best to never ask questions how what why; ya know? this is fiction, never gonna happen and never will SO. no questions. i'm a freak, so just...don't. i've never gotten pregnant. i'm the youngest in my family, so i haven't known my mom while she was pregnant, or any other woman close to me. whoops. so i try my best to research this shit.

as i said; i'm not pregnant. never was lol but a senior in my school just found out she was after...a few weeks in the hospital i think? i don't know her that well, but we went through the same school system and occasionally talk whenever we bump into each other. she and her boyfriend, according to some reliable sources, have been together for almost 4 years; so since they were freshmen. ever since word got around, people have been acting around her and treating her differently. my friend was the first person to say congratulations to her face and not over facebook, where they could've lied. yes, she will be giving birth to it and no, she isn't giving it up for adoption...the two of them are becoming parents in the next few months, and while it will change their teenage lives drastically...it's still a wonderful thing to be blessed with. C8

so why not turn it into a shitty impossible fanfiction?

umm WARNINGS!

It will be rated M, not so much for the sexual part, but for Blue's foul mouth :c i love cursing lol

It will of course include yaoi, the pairing being Blue and Red in an AU high school setting, very original thank you

..again, it WILL contain male pregnancy...so if just the thought of that alone creeps you out or even has you cringing...slowly move your mouse of the lovely X at the corner of your screen...and click..don't be afraid.

and uuuh, YEAH. thanks for reading this C8 reviews are welcomed, and flames will be used to toast marshmallows. enjoy this fucking long prolouge...

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Prologue

The sun was now casting it's remaining strength across the small lake the stretched miles; scorching hot but it's blazing light pleasant to on lookers who were gradually leaving for their cars in the parking lot. The sand dunes weren't steep so some people who came driving their cars on the peak of the mountain left think layers of sand swirling around in the humid air. Red, a boy at the young age of seventeen, sat on the back of a pick up truck with it's back let down, legs dangling over the edge, and flip flops just barely hanging onto his toes. He saw the strong light shine through the glazed air and found it very pretty; one of the best images to see before the end of such a perfect day. The sky darkened, the sun said goodbye and hid behind the other piece of land. If he squinted his eyes, Red was able to make out the North star up above. The cracking sound of a fresh beer can brought him back to reality, and turned his gaze over his shoulder to an older boy, much bigger build compared to his petite frame, and uncombed hair that matched the same rebel sense that were found in eyes.

Red rested a cheek on his bare shoulder, the strap of his tank top having slipped off, while Blue threw his entire weight on the back of the truck with rough landing. "You told me you didn't bring any beer..."

Taking a slip, Blue rested his free hand behind him as he leaned back and took a deep intake of the still warm breeze. "Not any beer for you. Since you don't like havin' fun." His lopsided smile had Red rolling his eyes with the same grin.

"When I reach 21 I'll have fun," he scooted closer to Blue, allowing his soft blonde head to set itself on a sturdy chest, "for now I just want to enjoy life as a normal 17 year old." He finished off that statement with a satisfied smile.

Blue snorted. "You're almost 18. We're seniors in high school now. Seniors! School starts in two fucking weeks!"

"Blue! Watch your mouth."

"Hmph."

Red's eyes looked up at his boyfriend and examined his hard face. The serious expression Blue offend had gave the boy a sense of comfort around him, especially now, in his arms, at night.

"Seniors." Red repeated. He squirmed around and sighed contentlly. "That sounds so funny to say."

Blue chuckled, Red's head being disturbed by his chest rising and the consumptions of another swig of alcohol. "I remember when you asked me to be your 'vewy' special Valentines in second grade."

"Hey!" Red giggled and gave Blue a very light hearten punch in the arm, watching how Blue laughed as well and finally spread out the beach towel he had sitting behind him and laid back. His eyes danced across the sky, the millions of stars in his vision twinkled. He was so captivated he didn't notice Blue laying down next to him, laying on his side, cheek propped up by his fist. "And you're still as cute as every."

The extra heat rising to his cheeks had Red shifting around in his clothes, getting self conscious under Blue's unharming gaze. "Whaaaaat?" he whined as he turned over on his side, facing Blue but burring his head into the cotton of the towel.

Chuckling again, Blue bent down and nuzzled Red's exposed ear and pecked it. "Lookin' on your gorgeous face, that's what."

Red giggles in his throat, returning the soft affections back but not wanting to pull away. Blue also remained in that position. His lips on Red's ear, his hand placing down the beer can and snaking down to his boyfriend's thigh, the starting muttering a question.

"Red...how long have we've been together?"

"Mmm.." Red hummed in pleasure and pressed his nose and lips into Blue's cheek. "Almost...four years? Since Freshmen year?"

The hand that rested on his thigh made itself around his body. Up his back, down his back, gently around his bottom, down the back of his bare thighs, slowly back up around the bum, and resting protectively on his tailbone.

"What better way...to spend four successful years," The pair of lips that reeked of alcohol found their way to the sensitive spot on Red's neck that forced him to instinctively flinch back, eyes squeezing shut. "No..stop."

The tiny plea went right past Blue, because his hands were still roaming, along with his lips. He kept kissing the same spot on Red's neck repeatedly, biting ever few seconds before making his way over his collar bone, and slowly back up to his shoulder.

Red shivered. The boy didn't object any further to Blue's actions, but the pounding of his heart in his chest and eardrums sent his mind in a frenzy of questions and concerns. The rare pleasure he was receiving was knocking on his brain, asking to be let in...

"We can't...just can't do this." He winced after he fumbled with the words, "shouldn't...don't think I'm ready."

The kissing stopped and Blue's face was hovering in front of his. There was a hint of something in his eyes; something like compassion, love, and a deep lust.

"Red...you have no fucking-sorry, FRICKING idea how long I've wanted this to happen."

A groan rose up in Red's throat and he turned his head away. "You always say that and we never get to do it. We're too young. Something bad might happen...I know it."

"C'mon," Blue slipped his hand around his boyfriend's, and bringing it up, kissed each individual finger gently. Small acts of such desire pained Red's heart in a wonderful way, and he watched Blue's expression as he did so. Blue was always trying to get them to have sex, ever since their 6 month. Red always one, but along the way learned Blue never wanted to do it just so he was allowed to say he had sex. It was something he wanted to do because he loved Red and wanted nothing more. This appeared to be very true to Red, since the two boys have been together for almost two years, since November of their freshmen year. And he will admit, he has thought of submitting himself to Blue...but all the negative thoughts flood his mind before he does, causing him to cower away and forcing their relationship to go no further. Teenagers shouldn't have sex anyway. But he will never want to leave Blue...

"I love you," Blue mumble against soft skin, "I love you."

His eyes closed and heart rate calmed, Red looked up at the stars glittering. Such a perfect evening.

"Please." The weight against him was lifted but replaced itself above him; two strong arms on either side of his head as well as his legs on opposite sides of his hips.

"Let me love you even more."

Red knew Blue was suspecting he was breaking through the barrier around him. His quiet state was a good sign he was considering and liking the idea.

"But we're not in a bed..." Came Red's lame excuse. His head still turned to the side, his eyes rolled up towards Blue and saw a sympathetic smile. "I know, I'm sorry. But now that we're not in a bed, no one can stop us. No parents walking in, or noises to distract us."

Red once again closed his eyes.

"Red."

He thought for a few more seconds.

"I'm so in love with you"

His eyes fluttered open and his thin arms reached up and wrapped tightly around Blue's stiff neck.

"I love you, too." Red breathed in through his nose, separated his legs around Blue's and pulled him down to kiss him. "Please let me be yours~"

A genuine grin broke out on Blue's hard face before he slowly swooped down to kiss his lover, his best friend and used every ounce of his strength that night to fulfill his wish. The sound of the water gently lapping, the soft noises of the crickets and the squeaking of a rocking trunk brought the summer leading up to their senior year to a close.

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The heat wave the small town endured lasted throughout the first week back to school as the girls came in their stylish short shorts, the teachers in their itchy uncomfortable dress attire and an entire batch of new freshmen clueless but excited. A navy blue pickup truck pulled into the parking lot located in the rear of the school, the gasoline the school buses were burning off seeped through the windows.

"Nervous?" Blue turned the car off and grabbed his bag from the backseat.

Red shuffled his new folders, neatly labeled and in order of class. He smiled and opened the passenger car door. "Nope. But don't be nervous because I'm not nervous."

"Fuck off."

"Blue!"

"Whatever!"

The two walked hand in hand as they approached the school. They shouted to the friends they haven't seen since last year, and purposely avoided the ones they didn't want to make contact with. One kid who they were both paired up awkwardly with in Chemistry last year waved to them, but both of them pretended not to see him and ended up holding in their laughter as the turned the corner. Their lockers weren't in the same hallway this year (while the first three grades have their own hallways with all their lockers, the Seniors are scattered about the school on both floors), so Blue suspected he would be getting marked late for escorting Red to all his classes. They spent the first few minutes reconnecting with their forgotten friends and comparing schedules, but when the five minute warning bell for the beginning of first period came, Red and Blue shared a small but long kiss in the middle of the hallway as the different students passed them.

"I love you~" Red rubbed his nose against his.

"Love you, too" Blue smiled back, and while giving one last peck on the lips, waited for Red to turn around before giving Red's bum a slight smack before spinning and slipping in the crowd of people.

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"Red!" a bouncy red-head threw her arms around her friend in a rather painful squeeze, throwing the boy off guard.

"Oh my goodness, Malon!" Red giggled when he realized it was his study hall friend from last year and hugged her back immediately. "I haven't seen you at all this summer! You never texted me!"

"I'm sorry, hun." The girl smiled sheepishly as she plopped down to the seat next to him. "I worked at camps and volunteered at a ranch upstate I never had the time to hang!" Malon threw her arms in the air dramatically and fixed the bandana tied up in her flaming hair.

Red smiled shyly at her and reached up to help her fix it. "Shh, it's alright. We have a class together! We'll catch up in no time."

The two smiled and agreed but they didn't have to to start telling stories before the final bell rang and the teacher began to welcome them.

Red had Drawing and Painting first period, which he was thankful for. A relaxing class he was well enough at to help start his day. His teacher, while very intelligent and professional, was also very blunt and serious, so her very bland welcome to this "inspiring" class didn't seem to excite the students that much. A majority of them were either juniors or seniors who only need the credit to graduate and don't particularly care for the material.

Here comes a slideshow. Red sat up straight and watched the bright smartboard. His stomach began to gurgle, and while embarrassed by the interrupting noise, shifted around in his chair and kept his eye's on the screen. But he was soon getting uncomfortable looking at the screen-it was giving him a headache.

'Oh no, not on the first day of school...' he mentally groaned, holding his forehead in his hand for the rest of the presentation. The introduction was short and sweet, so the rest of the period the kids got up and mingled with everyone. Malon quickly turned to face Red and saw his pained face. "What's the matter, sweetheart?"

He cautiously shook his head, lifting it up from his palm and forced a reassuring smile. "Nothing. Nothing too bad...a little head ache, that's all. Must be from that screen."

Red continued on to his second period class, Computer Graphics. Then third period, Spanish. And then fourth and fifth period Earth Science. His head ache had worsen to a migraine, but as he approached the double doors of the classroom and saw Blue sitting casually in his sit in the first row, it seemed to disappear for a moment.

"Hey sexy." Blue smirked when Red walked in and got a wink in response. He had just made it into the period because a handful of the kids were already in the seats the teacher assigned them, and those who were just walking in were instructed to stand around the perimeter of the classroom until their name was called. It reminded Red too much of a middle school procedure...it reminded him too much, because his head was acting up again, but it wasn't aching. He felt lightheaded, and thought he was going to trip over some kids backpack, but noticed it wasn't near his feet. Red blinked a few times and glanced around the room...most of his closest friends were in this class. The ones he liked and talked to. Suddenly all the kids in the class were staring at him. Feeling greatly confused and felt conscious, Red never heard the teacher call his name, pointing a short finger to the seat behind Blue. Flustered by his mistake, he quietly made his was over to his new assigned place. He heard a few snickers from around. Either they were making fun of him or they were mocking the teacher for not knowing that Red and Blue were a couple, and placing them near each other wasn't good.

The double period was just a blur to Red. He had a migraine that quickly changed into dizziness and he had no clue why. He wasn't doing anything outrageous like running or spinning. Blue had noticed halfway into the first period his boyfriend wasn't acting normal and quietly asked if he was okay. Not wanting to concern Blue any further, Red waved his hand and dismissed it. He wished he could do that with the queasy feeling.

Red wouldn't see Blue until last period, History. And Blue reminded him that by the time it was the end of the dreadful double period.

"I'll meet you at the end of lunch so we can go to History together, okay?" He tucked a piece of stray blonde hair from Red's face and flicked his nose playfully, earning a tiny smile from the boy. "Okay..."

The thought of lunch kept Red starving the rest of the day. English and Math were unbearable with no Blue or any friends. Thankfully Malon and her close friend Saria were saving him a seat once he walked in. They called for everyone to get lunch and when Red reached the lunch line, his stomach churned. Suddenly, his apatite was gone once the aroma of food filled his senses, and with many "sorrys" in reply to the people who groaned when he scooted himself off the line, he sat silently at his table, not bothering to partake into any of the girl's conversations.

Blue leaned against the cafeteria doors, and being the height he is, easily spotted Red in the swarm of people. "Hey Red."

Red forced a smile so Blue wouldn't suspect anything and began walking to their last period. One more hour before he could leave. He felt like he was dreaming at times, and didn't realize he was at school or sitting down. His head was now throbbing and swimming, and his stomach creating some much nauseous he desperately wanted to lay down.

Malon came skipping up to the couple, linking her arms with Red's free hand, noticing Blue took his books for him. "Glad school's almost over? It's only the first day and I'm already sick of my routine." She gave out a hearty laugh, making Red cringed when it boomed in his ear. "Yeah...very glad."

Blue looked at Red's downcast gaze and frowned, but didn't say anything. Malon, noticing Blue's concerned looks, also looked at Red. "Gee Red, you don't look so well."

The both started to realize his complexion has changed, his eyes had an unidentified glaze to it, and his breathes become short and rigid.

He felt the building pressure in his chest, up his throat-

"I'm gonna barf." he gasped

"What?" Malon was taken back but Blue pulled his arm and stared him dead in the eye.

"Red?"

Red's mouth opened, eye huge, but noting came out.

Inside he collapsed on the ground, groups of kids now gathered around staring as Blue fell to Red's side, Malon running to get the nurse.

fuck yeah i hope you liked that LOL it is true what people say that you write better in the middle of the night C8 i personally liked how i ended this off...not so much the beginning. i'm also typing this on wordpad, and i don't have spell check on. i'll look over it but if i miss any errors, i'm sorry. please r/r? CC8 i'll update...when i fell like it lol.