(Hello! Another chapter of 'Let's Ask The Saints!' and this is gonna be a pretty funny one, HERE WE GO!)
Lily yawned as she walked into the kitchen, seeing Alice and Shaundi talking to each other as they looked towards her. "Oh hey, glad to see your up. Usually you're the first one up in the morning" Shaundi said as she slid a cup of coffee to Lily and the boss caught it.
"Thanks." Lily said as she gulped the coffee down even if it was steaming hot. Shaundi and Alice looked at her with wide eyes as Lily licked the remaining coffee from her lips and noticed them staring. "What? I needed coffee." She said and Shaundi chuckled. "Well I hope you don't burn your lip and tounge off."
Lily rolled her eyes as she set the coffee cup down. "Whatever, can you go get the others, we got some questions to answer and I would prefer to answer the questions while my mind is fresh..." I said as Shaundi nodded and walked off. Alice looked at me with a smirk. "So, I took a peak at one of the question and I don't think you're gonna like it..." She said and Lily raised her eyebrow at the girl in front of her. "Why..?" I asked awkwardly and Alice gave her a look that said 'Oh you will see' then walked off.
Lily walked into the studio to see the gang getting to their seats. "Morning guys." She said as she jumped to her seat. "Morning." She heard from everyone else as she pulled out a paper of questions. "Ok, we got a few good questions here, let's get to answering. Ehem! Welcome to Let's Ask The Saints! As you all know the two girls on either side of me are my co-hosts Alice and Sky! Now for the questions!"
"These questions are from KJMusical, and he asks:"
Hey, love the series. Here are my questions:
everyone - Do you believe in ghosts? If so, have you had any ghostly experiences?
Boss - Do you know how the zombie forms of deceased Saints are created? If so, do tell.
Matt - Have you ever, at any point of your life, developed 'feelings' for Kenzie?
Alice - Could you use either KillBane's Apoca-Fist, Shock Hammer, Sonic Boom, RC Possesser or the SA-3 Airstrike to destroy the camera and / or studio?
Kenzie - If you're so pro at hacking, could you 'hack' my account and tell the gang what stories I write and / or what fandoms I'm part of? *wink*
Alice raised her eyebrows. "I have had one but I kinda don't wanna discuss it..."
Everyone else answered with 'no' on the ghost question.
Lily stared at the next question for a moment. "I think they are formed through an injection? Or maybe locked in a container, gased and then released out to the streets? Ask Kinzie or Oleg about this, I don't really know."
"Ermm...No answer for this one." Matt said and everyone gave him a look. "Come on Matt someone asked a question and the laws of the show are you have to answer it." Lily said with a smirk as Matt gave her a death glare. "Yes, I admit I have at some point in my life developed 'feelings' for the other hacker." He said as Kinzie just stared at him with a poker face.
"You know what? Just for you I'm gonna go on a destroying-spree at the end of the show with those weapons. I would just nuke it but then Lily would probably murder me right then and there..." Alice answered as Lily facepalmed. "I guess this old place could use a redo..." Lily murmured as her palm slid down her face, she remembered what Alice had said earlier and groaned as she finally realized what the co-host had meant.
Kinzie raised her eyebrow at the reviewer, looking between the question and the person. "You really think it's that hard to hack into an account? Watch this." She then grabbed her laptop from under her chair and opened it up, sitting indian style in her chair as Lily and a few other members of the cast leaned in to get a view of what this guy was talking about. They all widened their eyes when the account showed up and their jaws dropped.
"He's written stories for over 50 fandoms? DAMN!" Alice exclaimed as she read through the fandoms. "Yeah, holy hell he's written one for Duke Nukem!" Lily said as she signaled for Kinzie to face the camera and go through some of the fandoms. Kinzie breathed deeply and started. "Sonic the Hedgehog, Left 4 Dead, Kung Fu Panda, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Happy Tree Friends, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Silent Hill, iCarly, My Little Pony, Shrek, Beauty and the Beast, VG Cats, Dexter's Laboratory, Harry Potter, Looney Tunes, Simpsons, Mythology, American McGee's Alice, Dead Risin-" "Alright alright if you said the whole thing it would take up the whole show." Sky interrupted as they scrolled down. "Ok ok VIEWERS, GO READ THIS GUY'S STUFF! HE HAS THE FANFICTION VERSIONS OF EPIC RAP BATTLES, THIS GUY IS FANTASTIC!" Sky added as Kinzie closed her laptop and the others sat back down.
"Ok, this next question is from AliceXLegsXup, and she asks...Uh..:"
O 3o dear lily, have u ever rented a -SCHABINGO!- movie and watched it at least five times over again?
Lily stared at the reviewer and blinked awkwardly, glancing between the question and the reviewer. "Um..No...No I can't say I have.." Was her answer as she basicly had the definition of a poker face on her face.
"Ok, these next and last questions are from ECDeadly (HEYYY!) and he asks:"
Gat: Guess who's coming back for the fourth?
Lily: This is the final story of the saints. How do you feel? :o
Shaundi: So like, what's the deal from being a crackhead to a vendetta-driven woman?
Kinzie: So I guess we all found another hobby you found other than, well, computers.
Oleg: Do you approve of that? -ehem- Kinzie thing.
Gat stood up and pointed at himself. "THIS BASTERD!" Confetti then bursted into the camera shot from nowhere as fireworks blew up from behind him.
"Well, I feel kinda wierd and sad about it but hey we had a good run, and who knows? Maybe they will decide to bring the Saints back." Lily answered simply as the next question was announced.
"What the hell do you mean? I was always like this right guys?" Shaundi said as Lily,Gat and Pierce stared at her with wide eyes, shaking their heads as fast as their necks could take it. "Well..I guess as time passed I kinda changed..?" She looked at the three again and they shook their heads once more. "OKAY AS TIME PASSED I CHANGED ALOT!"
Kinzie blushed and widenned her eyes as she realized what that question meant. "Uh- er- I- da- W-What can I say? It gets kinda boring when your in a warehouse..By yourself.. and no interactions.."
Oleg nodded and stayed quiet as if he was asked that question everyday.
"Ok guys, that's the end of the show, you will be seeing Alice's rampage later when I record it! In the meantime, have a wonderful night guys!"
The screen faded black for a moment but then lit back up as Lily had her camcorder out, she had her fuzzy pyjamas on and was walking out of her bedroom, she looked up at the camera and waved.
"Hey guys, Alice is just about to start her destroying spree so I decided to get my camcorder out, sneak up to the viewing area we have on the second floor and watch the show from behind some tough glass, bullets cant even touch it." She had a hushed voice as it was late at night and the others were all probably sleeping, might as well save them some sleep before what would probably sound like world war 3 started up. She glanced away from the camera every once in a while to see where she was going.
She brought the camera down becuase her arm started cramping, She walked up the stairs and you could tell by the view of the camera she almost fell down as she heard a yell and aimed the camera up, showing Gat in a tank top and sweat pants. "Damnit Gat you scared the shit out of me." Lily said as she walked up the remaining stairs. "I know, come on you almost missed the beginning of the show, Pierce is up here too." Gat said as they walked down the hall and into the second floor viewing area, where Pierce was lounging on a couch in the corner.
"Hey boss, almost time for the show to begin." The man said and She smirked as she aimmed the camera to him. "Any comments before it starts boys?" Lily said as Pierce just waved at the camera and Gat jumped infront of it. "You're about to see the most crazy thing you will ever see in your life! Prepare yourself viewers!"
Lily laughed at him as she walked to the window, Alice had the Apoca-fists on and Lily aimed the camera at the corner where the other weapons she was going to use were located, she aimmed it back at Alice and counted. "Crazy Alice rampage starts in.. 3.. 2.. 1.." Just as she said '1' Alice jumped in the air and slammed the Apoca-fist into the camera used for the show, smashing it into pieces as she crushed the pieces. She threw the Apoca-fists off and took out the shock hammer.
"Oh this is gonna be good..." Pierce whispered as he and Gat walked up next to Lily. Alice then spun around and slammed the Shock Hammer into the equipment used for the show. "Hope she knows this is coming out of her paycheck..." Lily murmured as Gat chuckled, he must have heard.
Next came the RC-Possesor and a jeep popped up in the corner of the room, she shot it and instantly blew the car up, making a huge hole in the wall. "Damn!" Lily,Pierce and Gat yelled as Alice pulled out the Sonic Boom and aimmed for the chairs the gang sits on.
She pulled the trigger and the chairs went flying everywhere, one even hitting the window. "H-Holy SHIT!" Pierce yelled and Lily cheered. "Come on baby here comes that airstrike!" She yelled as Alice pulled the device out, she aimmed all over the floor as explosions started and shook the ground below, the whole studio erupting in explosions, when the smoke and fire cleared, the was just one wall left.
The wall started falling and Alice just stayed standing where she was, the wall landed on the ground with a hole where Alice was standing. "AND THAT IS HOW WE DO IT!" Gat yelled with a cheer as Lily faced the camera to her face. "AND THAT concludes our episode of let's ask the saints! I'm Lily and my co-host down there is my crazy friend Alice, GOODNIGHT FOLKS!"
(YAY! I FINALLY UPDATED IT! I do not own the Saints row characters or Saints row itself! Hope you all enjoyed, now I'm going to plop down on my bed and SLEEP!)