Chapter 5 - Kitsune and Monkey

Naruto who was walking back toward the others stopped confusing everyone till they spotted him locking eyes with a female anbu wearing a kitsune mask and Sarutobi's eyes widened knowing who that ANBU was. "Kushina..." He whispered and everyone who heard her name had wide eyes.

Fasha raised an eyebrow. "So this is the second jinchuuriki of the kyuubi, seems Naru-kun's caught her interest." Sarutobi shook his head in dry amusement at Naruto attracting the dangerous women especially Kushina Uzumaki.

Naruto continued to stare down the red-head who was smirking at him in a vulpine fashion. "So you're the jinchuuriki who had Kurama sealed in as his second vessel." He quirked an eyebrow seeing her giggle.

"Why yes i am the vessel to that furball and he's still sealed in my gut the one Minato-teme sealed away was just the yang portion though Kurama still managed to regain it years later and to think you and that girl absorbed his chakra along with Madara's that's been lingering in the Shi no Mori for years and now you have his kekkei genkai and knowledge of jutsu's." She gave him a look of lust as the vixen inside her kept yelling to mate with the man before her.

Naruto just chuckled crossing his arms. "And just what has gotten you interested in me, Kushi-chan." Kushina tilted her head in a cute way pondering the question.

"I want to know more about you...the way you dealt with your life's problems interested me, most would have gone mad from having a bad childhood like you with no parent's like me but, you just strived on and i feel a kindred spirit with you." Naruto looked into her eyes and saw the same thing he holds in his loneliness, bitterness, anger, sorrow and longing to know who his family is.

His scouter suddenly clicked on surprising him before narrowing his eyes when it pointed back toward the gate only to see a group of shinobi wearing Uzu headbands! This surprised him, Kushina and many others before jumping toward the gates landing a few feet away from the Uzu-nins.

"State your business in Konohai." Naruto said emotionlessly but, his eyes bored into all of them daring to make a move .

Roja Uzumaki stepped forward and raised an eyebrow seeing the fissure lining the ground behind Naruto. "We've come from Uzushizogakure No Sato with proposal of an alliance." Naruto raised a golden eyebrow and looked over the scroll presented to him carefully and saw everything was in order before giving the scroll back.

"Follow us we'll escort you to Hokage-sama and no funny business or you will get a close up inspection of Tensa." He warned with a cold tone that shook even Kushina.

'Damn note to self do not piss Naruto-kun off.' She whistled and escorted them through the battlefield and soon reached the others who looked surprised seeing the other red-headed women.

"Naruto-kun who are these kunoichi behind you and Kitsune?"Sarutobi asked eyeing them carefully and saw the Uzu signs on their headbands getting a raised eyebrow.

"It seems the Whirlpool village has been rebuilt secretly and the Uzukage wishes to extend an alliance and rebuild the bridges that were burnt because of our dear councils actions." Naruto said in a dark venomous tone glaring daggers into the skulls of the still remaining civilian council making several of them shake and pale getting strange looks from the Uzu shinobi and Kushina.

'He just keeps surprising me everytime.' She smiled along with the Uzu kunoichi secretly.

Sarutobi rubbed his chin in thought. "Fine but, who is your Kage by the way." Everyone turned toward them interested especially Naruto.

"Mito Uzumaki it seems she had quite the amount of Kyuubis chakra left in her system and used some invented seal by her to boost her already inhuman lifeforce to the point where she can't age anymore." Miya Uzumaki breathed out in awe and admiration getting stunned looks from everyone again at Mito Uzumaki being alive and being ageless of all things!

Naruto crossed his arms. "If take it there's something else?" He spoke with curiosity getting smirks.

"Very perceptive boy." Momoyo Uzumaki said with a smirk only getting a raised eyebrow.

"Same to you girlie." He shot back with a smirk getting a fuming look from Momoyo, the others just sweatdropped at the indignation on their Taijutsu specialists face.

"Momo-chan pipe down already." Miya scolded getting a pout from Momoyo who glared at Naruto who just rolled his eyes.

"Let me guess she's a handful isn't she?" He asked mirth in his voice getting deadpan looks in return.

"Too true." Miya, Roja, Buru and Yume said in unison making Momoyo fall to the ground whining like a little child.

"Meanie's! She pointed out comically only getting amused looks from everyone.

"Mito-sama wishes to meet you in person especially after you freed her from the Edo-Tensei." This made everyone's eyes fly open in shock and surprise though Naruto sighed.

"So that's the effect of my white chakra huh?" He mumbled in thought.

"So your chakra seems to have healing properties along with revival ones, we might need to perform tests and see what more there is to your chakra." Tsunade smirked predatorily with perverted intentions and Shizune blushed. Kushina gave Tsunade a mock glare with some jealousy.

"Play nice Tsunade-sensei." Karin scolded playfully making several wonder what she meant by that and shivered seeing the smirk on her face.

Naruto simply grinned. "Hope you have a strong enough bed, Tsunade-chan." He walked away waving over his shoulder causing many to blush.

"Naruto-sama wait for us!" Yugito, Fu and an awake Guren yelled running after him latching onto his arms lovingly getting an exasperated sigh leaving several jealous women and men behind.

"Naruto get ready for a guarding mission to Yuki No Kuni in the morning with Kakashi, Genma, Team 8 and 10!" Sarutobi yelled out causing Naruto to come toward a screeching halt along with others.

"I have to spend a whole week with Yamanaka Ino." He grounded out getting a slow nod before he let out a pissed off roar.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKK!" He ranted crazily talking about threatening to blow something or someone up before stomping off toward his compound hair flying up showing his pissed off visage.'

Sarutobi slapped his face knowing he just stepped on a landmine. "Anko, Kitsune, Neko, Tora go with Naruto-kun tomorrow to guard the actress so he won't end up blowing an entire country to smithereens."

"Hai Sandaime-sama." They replied and shunshined away to go talk with Naruto to get to know him better and see how good he is.

(Uzumaki-Namikaze Compound)

"So you're going to have to bear a whole week with a fangirl of the annoying late Uchiha huh?" Gaara said dryly getting a suffering look in return.

"That girl is going to literally drive me up the wall on this mission wailing and moaning about her dead Sasuke-kun! I think i just mentally threw up at doing that." Naruto grimaced.

Gaara smiled. "At least you'll have Temari-neechan and your other girls with you to make it more bearable." Naruto grinned at that and rubbed Gaara with a fond brotherly look.

"Thanks Otouto you really know how to cheer your Aniki up." Gaara smiled widely just as Temari walked in with a smile seeing the sight before her.

'May you rot in hell and get ass raped Kankuro-teme!' She mentally cheered not knowing what she thought was actually happening and many were laughing their asses off.

"Oh hey Mari-chan everything all right in the village?" He smiled when she began talking animatedly with stars in her eyes about how beautiful the sights were and the high quality ninja tools it made Gaara chuckle a bit.

Temari's expression then turned serious. "Naru-kun what will we do about the mission tomorrow Yuki No Kuni is extremely cold so we might need to pack warm cloths but, lightweight ones to still keep your mobility i'd say check in with Dustin or Tenten's dad Ikari at the Iron Shield along with some extra equipment." Temari nodded writing that down on a list before she posed a question.

"Naruto-kun could you teach me and Gaara-kun Taijutsu i nearly got killed or captured one a B-rank mission one day years ago in Suna against a Taijutsu specialist that managed to disable my Fan Jutsu and wouldn't be alive if Gaara-kun didn't help." Gaara rubbed his head bashfully with a pink tinge on his face.

"Onee-san you're embarrassing me." He mumbled getting good natured laughter from Fasha and the other girls who just walked.

Fasha clapped him on the back. "Oh lighten up Otouto-kun it's natural to feel embarrassment." Naruto snorted.

"Says one who walks around the house butt ass naked." He mumbled getting a blushing glare from Fasha and just gave her a very innocent grin making the others snicker at Fasha getting teased making her pout before everyone joined in on the laughter.

"So Naruto-taicho we and the girls came over to find out more about you and stuff since you'll be leading us during our time in Yuki no kuni." Yugao said professionally with half interest and curiosity and Kushina looked forward to this as well.

Naruto motioned them to the kitchen and got everyone some snacks but, when Naruto was about to eat some ramen and dango he immediately slapped two hands reaching to his food matching hungry glares with them. "No one touches...my...dango and ramen!" He forced out glaring as his hair instantly spiked up going into his SSJ3 form matching their hungry glares with intense male pride protection, no one had the balls or guts to steal his favorite food away from him unless they wanna face a pissed off Sayian in close combat and you do not engage a Sayian in hand to hand.

Many heads had been planted into the ground and more brutal ways of Taijutsu have killed many nukenin, ninja and bandits.

"C'mon monkey-kun there's plenty to go around." Anko leered at the plate of dango in his hands causing his eyes to tighten alot giving her a look that could scare the shit out of Manda.

"Touch my ramen and dango i guarantee me and you are going to have problems right here and now." He said coldly and the temperature dropped severely as the three food lovers glared at each other hackles raised dangerously and Naruto saw Anko's finger twitch before unsheathing his blade Tensa in a quick draw motion as a viper and ninjato came toward him.

Yet he sliced the reptile into pieces while deflecting the strike to his chest away and jumped up with the plate of dango and bowl of ramen in his arms with a smug smirk. "Sorry but the monkey always outsmarts the Fox and Snake." The tow girls fumed at him and jumped over the table at him only to miss as he jumped to the side letting them crash headfirst into the wall and nearly laughed his ass off when they struggled comically trying to get free yelling out several threats making it all the more funnier.

He spent the rest of the night briefing them on his abilities leaving even Kushina shocked into silence and later went to bed with Guren, Fu, Fasha and Yugito joining him later much to his slight surprise and uncaring thought.

(Yuki No Kuni - Movie Theater)

'This is really boring.' Naruto sighed annoyed and irritated in his mind while going over the memories from his clones and noticed something was off about this mission.

The manager Sandayu Asama was hiding something especially when he spoke of Yuki No Kuni with far away look in his eyes and the way he spoke of the Actress Yukie was like speaking of a princess and it made him even more suspicious after Kakashi explained to the others about the last time he came here was how he rescued the late leaders daughter Yukie and had to put her in hiding from her arrogant Uncle Doto who was responsible for the previous leaders death.

He gained a twitch in his eye when he saw a group of douchebags aiming to steal his popcorn and pinned them with a subzero glare. "Touch my popcorn and you get an up close and personal view of Tensa." They glared silently and thus began talking loudly aiming to annoy everyone.

Kiba was irritated by this and coughed getting their attention. "Sir whoever you are could you and your buddy's kindly shut the fuck up we are watching the movie." He spoke in a tone that was low enough to be heard by everyone but, not loud to interrupt the movie.

His response was getting spit in his face causing the others to narrow their eyes while Ino laughed arrogantly with glee at seeing the dog boy shown his place only to freeze seeing Naruto pin her with a glare.

"Shut up gaki let the real men talk, hey lavender girl how about coming to have this fun with us!" A chubby fat thug laughed with his friends getting a disgusted look from Hinata pissing several female Jounin off along with Asuma who were about to get up and beat the shit out of them.

SLAP!

They froze as Naruto literally bitch slapped the fat man hard leaving a handprint before wiping his hand on his vest. "What was that you little fat pedophile i didn't hear you correctly i know you weren't making a pass at my little sister bitch." Naruto spat coldly standing up glaring deadly ice swords at the pack of pedophilic men beside him.

"Did you just slap me you little bastard!" The fat one shook his fist threateningly spit flying everywhere.

"Where the fuck did you come from...spit flying everywhere somebody get some duct tape for this bitch mouth." Naruto pointed at the slobbering thug getting 'Ooohs' from the other people watching the movie.

"Get'em!"

"This bitch in here looking like Orochimaru gone straight." He pulled out an image of a straight Orochimaru causing them to break down in laughter as he continued to roast the pedo man who looked like a gaping fish unable to come back with a witty retort.

"Why you got them volleyball kneepads on motherfucker." Kiba and the others were cracking up like crazy at the roasting session.

"Get'em!" Kakashi, Asuma and Kiba shouted with grins.

"This bitch here looking like a limp dick constipated old geezer!" He pointed toward his lack of endowment getting more 'Oooh's from the crowd.

"Burnnnnn!"

"Somebody call Kyuubi! Somebody gotta finish this bitch motherfucker fast!" He finished with a grin causing loud ass laughter from everywhere even the security guards were holding their sides laughing their asses off and Kurama inside her was cracking up

(Roasting Session Ended!)

"At least i don't look like some animalistic shit flinging monkey-gaki!" The fat pedophile looked proud with smug pride not seeing the malicious grin on Naruto's face but, the others did and it scared the shit out of them.

"Oooooh Shit...Somebody dun fucked up now! A bitch better hit the stop button because Naruto is gonna choke a bitch!" Naruto leaped onto the man with a rather crazed look in his eyes and the man couldn't help but scream his head off as he was being choked by the crazed Saiyan and everyone had to pry the godly alien off the pedophile who turned tail and ran like a little bitch.

"Naruto-kun is badass!" Hinata cheered only to eep when everyone focused eyes on her in shock while Naruto was lust and pride.

"Yay! I finally corrupted her!" Anko cheered getting a horrified scream from Kurenai at her little Hinata being corrupted by Anko of all people and felt herself die a little inside.

Everyone except a mad Ino was happy but, then a kanji for Inner flashed on her neck in bubblegum pink before fading away leaving an ominous air.

And there's a juicy round of Pedophiles getting roasted! I kinda borrowed some lines from Mortal Kombat Parody off Youtube but, that shit is funny as fuck and put in a few examples of my own words.

For those who are wondering where the pink kanji came from, it will be shown in a few later chapters trust me and you are so gonna hate Whoreuno like i am who would become like a female Orochimaru-teme just to stay alive to be a Uchiha baby factory for the duckass!

I have read Kamen Rider so far and have seen some transformations in some fics in my earlier days as a Fanfic beginner and got some good material so if you guys have any ideas for a Naruto Kamen Rider transformation phrase PM me or put it in the review.

Many thanks to all my supports and viewers out there PM me if you want me to do an Orgy lemon next chapter with Fasha, Kushina, Fuu, Yugito, Anko, Kurenai, Temari, Yukie Fujikaze and Fubuki and Kurama-chan.

A/N: I am not a pervert just have a too creative mind so dont blame me for my suggestions!

(Shinku grew an affronted look at the accusing looks thrown toward them and left in a swirl of black and red wind and thunder giving them the finger as he left)

Shink Kami No Arashi out!

Ja Ne!