*My second attempt on ROTBTD, hope you like it!
Chapter 1 : Merida's Day with Punzie
Bye Merida! I'm off to spread Spring! Rapunzel waved her hand.
Merida smiled at her as a reply.
"Hey, Hiccup, Jack! I'm off to spread Spring" Rapunzel smiled at the boys.
"Bye Punzie" Hiccup waved his hand.
"Take care, Flower" Jack winked at her.
Rapunzel left.
"Have ye' guys ever noticed somethin' weird 'bout Punzie?"Merida asked.
"Umm… No, but I did noticed somethin' cute about her." Jack answered.
"She umm… sings a lot?" Hiccup guessed.
"Thank you, Hiccup, I thought I was the only one noticed that!" Merida relieved.
"That's not weird, Merida, I think it's cute that she sings once in a while." Jack leaned to his staff.
"No Jack, she really sings A LOT!"Hiccup said.
" I think ye' don't see it like we do, cuz' ye' like her" Merida added.
"Like?! What do you mean by like?" Jack blushing.
"You know, like-like" Hiccup teased.
"Anyway, what do you mean by sings A LOT?" Jack changing the subject.
"Like one time…"
Merida's flashback
"Mah' mum asked if Punzie could teach mei tao bei all lady-like while she's away"
"So we headed to my room Punzie, stacked books on her head .… and started singing this 'How to Be a Lady' song"
It's frightfully terribly hard to be a lady
There's so many Ps and Qs you have to mind
But the rewards I guarantee are rich and varied
And worth all of the effort, you will find
Your posture must be perfect
And your diction crisp and clear
Your speaking voice mellifluous and pleasing to the ear
Your legs are crossed when seated
Your toes are pointed so
Your pinkies raised when drinking
But that's not all you need to know…
(Rapunzel held out a guitar and played a heavy punk sound)
You mustn't curse or spit or tattle, never gossip
A lady never scratches, sweats or burps
She knows which knife and fork and spoon to use and when
And if soup is served it's impolite to slurp
It's always "please and thank you, sir or madam"
Never brash or loud or putting in a show
A lady is demure, reserved and proper
And that is all you really need to know
"Well, that's no fun at all!" Merida complained.
End of flashback…
The *Lady song is not mine it is from Phineas and Ferb thank you very much...
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