Lord Death waved to a camera as it swung around, showing a crowd of cheering people and went back to him as he climbed down the steps out of the audience and sat behind a desk. The reaper gestured with his hands that he was blowing kisses to the audience and spun in his chair several times.
"Hi, hello, howdy!" Lord Death said as the crowd quieted down. "It's been a while since a new episode, but we decided to give it another go. Since I had so much fun last time with Death-Scythe." Lord Death laughed with the audience. "Now let's get started, shall we?" The shinigami spun in his chair again before pointing one large hand toward the four people who sat on the stage. "First off is the always loud, Black-Star." Black-Star stood up, putting both hands together and shook them in the air before sitting back down. "The always adorable, Kid." Kid pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a sigh. "The always fluffy, Free." Free kissed his hands and stuck his tongue out before laughing. "And the always special, Vegorott." Vegorott shrugged her shoulders and winked at the cheering crowd. "Time for our first game, scenes from a hat." The four got out of their chairs and stood at the side of the stage. Kid and Free on one side and Vegorott and Black-Star on the other. "This game is simple, I've asked out audience here to write down several scenes and our performers here will act out as many scenarios as possible." Lord Death pulled out a black hat and took out a piece of paper, reading off of it. "People you don't want to be stuck on a long road trip with." Vegorott had Black-Star go to the middle of the stage with her. She had Black-Star start miming that he was driving while she said loudly.
"Hey look, a tree! Hey look, another tree! There's a building! Squirrel!" Lord Death pressed the buzzer. Kid stepped down and gestured for Vegorott and Black-Star to stay. The shinigami took a step back and held his hands out towards the two.
"Love you too Kiddo." Black-Star muttered while Vegorott flipped the boy off. Lord Death pressed the buzzer again and pulled out a new piece of paper.
"What..." Lord Death choked on a laugh. "What Lord Death does during his free time." Free went down first.
"Aw look at my little Kiddo..." Free suddenly jerked back. "Oh dear God! What did I just pop into!? Why aren't you wearing any pants!?" Lord Death pushed the buzzer before Free could continue. Kid went out into the center and held his hands behind his back, his checks a light shade of pink.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have gathered here today in honor of Free, who was murdered by my son." The buzzer went off again and Kid returned to the side and rolled his eyes when Free stated that he can't die. Black-Star jumped into the middle and waved his hands in the air.
"Time for cake!" The star cheered. Everyone laughed as Lord Death pressed the buzzer.
"Alright, one more." The reaper pulled out another piece of paper. "What Vegorott is thinking of right now." Vegorott went down to the center and sighed.
"I need a life." The girl went back over to the side when Lord Death pressed the buzzer and Free took her place. The wolf winked and slipped his shirt off, making Vegorott stumble in shock while the crowd cheered loudly with several screams. Lord Death covered his face with a hand and used the other to press the buzzer.
"I got this!" Black-Star chuckled and ran over to Kid. He grabbed the shinigami's wrist and pulled him towards the center.
"I don't like where this is going!" Kid let out a shout when the star picked him up and threw him over his shoulder.
"We all know where this is going." Black-Star smirked.
"I think about a lot more than just that." Vegorott protested.
"Should I get Justin and Giriko?" Black-Star asked. Lord Death pressed the buzzer and Black-Star put Kid back down on his feet before going back over to the side with Vegorott. The girl slapped the star upside the head and crossed her arms before going back out to the center.
"Next story I write, I'm killing Black-Star." Lord Death pressed the buzzer again and Free quickly took Vegorott's place.
"I'm lying." The wolf ran back to the side and the reaper held the button down for a while and the four went back to their seats.
"Ten points to Black-Star for making a sexual innuendo that only half of these viewers understood." Lord Death said and shuffled through his cards.
"I'm pretty sure if they follow Vegorott, they got it easily." Black-Star chuckled.
"I hate my life." Kid sighed.
"I could always make it worse." Vegorott offered.
"It's time for our next game, Dubbing." Lord Death announced. "This game will be for Free, Kid, Vegorott and our special guest; a cat with a little too much magic, Blair!" The audience clapped and cheered as Blair came out, passing by a row of people and stepping up to the stage. "This scene is about Kid, a sassy fashion designer trying to satisfy his picky client, Blair when Vegorott, Blair's rival, shows up."
"I enjoy the fact that Kid has to act sassy." Vegorott chuckled before stepping to the side of the stage.
"He's not going to be acting." Black-Star stated and everyone laughed except for Kid, who just rolled his eyes. "And he proves it himself."
"Alright, everyone will be using their own voices except for Blair, whose voice will be provided by Free here." Lord Death gestured to the wolf that was standing beside him. "Just try your best to mouth the words and...action."
"Why hello there honey." The crowed cheered and let out several screams as Kid put on hand on his hip and held the other one up in the air. Black-Star let out a loud whistle and almost fell out of his chair. "How can I help you?"
"Yes, I would like for you to find me a new outfit." Free said in a horrid French accent, Blair opened and closed her mouth several times and gestured at her body.
"You might want to cut down on the steroids hun, you're voice is a little low." Kid said and mimed that he was going through clothing.
"But I need to keep these gun strong." Free said and Blair held up her arms, flexing and kissing one of her biceps.
"You need to quit hanging around that Free fellow, he's a bad influence on you." The shinigami gestured that he had pulled something out and was showing it to Blair.
"No he's not, he's a strong, sexy, intelligent man." Blair mimicked the compliments Free was giving himself.
"I don't think I've ever heard so much bull-crap in my life." Vegorott spoke in a nasally voice as she walked slowly towards Blair. "That man is nothing more than a soft little puppy."
"He's a wolf, not a puppy." Free used Blair to correct the girl.
"Oh, cat fight." Everyone stopped and looked at Kid, Blair put a hand to her hip. "Ya heard me." Kid smirked.
"Let us commence the battle. I bet you cannot do that splits, like this." Blair looked over at Free before doing the splits on the ground. The crowd cheered for the magical cat. Kid shrugged and joined Blair, the crowd cheering louder for the boy. Vegorott tried and ended up falling forward.
"Close enough." She sighed and kicked her feet as Lord Death pressed the buzzer several times.
"Thank you Blair." Lord Death said to Blair as she left the stage, waving to the audience as she left the room. Kid, Vegorott and Free returned to their chairs. "Five points to Kiddo for showing that guys can do the splits too."
"I think I pulled something." Vegorott chuckled.
"I think we have time for one more game. Let's play; Questions Only." The crowd applauded as Free and Vegorott went to one side of the stage while Kid and Black-Star went to the other. "In this game the performers can only speak in questions and whenever a new person is added, they have to change scenes and go." Free and Black-Star walked into the center.
"How are you today?" Free started.
"Can't you tell I'm just fine?" Black-Star responded.
"I..." Free turned around and walked off and Vegorott quickly took his place.
"Have you seen my pet tiger?" Vegorott asked.
"You have a pet tiger?"
"Haven't you always known that?"
"What's his name?"
"Didn't I already tell you that he's Tony the Tiger?" Black-Star chuckled and walked off, Kid jumped in front of Vegorott.
"Have you watched the weather today?" Kid said.
"Can't you just looked outside to see what the weather is?"
"Why do that when you have television?"
"The internet is better, crap." Vegorott walked off and Free went back to his spot.
"Have you heard?" Free asked.
"Heard what?"
"Have you heard about the bird?"
"What about the bird?"
"I thought that everyone's heard that the bird is the word?" Kid shook his head and walked off while the crowd laughed. Black-Star ran into the center, started dancing and sang.
"B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird is the word." Kid grabbed the boy by the collar and pulled him back as Lord Death pressed the buzzer.
"That's our show everyone, till next time!"