How To Live With The Sevilles
Chapter 1 – Perverted Animes and Ninjas!
Hello guys! I decided to write one of these 'rules' fanfictions out there, after getting inspired by some of them! ( I totally recommend reading Kuro Rakka Shimo's rules [ Hope I spelled his name right... ] )
Without further ado, let's start.
Oh, before we do, there are going to be few of my OC's here. SIX to be exact. At least in the first chapters!
Yes, the 'Ki' person is me. And yes, I'm a human in this story.
Let's start this for real now... oh wait.
Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Chipettes. They belong to Ross Bagdasarian Jr. and Janice Karman. I only own Lucas the Chipmunk and The Lovecasts ( Don't ask, yet :D )
RULE No. 1 – Never let Simon go into the kitchen without supervision.
Ki: I'm serious. Last time we left him alone in the kitchen he made a bomb using butter, flour and other common kitchen stuff!
Simon: Hey, at least it didn't explode! Yet.
Everyone: RUN FOR COVER!
RULE No. 2 – DO NOT ENTER Toby's room without proper equipment... like gas masks... and GPS!
Lucas: This place is more toxic than Chernobyl!
Toby: Hey, it may be a little messy, but...
Ki: Messy? When Theodore went inside once, we couldn't find him for three days!
Theodore: Worst three days of my life... there was no food there!
Toby: Is it my fault you are so small?!
RULE No. 3 – If you are looking for a long and painful death, just insult Brittany's looks!
Lucas: Even I'm not that masochistic.
Brittany: You said something?
Lucas: Erm, you look great Britt!
Brittany: Thanks Luc. You are so sweet...
Alvin: Nope, she doesn't.
Brittany: ALVIN! I WILL KILL YOU!
Alvin: Time to run!
Lucas: Toby! Call the vet!
Toby: It will be eleventh time this week!
RULE No. 4 – Kids can't go alone shopping, by kids I also mean Toby.
Toby: What the heck!
Lucas: You are more childish than I am!
Toby: I'm not!
Lucas: Last time we had been in Walmart, you have been climbing and jumping on the shelves.
Toby: I have been training my ninja skills!
Lucas: I WILL SHOW YOU NINJA SKILLS!
Toby: * Runs away. *
Ki: Alvin and Brittany will usually end up racing each other around the store, Simon and Jeanette will try to 'borrow' all the books from the library.
Jeanette: It wasn't all of them! Just 1,242, which is about 94% of all of their books!
Simon: Yeah!
Ki: Well, Eleanor and Theodore will go to the restaurant and order everything they can eat.
Theodore&Eleanor: What?
Ki: I don't... * Starts running away. *
Theodore: After him!
RULE No. 5 – Never brag about your video game skills in the house... unless you are Alvin, Lucas or Toby.
Brittany: These guys are like machines!
Jeanette: They started playing Guitar Hero blindfolded!
Eleanor: On legendary difficulty!
Simon: Using one hand!
Alvin&Lucas&Toby: * From the living room. * Oh come on, another triple draw?!
RULE No. 6 – This is official. Lucas is the best ninja in the house.
Simon: He can walk on the ceiling! I hate people who can break laws of physics!
Alvin: And he has an awesome black katana!
Toby: I will be better one day, I will! * Mysteriously, his jeans fall down, leaving Toby standing in PINK boxers. *
Lucas: Nope, you won't. * Sheathes his katana. *
Everyone: Hahaha, Toby! PINK BOXERS!
RULE No. 7 – If we are on the ninja subject, do not ever touch Lucas' katana.
Brittany: I still have few bruises!
Lucas: How many times I have to say I'm sorry?
Brittany: I though you wouldn't hit a girl!
Lucas: Because I'm not a woman beater! Unless they touch my katana.
Alvin: Why is it so special?
Lucas: It has special powers.
Everyone: * O-O *
Lucas: I'm not telling!
Alvin: * Whispers... * I need to check out these powers!
RULE No. 8 – Never say that Eleanor or Theodore's cooking is bad... because it isn't. They are awesome cooks. But if you want to try to see what happens when you insult their cooking, better get a coffin ready.
Ki: It's true! They are truly awesome cooks.
Theodore&Eleanor: Thanks!
Lucas: Yeah, no doubt about it.
Toby: Geez, this is terrible!
Theodore: What did...
Eleanor: ...YOU SAY?
Toby: Nothing, I swear! * Runs into the kitchen and after a while, sounds of ripped flesh and smell of blood are coming from there. *
Everyone: Poor Toby...
Alvin: ... Want to play Guitar Hero?
Lucas: You are on!
RULE No. 9 – Never say anime is stupid. Lucas will hang you... on his katana.
Alvin: There are so much stupid animes out there.
Lucas: LIKE WHICH ONE?! * Unsheathes his katana slightly. *
Alvin: Like Chobits.
Lucas: Well, I can agree on that one. Especially the perverted beginning. * Sheathes his katana back. *
Alvin: There are others, like Bleach. It's terrible and stupid.
Lucas: WHAT DID YOU SAY? * His katana shines in full glory. *
Alvin: Hey, while I think about it, your sword looks like that black katana of that Ichigo guy...
Lucas: BANKAI!
Alvin: NOOOO! HELP ME!
Everyone: Nope, we don't wanna get involved in this...
RULE No. 10 – If you mention that something is perverted around Alvin, he WILL watch it, no matter what... and others will follow.
Alvin: * Drools. *
Lucas: * Drools. *
Ki: * Drooling like mad. *
Brittany: * Walks in and sees what they are watching. * YOU MUNKING PERVERTS!
Alvin&Lucas&Ki: What?
Brittany: Lucas, didn't you kill him in the previous rule?
Toby: Nope, he didn't. Can I join you guys? * Looks at the screen and begins drooling instantly. *
Brittany: You are alive too?
Alvin: Persocoms are sexy.
Lucas&Toby&Ki: True!
Brittany: I'm so telling Dave! * Dave walks in. *
Dave: Can I join you four?
Alvin&Lucas&Toby&Ki: SURE DAVE!
Brittany: I can't believe it...
RULE No. 11 – Never bet with Lucas or Alvin. You will ALWAYS lose.
Toby: But what happens when they bet each other?
Simon: You don't want to know...
Eleanor: Last time it happened, they almost killed Brittany...
Jeanette: ...SIX times.
RULE No. 12 – Chobits is banned.
Ki: Last night I heard some weird noises coming from the living room. They we're watching Chobits again.
Alvin: It wasn't me!
Lucas: Me neither!
Toby: Ew, no! I have a girlfriend!
Dave: ...
Everyone: DAVE! YOU ARE GROSS!
RULE No. 13 – Never drink any weird pink potions in Simon's laboratory.
Alvin: I still can't stop laughing!
Ki: Alvin dared Lucas to drink something from Si's lab. The results we're... unexpected.
Lucas: I have been turned into a chipette! For TWO WEEKS!
Simon: You are lucky you didn't drink the purple one. You would die instantly.
Alvin: Geez, you we're even more terrible than Brittany during her periods...
Brittany&Lucas: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PERIODS!?
Everyone: * Staring weirdly at Lucas. *
Lucas: No comment...
RULE No. 14 – Toby, stop playing Counter Strike at 3 am.
Everyone: * Sleeping. *
Toby: COME ON! YOU HACKER!
Everyone: * Beginning to wake up. *
Toby: WHAT THE MUNK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Everyone: TOBY, SHUT THE MUNK UP!
RULE No. 15 – If you want to start cursing, replace the word with 'munk'.
Lucas: What the munk is this monster!
Alvin: It's munking ugly!
Brittany: You two are so munking dead!
Lucas&Alvin: Brittany, we are sorry! We didn't know it was YOU!
Ki: Lol.
RULE No. 16 – Never piss Brittany off.
Simon: You will die.
Jeanette: She threw everything she could at Alvin and Lucas yesterday.
Ki: She even threw poor Theodore!
Theodore: I only broke my paw and leg... I was lucky.
Alvin: And we are completely fine!
Lucas: Hell yeah!
Brittany: NOT SO FAST!
Lucas: RUN ALVIN!
RULE No. 17 – If you think pissing off Brittany was a bad idea, you obviously haven't seen pissed off Lucas.
Alvin: He destroyed over half of the city!
Dave: Luckily we didn't need to pay for that.
Simon: His eyes turned black! It's against genetics and biology!
Toby: Just because I forgot to buy cheese balls...
RULE No. 18 – Always have some backup toaster waffles and cheese balls around.
Toby: I bought enough for two weeks!
Lucas: Um, Tobester?
Toby: Yeah?
Alvin: We ran out!
Theodore&Eleanor: WE NEED WAFFLES!
RULE No. 19 – Mating Season is a touchy subject.
Alvin: ...
Simon: ...
Theodore: ...
Lucas: ...
Brittany: ...
Jeanette: ...
Eleanor: ...
Toby: Hey guys! It's finally sprin- oh munk!
The Chipmunks&The Chipettes&Lucas: DIE!
Dave: Toby, don't tell me you mentioned the S word.
Toby: I did. * Gets caught by the 'munks and 'ettes and Lucas. *
Dave: Luckily you didn't mention it's the beginning of the mating season! Oh munk...
The Chipmunks&The Chipettes&Lucas: DIE IN PAIN DAVE!
Dave: ARGH! Somebody help me!
Ki: No way in hell...
RULE No. 20 – No pranking during Mating Season.
Alvin: Lucas, remember the last time we locked you inside the house?
Lucas: * Shivers. * They could kill me!
Alvin: Luckily they didn't. Hey, what you did to calm them down?
Lucas: Well... * Blushes. *
Alvin&Simon&Theodore: ... YOU ARE MUNKING DEAD!
Lucas: Hey, I didn't even say anything!
Hey guys, did you like it? Hate it? Tell me in a review! If you have any suggestion for a rule, just say so in the review! I finished Chapter 3 already so expect a quick update!