Title: Hole In The Wall Vongola Version
Summary: Of all the things that Reborn's suggested, this game was by far the weirdest and most embarrassing- and yes, that includes the time Tsuna found himself in a coffin. Now, our favourite mafia family have found themselves in a deadly game where it's either fit into holes (that have the most embarrassing shapes, mind you) on a moving wall or fall into water (complete with electric eels, deadly sharks, crocodiles and dynamites, courtesy of our favourite hitman). "Reborn! It's not a laughing matter, just SHUT UP!"
Warnings: Crack pairings, randomness, failed attempt at humor, Reborn, Hibari, Mukuro, Squalo, Xanxus, Gokudera (They need warnings even if they were just mentioned) and OOCness!
Rating: T 'cause I'm paranoid
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR and clearly just using the characters to my own ridiculous idea.
Black-chan: Thanks to a certain friend I was able to have such a good idea on how to do this! So please enjoy yourselves~ Hope you all like it and please R&R if you want to~! Oh, yeah. The pairings are crack and meant to be for humor and not taken seriously only, okay?

Tsuna thought that his life couldn't get any weirder but his oh-so-loving tutor proved him otherwise. He really wondered how the baby even convinced the bloodthirsty perfect that hated crowds, the glaring Varia boss that hated him, the whole Varia for the matter, the ex-enemy that now didn't want to kill humanity, the mad scientist that nearly killed them from an experiment, the mist guardian after his body or strength and -wait! What that the first generation boss which was named Giotto and the guardians that fairly looked and acted like his own?

Yup, Reborn even got the first generation to join this silly game. Now, the young boss really knew that the sun arcobaleno could do the impossible and logic wasn't really working in the said arcobaleno's head and if the boy wasn't fearful of what the baby could do, he would have said the sun arcobaleno was crazy from the start.

"Itai!" the small brunette rubbed his head that had a bump on it and glared, or at least tried to but the teary eyes and the slight downward of his lips just made it looked like he was pouting, at a certain hitman looking oh-so-innocent with a green hammer, definitely Leon, on his hand. "What did you do that for, Reborn?!"

"You were insulting me," the greatest hitman answered simply, not at all bothered by the other's action.

The young Vongola kept on rubbing his head with the adorable pout on his mouth. He forgotten that his tutor was good at reading minds -or reading facial expressions and body movements, whatever floated the other's boats.

So where was he? And what's the game he was talking about?

Well, the tenth boss or anyone else the sun arcobaleno invited was in a stadium or tv show to be exact. The sadistic baby found a video of an American show which was entitled "Hole in the Wall" and was inspired to do the game, only this time it was a more dangerous and more ridiculous than the original and Tsuna was also sure, it was more embarrassing so the other could get blackmails out of this event.

And of course, what's a game without players? And who better than the KHR Casts, right?

So that was how "Hole in the Wall Vongola Version" was created and how the soon-to-be mafia boss that had gone through many trials found himself in a really weird and somehow awkward situation... To satisfy the boredom and interest of a certain sadist.

Squalo by no means was a love sick puppy when in love and he was most certainly not soft. He was an assassin, a mafia, someone who killed when assigned to so prey tell, why was he gently smoothing a red-haired boy in his arms and telling sweets words that he never he knew?

Oh right. This boy was his lover or boyfriend or whatever people would call it or at least was supposed to be. How and why? Details? No such things were in his swordsman's dictionary. He'd act on his instincts and instincts just left him in this situation.

The rain guardian of the Varia saw the defeated look of his lover after being the only one to not fit on some holes of the wall and falling to the water with deadly stuffs that almost killed him and just acted on impulse and took the other's hand, dragging him to an empty room where a medicine kit was fortunately inside one of the cabinets.

"Four-eyes, not everyone can fit on the holes so quit your yapping or I'll slice your throat."

Four-eyes? Not your ideal nickname for a special someone but it was his nickname and the young male was his so it didn't matter. He could call him whatever he wanted to.

A threat for comforting? He was an assassin and an anti-hero, someone trained to kill, so how in the world would he be say sweet words and etc?

But the long-haired man had to break some law of an anti-hero being mean and cold and doesn't say nice words seeing as the younger boy just seemed to tremble more with his harsh words.

"Shhh, Shoichi, it's okay. You can fit as all as you try your hardest and if you fall, I'll be there to help you."

The assassin gently stroked the other's back in a comforting way, making the other blissfully relax.

But the red-haired didn't see the long-haired's blush at his own action and how embarrassed the said person that was supposed to be a killer.

Heck, he'd like to say again that he was not supposed to be gentle or soft and he just needed to do that to make his lover stop crying and trembling like a fearful child or small animal.

Oh yeah...

Unluckily for him, a camera captured their little scene and the others outside saw what he did and was weirded out.

Tsuna didn't know what he would do. Watching Squalo be so gentle to someone (and he still couldn't imagine that someone was the other's lover) was just too weird for his eyes.

The young Decimo glanced at the others that also watched the scene on a large tv (courtesy of our very favorite hitman) and knew by their eyes that they too were weirded out. Well, some while others were...

Laughing at the swordsman's action.

He stared at the Varia boss that was laughing at loud and insulting his own subordinate and at his own rain guardian that was laughing at the scene and congratulating at the knowledge of the relationship his somehow supposed to be rival had.

The small brunette suddenly felt pity for the new discovered couple. And speaking of relationship...

He moved his eyes toward his cloud guardian and a funeral wreath. He watched, feeling more pity in his gut as Daisy showed a stuff toy, that had a resemblance to Hibird, to Hibari and in returned got ignored by the bloodthirsty perfect.

He continued to watched as the sun funeral wreath looked dejected and rejected by that simple of actions. It didn't take a genius to guess the other was trying to impress his most powerful guardian.

"Tsuna," the voice of his sadist for a tutor made him looked below and he felt shiver at the sun arcobaleno's smirk. "You're up next."

The soon-to-be mafia boss paled as he found himself at the center with a wall, that had a hole which needed a jump for him to fit, coming closer to him.

He tried to jump as soon as it was near enough but it was all in vein.

He still fell into the water and got himself almost killed by the electric eels, crocodiles and... was that a shark?

"HIIIEEE! Somebody save me!"

Tsuna let out a sign of relief, glad to still be alive even with the encounter of the deadly water with those dangerous animals plus the dynamites.

"Juudaime! Are you okay?!"

His very over-protective storm guardian came marching in. Medical kit in hands.

"I'm fine," the young boss managed to say but added in his thoughts only, 'Just weirded out by the appearance of unusual couples. First, the creepy courtship of Mukuro to a silent Spanner, second, the declaration of Byakuran's love for an enraged Xanxus, third, the sudden knowledge of Squalo and Shoichi's relationship and forth and last, the unusual actions of Daisy to try to please an uninterested perfect... What's next?'

"How about Yamamoto and the wall?" his tutor's voice snapped him from his daze.

The so-called-no-good blinked at that and glanced towards his rain guardian who kept on colliding to the solid wall and kept on slamming down the water, looking strangely happy for odd reasons. He was too focused to notice his other best friend talking to him until a hand found its way to his shoulders.

"Juudaime! Snap out of it!" the silver-head shouted worriedly, making his boss smile apologetically.

"I'm fine. There are just so many weird couples, huh?"

The brunette felt like facepalming at his own slit-out. The second sentence wasn't supposed to come out from his mind.

"Why, of course!" Reborn's voice interfered whatever Gokudera was about to reply. "There are many weird couples like Timoteo and myself. WE go way back."

Silence...

The two teenager looked at the baby with surprised look and pale visibly as they saw the baby wasn't joking. They tried imagining how that would be and paled harder. The image was not good for the health.

"T-that's-"

"Kidding," the hitman interrupted again, making the other two stop and gaped at him. "Huh?"

Reborn chuckled, "Happy April Fools."

Tick.

"Reborn! It's not a laughing matter, just SHUT UP!" the young sky couldn't help but shout angrily while his tutor chuckled more and took offense at what he shouted, showing his signature gun, "Did you just told me to do something?"

Fearful eyes realized what they said and immediately backed down, "N-no. I-I s-said n-nothing..."

On the other side, a certain frog was introducing a certain blonde prince to a certain fake princess.

"Prince-san meet fake prince, no fake princess-san," Fran said monotone as if he wasn't even indirectly insulting someone and that someone returned the favor by throwing knifes at him. "Bel-sempai, it hurts."

"Who you calling fake princess, froggy?" Bel asked with a tick on his head and knifes in his hands. "I'm a prince, not a fake princess!"

"Now, now, let's not fight here," Dino tried to stop his teammates from fighting but couldn't help be awkward as to why the young boy with a frog hat even said something like that.

He wasn't a prince for the matter and neither was the storm guardian of the Varia a princess or a girl to be exact.

"Mmm...," the illusionist made a look of someone thinking something or plan to achieve something. "Guess it won't work on you two."

"Someone paid me big so I guess I have no choice," he continued to talk, making the other two confused as day.

"Huh?" the Bronco said the unintelligent word while the fake prince glared at him, "What do you mean, froggy?"

The 'froggy' looked at the two with indifference and answered in monotone, "I was asked to make you two go out with each other."

Silence...

"And I agreed."

"WHAT?!"

Flash.

"Great!" a black-haired girl said happily as she looked at her camera with pictures and videos of unsuspecting mafia family. "I finished my mission~!"

"What mission?" a voice from behind and made her froze. It seemed like she was caught red-handed.

She slowly turned around and saw the mist arcobaleno, Viper or Mammon. She tried to think of ways to escape but found none so she bowed her head.

"Gomenasai! I was just taking pictures and videos for myself and my friends and maybe I would also sell them to other fans like myself so I could make some money-"

"How much?" the illusionist interrupted while the girl blinked in reply, "Eh?"

She then counted with her fingers, "Let's see... one... two... three... Erm... I think it'll be ten hundred thousand or so...?"

"I see," the baby mumbled and slowly made his way out. "Then, give me half of the money."

"Okay," the girl only managed to say.

"Thank you for the wonderful event, Reborn-san," Giotto smiled, bowing as he did like an elegant prince.

Reborn just smirked that made warning signs to Tsuna and the primo, "I wouldn't be too kind if I were you..."

"Eh?" the blonde boss blinked as the smirk of the hitman just widened.

Seeing this, both the sky boss felt like running away.

"I might fall for you if you did."

Silence...

The primo and decimo widened their eyes and gaped openly at the baby. The younger male shouted to him, "R-r-reborn-!"

But got interrupted by the sun arcobaleno who chuckled as he yet again fooled an unsuspecting victims. "Just kidding. Happy April Fools."

"Stop it already! It's not April Fools!"

The End...?

Black-chan: Haha, which is your favorite crack pairings~? ...I don't think this is good but I did try my best... Hope you all still enjoyed it though!