[Horrible grammar in this is on purpose. Fail humor. Chapters are short because I'm lazy, so don't expect any long chapters. XD]

"I eated yer cokklies. Soery mawn."

Rick looked up to see Shane standing there with a slightly red face, holding a bottle of Hershel's way too strong whiskey. Rick turned to face his friend and placed his hands on his knees. Lori, who was just a few feet away, looked up with a slight smile on her face.

"What?"

"I-*hic*-eated yer cokklies. I dewdn't wawnt tooo," Shane drawled, his voice slurred.

Rick turned to Lori. "Do you have any idea what he's saying?" He asked.

She shrugged. "No."

"He said he ate your cookies and that he was sorry and that he didn't want to but he did it anyways," Daryl said, walking past with his crossbow on his shoulder. He was walking like someone who had drank a whole bottle of alcohol.

"Hewy weit Dearyl," Shane mumbled, trying to turn to look at the redneck only to trip over himself and fall to the ground. The bottle rolled away, unharmed.

"Shit, Shane, you drank more than I did," Daryl stated, rubbing his nose.

"What the heck is going on?" Rick asked.

Daryl hiccupped.

"Hey, that asshole took my bottle." He reached down to grab it, but Shane grabbed his pants.

"I lawve you mawn," he slurred.

"Get off me."

Daryl kicked him. Shane yelped and grabbed his nose, even though he had been kicked on the arm.

"Ugh," Rick groaned, standing. He crouched and grabbed Shane by the arms before hauling him to his feet.

"I'mma go get some more whiskey," Daryl said.

"No, you're going to help me get Shane back to his tent," Rick growled.

"But-" Daryl began.

"DARYLLLL! WHERE ARE MY PANTSSSS!"

"Oh shit," Daryl said, dashing away quickly.

"Daryl! Get back here!" Glenn roared, running past Rick as he chased after the running redneck.

"What the hell," Rick said. He could barely spot Daryl wearing Glenn's favorite pair of pants. He sighed and dragged Shane back to the empty tent that was a few feet from his own.

"Dad! Dad! Daryl passed out and he's bleeding again! Glenn's flipping out!" Carl yelled.

"YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!"