Hello people, Aku is here once more!

Now, I know that many are eager to start this story but as always, shit comes first.

So, starting up, the 'harems'. Honestly, I'm finding these harem stories too repetitive lately, I honestly love Kur0kishi's stories, because they do have harem setting but shit is real! I love that. I mean sure, it gets too 'emo' sometimes but it's the kind of emo that is just jaw dropping.

Anyways~

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru

Where did the normal days go?

It was Sunday, noon. It was a rather mild day, the sun wasn't too hot, nor was it too cold, it was just right for any people that had a free day to go sit on a couch and doze off into dreamland.

This is where Naruto was at the moment. If there were a few thing that was needed to know about Naruto, it was that he loved Ramen, and that he loved sleeping.

Well he loved taking baths too but that was besides the point.

Naruto loved to sleep, when he could, he would find a nice, good place to lay his head down and snooze the day away. It also didn't help that the alien assassin's were cutting into his sleep time. He and his group had already apprehended a number of aliens that attempted to get to Rito by transforming into his classmates via technology or by attacking him from afar with some alien sniper weapon or some sot off weapon of mass destruction.

Thankfully for Naruto, most aliens were without a doubt some of the most stupidest beings he'd met and had a lot of bad karma.

Seriously, what kind of assassin gets taken out by his own weapon exploding on him due to lack of maintenance.

He also silently laughed, it seemed that Mikan had picked up a few odd tastes lately, hopefully she won't have to reveal it but he was happy that Mikan had chosen at least a small form of protection.

But at the moment, none of that mattered, all that mattered to him was him, his couch, his pillow and sweet sweet-

-Ring—Ring—Ring—

Son of a bitch.

Groggily reaching for his phone, he cracked open his eyes to see who he would kill for disturbing his sleep.

Saibai Yuuki.

Great. The father of his childhood friend, that meant no death threats.

Picking up his phone, he rudely said, "What?"

"Ah, Naruto-chan—" the caller says before he is cut off.

"Say that again and they'll never find your body." Naruto growled, his self control was horrible when waking up.

"Understood, Uzumaki-sama!" Saibai said.

"So, what is it?" Naruto asked.

"Well, you see… I might need some help with my manuscript." Saibai explained.

"Again…" Naruto replied.

"Yes….again." He responded weakly.

"You really are a pathetic excuse for an adult, to call your daughter's best friend to help you out in your job." Naruto berated the man.

"Yes." He responded.

"I mean, it's not enough that you don't even have a decent schedule for your job, your own daughter has to go and clean up after you and cook you dinner."

"Yes." Saibai responded more weakly.

"You should be thankful that you have such understanding children, otherwise they might have turned into delinquents." Naruto continued.

"…yes." Saibai said, subdued.

"Good. Now that you have been thoroughly chastised, who else is going?" Naruto asked.

"Rito and Mikan are coming over, apparently their bringing over the alien girl and Rito's girlfriend." Saibai said, giggling at the end.

"Oi. Just to make it clear, Haruna-sempai is just as innocent as Rito, so try and tone it down. You don't want to look like a devil in front of your future daughter in law, do you?" Naruto said.

"Ah…I'll try but they might make excellent research material." Saibai reasoned.

"If you say so." Naruto responded.

"ja ne." Saibai responded back with his usual exuberant self.

Yuuki Saibai was a bit like Jiraiya in his eyes. Except, he was a mix of Jiraiya, Kakashi, and maybe a bit of Ino in the mix. Saibai was dedicated to his job, he could respect the man, but he was a bit too free spirited for him, so he took the time to berate the man, as seeing no one else did. He needed some ego smashing to appreciate his family, apparently it also helped with his work.

He was also a fanatic gossiper, he had ears open to inspire himself in his stories so he heard things from around town, he already assumed that he knew that Rito was stuck in a triangle relationship.

Why did Mikan had to have such a troublesome family.

In the end, nothing particularly destructive happened, everything went as expected, including the boisterous Lala's interference. Luckily Lala had substitutes for Saibai's now soulless apprentice.

(Chapter not really important honestly)

(Few days later)

MIkan was walking around in the shopping district, buying groceries for dinner. She was busy humming and idly swaying her hips in tune. The reason, Naruto was coming over to eat, he didn't come over often so whenever she got a heads up, she would cook a little special something for her blond haired crush.

It seemed that Lala was getting along better with Rito, but then again the girl was almost impossible to stay mad at unless you have some stupidly impossible grudge against her. Though she did get tired of Lala randomly walking naked coming out of the shower or Rito tripping and landing himself in some compromising position.

She was thankful that she managed to avoid those, she would never forgive Rito if Naruto caught them in that position.

As she walked, she noticed that a few delinquents were bumming around the place, looking at her with leering eyes. She let out a sigh and casually started texting on her phone, she didn't want to bring Naruto into this, he'd break them.

As she got nearer to an alleyway, one of the delinquents decided it was now or never.

"Hey girly." The obvious 'leader' gang member called mikan out. "Why don'cha forget whatever you were doing and come hang with us for a while." He said, while his companions walked in sink with him and giggled and drooled at the prospects of her body.

"Honestly…" Mikan let out a sigh. "Don't you have anything better to do, like get a girlfriend your own age. People like you just keep popping up without knowing what kind of thing you're dealing with." Mikan said, she really had no interest in guys like them; they were greenhorns anyways, not even worth turning her head in acknowledgement from her.

Mikan had developed an eye for potential threats by hanging around Naruto, and these guys barely even registered as a minor threat.

"Come on little lady." The delinquent said, "You're much better then those random girls. Come on, I know some great places, so why don't we just go there, kay?"

"No." Mikan said plainly, she continued walking forward before she felt a hand grab her shoulder. Turning around to watch the offending culprit, she put on a stoic face.

"You know, you should really listen to your senpai's." The boy sneered at her, as he tried to pull her towards him. What he didn't see was the foot flying towards his face.

BAM!

"Sonnava! You bitch." The boy yelled out, clutching his now bleeding nose. His gang all cried out as they watched their boss get blind sighted. "Ya think we'll let you get away!" The leader cried as his gang lined up to intimidate Mikan.

Mikan, who's leg was still a bit elevated simply let her leg down and took out her cell phone. Without looking down, she pressed the call button. "You really have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?" Mikan said.

"I don't give a flying rat's ass who I'm dealing with. All you'll be is my bitch when this is over with." The leader growled.

"This is why I hate greenhorns, they never seem to pick up on why there are no gangs around this town." Mikan sighed.

"What are you-" The delinquent started saying before his voice grew weaker and his face paled.

Why?

Because as he was finishing his sentence, he realized that he was surrounded. He would have assumed that they were another gang but the different uniforms they wore told him differently.

Yakuza, Martial artist, school uniforms, suits, civilian outfits, all of them and more surrounded them before he knew what was happening.

"What is this?' He said in a whispered tone.

"There's a reason why there aren't gangs in this town. It is because they were all united under one banner. Normally we keep an eye out for things, greenhorns like you pop out all the time but they don't cause much trouble, they usually pick a fight with someone way above them and find themselves face first in the dirt." Mikan explained.

"Who are you?" The delinquent continued.

"Me? I'm no one, I just happen to be the childhood friend of the guy that rules over this town. That's all." Mikan said, with a smile.

"You!" The delinquents decide to charge, an all or nothing tactic. Unfortunately most of the group was taken down in an instant, except for the leader who continued to charge at Mikan.

"You bitch!" The leader took a wild swing at Mikan who in response ducked the swing and countered with an elbow thrust to her opponents stomach. The leader clutched his stomach as Mikan pulled back and performed a roundhouse kick on the side of the leaders head.

Landing face first in the dirt, the leader decided to get serious. Pulling out a small knife from his back pocket. Just as he was about to get up, he heard a distinct sound.

-Click-

Slowly lifting his head, he stared right at the barrel of a pistol.

"Don't move." The wielder said.

The leader looked at the owner of the gun, only to find Mikan. Suddenly, a lot of things were starting to click in his mind.

"You…no way…" He said breathlessly.

"Ah. You finally recognize me." Mikan said plainly.

"You're Uzumaki's right hand…" He trailed off.

"Oyasuminasai." Mikan said, she pulled the trigger. A gunshot was heard.

"Koroshi-ya…shoujo(Gunslinger girl)." He said before succumbing into darkness.

Mikan looked at the down delinquent and gazed at her gun. "You know, it's a rubber bullet, right?"

No response.

"I hate that nickname. Makes me sound like I'm some sort of born killer or something." Mikan mused.

"Ane-sama, what should we do with these guys?" A minion, err an ally said, pointing at the struggling group of delinquents that watched their leader get taken out.

"Educate them on their place and the rules of the town. Keep an eye on them afterwards." Mikan told them.

"Hai, Ane-sama!" All of them chorused.

"Now, what would Naruto like to eat…" Mikan trailed off, hiding her gun and picking up her groceries.

As they watched Mikan leave, some of them let out a breathe. "Damn, that's one badass girl." One of them muttered.

"Well, you don't stay Uzumaki-sama's friend without growing a backbone." Another said.

"I know but still…. Damn, boss sure knows how to pick them." Another muttered.

….

"Mikan, did anything interesting happen today?" Rito asked his sister.

At the moment, she and Rito were eating dinner with Lala and Naruto. Naruto was looking forward to some cooking from Mikan as she always made something great and Lala was starving.

"Hmm? Not really, why?" Mikan asked her brother.

"No, it's just that, I got a feeling something happen, that's all." Rito explained.

"You're being paranoid, it was just the same ordinary day." Mikan stated.

"I wonder what a Koroshi-ya Shoujo's ordinary day is?" Naruto mused, making Mikan's cheeks heat up.

"Koroshi-ya Shoujo? What's that?" Lala and Rito asked.

"Nothing." Mikan said sternly before pinning down Naruto with her glare.

"It's nothing, just some idle thought." Naruto responded.

Mikan continued glaring at Naruto before she let out a sigh.

One does not stay friends with Naruto without developing a seriously strong backbone. She knew that, he was in a different world then she was and she did not want to get left behind.

Another thing you have to learn about being around Naruto, if you already had a backbone when you are befriended by Naruto, that backbone will be able to cut steel by the end of it.

For a while she watched Naruto as he continued with his hobbies, as they revolved around gymnastics, running and any other exercise. She never understood his obsession with Gymnastics as it was a rather girly sport for him to be in but that changed after she saw his flexibility in action against his opponents.

She wanted to imitate that.

While it was a small thing, her passing interest in gymnastic set the stage for her current 'occupation', a rather good gun wielder. It wasn't like she had the speed or strength to compete with Naruto so she used a little help. Naruto did encourage her into it too, saying it was good to have a way to defend herself.

Of course, she gained a few more nicknames after showing that particular skill but those were stories fo another time.

(Few days later)

"Seriously?" Naruto asked astonished.

"Yup." Mikan said, ignoring the various noises made by her classmates on the bus.

"Man, she sure has a set of lungs on her." Naruto commented dryly.

"I sure didn't expect it with a voice like hers. Just when I think I have Lala figured out, she goes and shows this." Mikan said.

They both felt a bit thankful to Lala's interference though. A few days ago, it was reported that a Typhoon was going to pass by Japan and it would cancel their school trip. It was short notice so the school couldn't reschedule. Lala decided that she REALLY wanted to go according to Mikan and flew towards the ocean with a passenger named Rito. Apparently she used many of her inventions but ultimately failed, and in a fit of childish rage she yelled at the incoming typhoon.

Apparently she blew them in another direction.

Unfortunately because of that the 2nd years students had to get their trip moved to the same destination as the 1st years. Thus Both sets of classes were going on a joint trip.

(A/N not sure how it works but it's a fanfic, I command it to work!)

"A lot of the 1st years are excited though. Mostly the guys." Naruto noticed.

"It's probably because they'll be watching the senpai's in their swimsuits." Mikan explained, she just shrugged it off, they were all teenagers after all, as long as it was strictly looking and no touching, there was no trouble.

As long as it was within moral integrity.

….

The inn they were staying at was a quaint place, it was surrounded by a good deal of forest as well as a beach nearby. The shrine that stood behind the inn also drew in customers in as well as made it an ideal school trip location or a place where lovers could go to unwind from whatever stressful situations they had.

While it was an ideal location for a school trip, the principal picked it for one reason and happened to luck out on it having been a good location for the trip.

The women.

Naruto had to admit, the women were beautiful in their own right. A way he could describe them was that they were all gems, common gems with a few semi common gems but gems nonetheless, all it took was a bit of polishing to get them for 'showtime' so to speak.

As such it was also a popular spot for adults in their early 20's to come and enjoy the eye candy that were the women of the inn.

How did Naruto know thing?

"Ah! Naruto-sama! Welcome back!" The manager of the inn, Takami said.

He owned the place.

At an early age, Naruto knew that he would need a steady source of income to live day to day while being in school, and while he could gain a monumental amount at once, it was counterproductive and would draw far too much attention.

So he decided to use his luck.

With that luck, he invested in stock, casino's, and other quick money places and earned himself a nice amount of money. But he chose another alternative then keep using that method.

Make an inn.

He decided to make a nice inn, one with a hot spring, prime location and had enough places around it that it could be considered a tourist attraction.

Luckily, finding a location was easy enough as the place was out of place and surrounded with forest before he came in. Using his money, he put the in together and trained them which was a bit difficult as their boss was just a kid, and he left them in charge to see how they would fair.

It went well, it was not great but it was not bad, the inn was sustaining himself and he was making a profit, a small one but a profit nonetheless.

That was when he met the now current manager Takami. Takami was an office worker that just seemed to get jobs where her bosses dealt with some highly illegal deal behind close doors, but she was an upstanding person so when she learned about it, she quit her job.

Apparently cops picked up on the pattern and made a deep background check on her bosses, which left her in a very difficult position where she could barely find a job. From their she took to being a house keeper, who baby sat, cleaned, cooked, and basically was a housewife that you pay. She found herself enjoying it but unfortunately a former boss of hers decided to take revenge on her by burning her and her apartment home down. Luckily she was not home but as a result, she lost all her material possession.

That was around the time she met the young Uzumaki Naruto.

Naruto took it upon himself to help the women, and when she joined the workers at the inn, she practically bloomed. Naruto chose to give her the role as manager, whom protested before giving in. Since then, Naruto had gained her eternal loyalty for taking a chance on an end of the rope women like her and since then, the inn flourished. She wanted to thank the boy for giving her a chance when others would have turned their heads and ignored her.

She may have also developed a small infatuation for the blond, not that she'd act on it but the whole 'knight in shining armor' and 'savior' had a whole lot more impact then she'd be willing to share.

She might be a bit of a sadist but she wasn't a cradle robber.

"Hello Takami." Naruto said, as he watched Takami punch the principle. "I see you still have that killer punch." Naruto commented.

"Yes. I thought it'd be wise to teach the girls a bit of self defense. It really was a lifesaver. Ah, welcome Mikan-sama. I hope you enjoy your stay." Takami greeted Mikan. Mikan was her boss's mistress, so the proper title had to be given.

"P-Please don't call me –Sama, it's really embarrassing." Mikan said, she was used to it from boys in Naruto's gang, it was a bit of an ego boost honestly but seeing a women like Takami say it, it left her a bit embarrassed.

"No Mikan-sama. Titles are important, it would not do for you to be called the same as the nameless masses." Takami responded.

"Wah~ Since when did I rise from being normal to privileged?"Mikan asked herself quietly.

"So how's the inn Takami." Naruto asked.

"It is doing fine Naruto-sama, business is steady and the Test of Courage game turned out to be a big hit." Takami said.

"I see. We'll talk later, but for now, I want to enjoy the trip." Naruto said.

"Understood. Please enjoy your stay."

…

Mikan let our a satisfied sigh. She always enjoyed a bit of stretching after a good bath. The inn had a nice hot spring where everyone went into to clean themselves up after the long drive to get to the inn.

But she was a bit mad that the boys decided to try and peek on them, even Rito joined in, probably to see Haruna in the nude.

Her respect for her brother went down a notch.

The test of Courage, she was familiar with it, Naruto had once spoken about it when it was in the blueprints stage. She hoped it wouldn't involved explosions.

…

Naruto decided that something interesting was needed.

While he was sure that Takami did an excellent job on the event, something else was needed to spice it up.

"Lala, can you help me with something?" Naruto asked, causing the pink haired girl to smile widely.

"Hai~ How can I help?" She asked eagerly, she already brought a lot of problems for Naruto, it was time to repay him a bit.

"I need you to help me make this little event a bit more scarier." Naruto told the bouncy girl.

"Eh? How?" She asked.

"Well…" Naruto started explaining.

The test of courage or as the tourists started calling it, 'dare' was a game that was based on making it to a certain point on the grounds. On the way there though, employees of the inn will do their best to scare the crap out of you and your partner.

Of course, it would not make for a tourist attraction without some form of rumor involving it. As it stood right now, those that make it would be destined to become a couple, of course that was not true but the human mind tends to work with suggestive thinking.

Of course, the pair gets chosen at random.

The pairings that currently mattered were:

Rito and Haruna

Mikan and Lala

Naruto and…

Kotegawa Yui.

Both MIkan and Naruto looked a bit pale.

Mikan had no problems with Lala, she would be happy to go with her, but the girl had no sense of fright, she laughed it away, but then again having a super powered dad might have been the cause. But she couldn't help but feel that it was a wasted moment for any progress with Naruto.

Naruto on the other hand was a bit disappointed with the pairing. He did not hate Yui, he was actually a good friend of her brother, Yuu Kotegawa. But they tended to clash a lot, their personalities and circumstances were at fault though.

"Tch. Onii-san's friend, I didn't think you'd be younger then me." Yui scoffed.

One of the problems Naruto had with Yui was that she was a Tsundere, while he had plenty of experience with the opposite sex, one can never truly understand a tsundere.

"Ah! It's Neko-chan." Naruto responded.

"Who are you calling a Neko!" Yui hissed back.

Naruto started calling her Neko after they had first met, her black hair, her sharp yellow eyes, he couldn't help but be reminded of a cat whenever he saw her.

Of course she didn't like it and ever since she's been chasing after him whenever she saw the slightest rule violation.

"Why are you surprised that I'm your underclassman, I'm pretty sure I told you when we first met." Naruto told her.

Yui's face flushed. "Shut up, idiot!" She yelled and gave a huff and looked away, her cheeks still stained with red.

She wasn't paying attention when they first met, she was too busy looking at the whisker marks on the boy her brother brought over for a meal. She as hell wouldn't let him know that though.

"Alright. Let's go then, you're not scared of anything in particular are you?" Naruto asked. He himself was still scared of ghosts, just not as much as before but they still set him off worse then anything else. But at least he knew everything in the forest was fake.

"No. Not that I can think of right now." Yui responded, no need to be ma a a person that was being civil.

(Rito and Haruna)

"Kyaaaa!" Haruna screamed as her iron grip on Rito stayed firm as he was tossed around, his body being used as a club.

"Ha-Haru-OW!" Rito tried to talk but he kept being slammed into tree's, obstacles and the occasional person.

"NnooooooO!" Haruna continued to scream.

'Th-this is still worth it!' Rito thought, as he accepted this part of scared girlfriend.

…

(Mikan and Lala)

"Ahahaha! This is fun." Lala laughed as she passed through the obstacles, her laughing never seizing.

"Amazing… it's like she has no sense of fear." Mikan muttered.

She wasn't sure what to think about Lala at times like this, she was an alien yet she was as close to a human as an alien can get, that was why she could accept Lala was an alien so easily, there were differences but they didn't really matter. At times like this, she was not sure if she should continue viewing Lala as the smart but naïve ditzy alien or someone that was hiding a lot of steel under her personality.

"Ne~ Mikan, why are you earthlings scared of these?" Lala pointed at the hologram form of ghosts.

"It's mostly cultural." Mikan pointed out.

"Cultural?" She asked.

"Yes, for a long time, people had reason's to be scared, that was natural, scary things are scary after all. But this is where the thing that scares us is that we can't explain these things. I don't know whether o not aliens have studied ghost but our culture is highly influenced by superstition. We don't know if ghost are real or not but it's common to think of them as vengeful spirits that want to hurt us. And since that idea was put into our minds, we naturally grew fearful of things like that and anything related to superstition. That it is unexplainable yet it exist scares us." Mikan explained.

"So it's more of a being scared of things they don't understand….right?" Lala summarized.

"Pretty much, it became more akin to fearing fear itself though." Mikan commented.

"Hmm… Earth is a really fun place!" Lala cheered as she continued her observations.

Mikan just let out a sigh before nodding to herself. "Yup, earth is a fun place."

…

(Naruto and Yui)

"Boo!"

"Hgnnnngh!" Yui covered her mouth in an attempt to stifle her cries.

"You know, there's no shame in admitting that you're scared." Naruto told the crouching, shaking girl.

Instantly, Yui got up and cried in indignation, "I'm not scared!" Tears threatening to come out of her eyes.

"Everybody is afraid of something, like me, I'm scared of anything to do with ghosts." Naruto explained.

"Lie! Then how come you aren't scared right now!" She cried out.

"Because I know this is fake. If it was real, I'd be deadweight right now." Naruto said.

"Gah!" Another surprise spook came out.

"Kymmph!" Yui stifled her voice again.

Naruto sighed, he felt like he was taking care of his kids again. Always insisting that they were not afraid in order to make themselves look more mature.

It was adorable at their age.

At Yui's age, it became dere-dere to a Tsundere's Tsun-Tsun.

It should be illegal to have a body like Yui's and still look cute while looking sexy. She was very well developed for her age, it could be compare to Lala.

Actually now thinking about it, Lala and Yui were opposites.

Fun(Chaos) and Strict(Order). He wondered if they would end up being friends or enemies because it seemed highly likely that maybe Yui could penetrate Lala's personality.

Naruto, getting tired of watching Yui torture herself decided to interfere. "Come on Yui, we're getting out of here." He said, grabbing Yui's hand and dragging her with him.

"H-Hey wait. Don't grab my hand!" Yui yelled but followed him.

"Why?" Naruto continued to march.

"Because…It's embarrassing." She responded quietly, her hair covering her face.

"Hmm?" Naruto gave her a questioning look.

"Nothing." She said.

"Alright." Naruto said, not bothering Yui anymore, he did not want her to run away for some random reason.

Thus the 'dare' game ended in a rather un-climatic way as due to Lala's inventions and the original fright level of the game, no one seemed to be able to make it halfway through the path, much to the disappointment of the other employee's in that half of the route.

(Next day)

The sun was shining, the sea was sparkling, and there were girls as far as the eye could see, all in bikini's. Most of the boys spent the entire time looking at the paradise that lay before them especially the1st yeas as they enjoyed watching their classmates and their sempai's swimwear.

"Ah~ I can die happy." A student said.

"I know right~" Another said.

"OOohhh! Look at Lala-san and Kotegawa!" Another said. Instantly a bunch of lustful eyes darted to the pair of bikini clad 2nd year students. Indeed, as childish as Lala might be and as strict as Yui might be, they had some of the best curves in the whole school, as such they both had their own fanclubs.

"Haaa… the boys don't change do they. Even Rito is looking at Haruna-sempai." Mikan commented as she sat next to Narruto. Mikan herself would be ogled if it wasn't for the notorious Naruto being next to her.

Naruto himself was fine with getting looked at, it actually happened a lot more then he cared to admit by being around tamaki in the beginning and then after marrying her. Being the center of attention was not foreign to Naruto as it had been in the past, if it had, he would be a wreck now.

"Don't let it bother you. Besides, it's not like they can do anything about it. They're hormonal teenage boys with no control over their bodies who are in front of bikini clad girls,, all of them whom are gems in their own right. If the boys didn't ogle, then I'd be worried for them." Naruto explained.

"still doesn't mean I have to like it."

"I never said you did."

The day continued with a dolphin looking for help, luckily Naruto saw it early on and before it could do anything else like steal the tops of the student girls, he followed it and helped push the older dolphin back into the ocean as it got stuck and needed help.

(Night)

Mikan could not help but reflect on the action's of the female species. For some reason, it always ended up this particular way, one way or another.

After the game ended, everyone went back to take a bath and then set off to their beds. But somehow, it descended into a room full of clattering girls talking about who was cute or who was smarter and the overall, who was the most hottest guy in school. She should have seen it coming but sadly she didn't, so now she was stuck with everyone trying to probe her for information, on who?

Uzumaki Naruto.

Mikan knew that Naruto was 'that guy', you know, the guy that everyone talks about, even in the company of those that hate him, he is still talked about.

Aftere the constant jabbering of questions, she was finally able to free herself and join Lala's group that consisted of Lala, Haruna, Risa, Mio and surprisingly Yui.

"Ah~ Mikan-chan!" Lala greeted.

"Lala, Sempai-tachi. Hello." She half bowed before sitting down with all of them.

"You looked drained." Haruna asked in concern.

"It's okay, it was just a bit tiring." Mikan sighed.

"Neh, how is it being asked questions about your boyfriend?" Risa asked/teased.

"He's not my boyfriend and it's exhausting as always." Mikan said, ignoring the little dig at her.

"You say that now." Mio commented.

"But you've got your claws on him pretty deep already." Risa finishing.

"We're childhood friends, I think I have plenty of influence on him with that alone. Besides, it's not like he does anything to encourage them. If anything he's being lazy." Mikan commented.

"Really? I thought him being the best at sports and high academics was him trying." Risa commented.

"No. He's always been a exercise nut so that came naturally and for his academics, that's mostly my influence, I did skip a grade after all. He usually joins me in studying." Mikan continued.

"Then he's a no good bum. Figures he's like my brother, they're friends after all." Yui chose to comment.

"Nii-san? Ah, you must be Yuu's sister. I remember him telling me that his sister was kind of a Tsundere with a stubborn personality."Mikan commented.

"Who are you calling a Tsundere!" Yui hissed.

"Now now, Kotegawa-san. Calm down." Haruna said.

"Naruto's is fun. He is a bit clingy in bed though." Lala added her own opinion.

"Hentai!" Yui yelled.

"How daring." Risa said.

Haruna chose not to comment.

"Who knew." Mio said.

"Ah. Yeah he likes to hug things in his bed, its usually a big pillow that's the victim though." Mikan said, remembering Naruto's night habits, forgetting to mention that they slept together when they were younger.

"Besides…"

And thus the night descended into the typical or stereotypical girl sleepover type of night where they continued talking about random things that boys have no reason to be talking about.

(In School)

As the school trip ended everything went back to the usual except with Yui passing through more often in the 1st year classes. That often resulted in sudden spontaneous conversations with Naruto and Yui, Yui being paranoid and Naruto just accepting the girls paranoia. To Naruto, Yui was a nice girl, a bit overbearing but no one was perfect, he just accepted her actions as a concern for him as friends.

Of course that didn't stop Mikan and Yui from butting heads where Mikan left a flustered Yui behind as she could not deal with Mikan's onslaught of teasing and double innuendo.

Naruto sometimes wondered what kind of scary friend he kept.

But today was a really bad day for Naruto, one that he only had Rito to blame for.

See, it all started with a transfer student called Ren, who came to school to reunite with his childhood friend and his love Lala, of course as any typical manga plot goes, he immediately challenged Rito to her hand in marriage. Rito, who was already happy with his girlfriend and didn't want to be involved with any of Ren's machination, tried to pass it off. Of course, he didn't count on Ren hitting Rito's male pride and thus making his current love life more complicated.

With the sign of competition, Rito came to a startling conclusion.

Lala was hot!

He never really paid attention to it, Lala was just there, someone that he knew how she felt and in some part of himself gave him a bit of an ego boost. Now though, he became aware of the attractive girl that was hanging off him. In order to clear his head, he decided to take a walk, and as luck would have it, he ran into a couple infested park and to his shock, he spotted Haruna and Ren.

That's where the misunderstanding started to happen.

The next day after that, Rito confronted Ren to what exactly happened at the park, and it just so happened that Risa and Mio decided to add their own cents into the Ren vs. Rito fight.

They had to kiss Lala.

Off course, Rito sure as hell didn't want to do it, he had a girlfriend for crying out loud, but at the same time he did not want to lose to Ren.

So, with his options severely limited, he chose to confide and persuade the only other male he knew he could trust.

Not Saruyama.

Naruto.

He didn't have a girlfriend, and there was nothing stopping him from actually doing it aside from actually knowing Lala and knowing what it was intended for.

That being said, it didn't stop Mikan from elbowing him in his stomach for doing such a thing.

It wasn't like Mikan was against it though, she herself had received a kiss either on purpose as a congratulation kiss or an accidental one.

So now here they were, in a Karaoke bar where Risa and Mio went to decide the 'final showdown' would be. And to add injury to insult, they also invited Haruna, as an observant to watching her boyfriend, not that they knew what Rito did.

"Hey Lala, have you had your first kiss yet?" Naruto asked.

"Eh? Ah! No, I haven't. Why?" Lala replied.

Off in the corner of his eye, he saw Ren suddenly pull back at that new information, he assumed it was because he would get Lala's first kiss and was fantasizing about it. Rito however was sweating as he knew(in his mind) how important a first kiss was, especially for a girl. He himself struggled with kissing his girlfriend.

"It's nothing. Just curious." Naruto said, getting a nod from Lala.

The whole ride was pretty much a bust as Ren could not move towards Lala as some kind of bad luck hit him and he kept bumping and tripping on the way.

The Karaoke bar was an interesting experience.

Risa and Mio were a surpisingly good duet and it was quiet funny to watch Rito and Haruna trip over themselves trying to share a microphone. Just as it was Mikan was a great singer, though it was mostly due to her confidence that she powered through her song. It was then that Lala wanted to do a duet, and Ren immediately jumped on the chance. Looking for a chance, he 'accidentally destroyed the additional mike.

"Uwah! My hand slipped!" Ren yelled out.

"Please tell me he didn't just do that." Mikan groaned, while Haruna, Mio and Risa looked stricken while Rito looked pissed off.

"Then there's no other choice, Lala-chan! Let's sing together with this mic! Bring your face closer to it!" Ren urged Lala.

"Oi, Ren…" Ren heard from behind him.

"What?" He said turning around before standing completely still.

There was a dark aura around Naruto. If that itself wasn't scary enough, his eyes were shining, like a flashlight was coming out of it. "You didn't just destroy that equipment, did you?" He asked, his voice an octave lower.

"I-I-I-" Ren stuttere.

"You're going to pay for it, right!?'

"H-Hai! I am very sorry!" Ren stuttered out, Naruto was freaking scary.

"Wow, Naruto-chan really knows how to take charge, huh." Risa pointed out.

"He is popular with everyone in school though." Mio stated.

"You know what, I was going to do this discreetly but I need to let off some steam." Naruto said outloud, getting everyone confused.

"Lala." Naruto turned to said person who looked confused.

"Hmm? What is-Mmph!" She started saying before she felt something pressing on her lips.

Naruto pressed his lips forcefully on hers. His hands wrapped around her back and head in order to deepen the kiss. Lala herself was shocked at the sudden action but couldn't find the strength to express it as she couldn't resist the pleasure she was getting from Naruto's passionate kiss. Her mind was going numb, all she could think about was enjoying the taste of his lips.

Ten seconds, twenty, there were no signs of the lips letting go.

Naruto decided to go a bit further, as he remembered what a fuss his wife made years after their first kiss that she wished it was more magical. It was a clumsy first kiss for both of them, he refused to remember 'that' one. He decided to add a little more 'umph!' into it.

Lala's eyes widened before she slumped against Naruto's body, totally out of it.

Naruto removed his lips from Lala's revealing a trail of saliva attached to both of them. Wiping his mouth and hers, he set her down and turned to a gaping a flushed audience.

"W-wow." Mio muttered.

"That was HOT." Risa stated.

"Tch. You owe me for this one." Mikan muttered, looking at Naruto with a glare.

Rito and Haruna were both red in the face but Naruto could see that they were both fidgeting, mainly their lower body parts.

Ren looked like his world just shattered into a million tiny pieces.

"Looks like I won." Naruto couldn't help but say, showing that he already knew about the little game between Ren and Rito. He immediately separated from Lala in order to calm himself down.

'Crap. I didn't think that would set me off that badly.' Naruto thought.

He had to curse his current body for that. Although he was no stranger to the touch of a woman, his current body was still a teenagers, which meant that while he could control it to an extent, he could still be set off into a sexual high. He'd already had a few close calls but nothing as intense as he just did.

Sometimes he wished he was in his dimension again, getting laid was so much easier, especially after the war.

"Anyways, who's next?" Naruto said, pointing at the mike in his hand.

(Nighttime)

The day ended with Lala waking up and acting like she did not just pass out from Naruto's kiss although she did avoid his eyesight for the rest of the trip.

When questioned how in the world he pulled it off, he said it was instinct because technically it was, something he learned in his past life.

He and his wife were awfully busy at the start of their marriage, so in order to keep up and keep the fire going, Naruto tried his damn best to convey the feelings in his chest to his wife as fast as he could. That kiss was, in his wife's own words 'magical', which led to her complaining of their first kiss.

He shut her up with more kissing.

Eventually it became a habit to kiss like that.

Ren seemed to look at him with discontent, but chose not to act on it, after reflecting on his actions and he admittedly saw he was being kind of an ass.

That and he did not want to piss off Naruto.

At the moment, Naruto laid asleep, waiting for the next day to come.

Off in the Yuuki residence, Lala was tossing and turning in her sleep, but as hard as she tried, she could not get the feeling of Naruto's lips out of her mind.

Absentmindingly tracing her lips, she couldn't help but feel like she wanted to taste those lips one more time.

Blushing at that thought, she once more tried again to go to sleep.

it would take another 10 minutes before her heart even started calming down.

A/N It is finished!

I was going to do another flashback but I decided that this chapter was mostly Mikan-centric so I should just leave it like that.

Now for those that are wondering what the harem is, I decided to put it up down here to see who reads this AN

Naruto - Mikan/Yami/Momo/Nana/Mea/Nemesis

New: Lala and Yui

Reason: First off, I built the story in a way that Rito would not be able to fill. Even if it is a fanfiction, my own feelings would not accept a person like Rito suddenly doing a 180 and being able to run a galaxy, that's just BS.

Lala has no common sense, at least that's how it looks like to me. While it is a boon for her inventing skills, it makes her unreasonable to most people. Rito would just get sucked up into her actions like he does in the manga. Naruto however could cope with it, being no stranger to danger and having a good idea on how to rule. Basically, Naruto would try to calm the storm that is Lala.

Yui on the other hand, is a bit of a control freak, she does not like having the rules broken and thus enforces them. With the way the pairing for Naruto are lined up, there needs to be someone that can reign all of them in, while Mikan would be ideal, she will have trouble with Momo as Momo is akin to a last boss in a typical video game.

After all, there would be 3 emotionally messed up girls(Trans-sisters), twins who are Tsundere and manipulative pervert, an inventor with no common sense. Naruto would need help,

Rito – Haruna/Run

Kyoko?- still on the fence on this one. It's through Run that it will happen if I choose to though.

Anyways, I can't even remember what I typed anymore. Hope it was good though.

Oh, before I forget, I have an idea for a new fanfic but I'm not sure how I should set it, so I'll let you guys decide.

Canon Naruto – where timeline is basically the same but with my story idea.

Neglected family story – pretty much self explanatory.

Non-relative jinchuuriki x Naruto story – Uzumaki Jinchuuriki(Naruko) with story Naruto

Story Naruto - Naruto with my story version as in Naruto 2.0

Other(Can't think of setting so you guys decide)

Anyways, Aku is out!