Okay guys, here I am with ANOTHER story! I'm fucking on fire! So, this one's nothing like my older ones, besides the Hiccup and Astrid aspect, and being rated M, but this one's pretty sweet if I do say so myself. (and I do say so myself)

876 A.D.- Hiccup and Astrid rode Toothless and Stormfly over the small British coastal town, setting fire to the thatch-roofed houses. They landed in front of a large stone structure with a symbol of two intersecting sticks on the top, apparently called a "cross". Hiccup and Astrid marched inside, to see what they could take for the glory of Berk, when they saw a man in the back. He was kneeling in front of some cup, and wearing chain mail and carrying a massive broadsword. The man turned around quickly and charged at them with his broadsword over his head. Astrid, with her superior speed, quickly dispatched him, pinning his arms behind his back and threatening to break them.

"So, what do you want to take babe?" Astrid asked, "There doesn't seem to be anything of great value here"

"I don't know" Hiccup replied slyly, "He seemed to be pretty protective of this cup"

"Aww, c'mon Hiccup" Astrid whined, "It can't even hold a pint of mead"

"No!" the man shouted, "not the Grail!, anything but the Holy Grail!"

"Shut up!" Astrid grunted, twisting the man's arm even farther

"I think we should take it" Hiccup stated, "besides, I'm thirsty" and he picked it up and hobbled over to a jug of holy water.

"No! not the holy water!" the man cried again, only to have his shoulder wrenched from it's socket

Hiccup took the cup and filled it to the brim with holy water. He took a drink, and it sent a cool shiver down his spine, making him shiver.

"wow, Astrid, you have to try this!" he walked over and held the Grail to her mouth and she sipped some of the water. It filled her with wonderful sensations, and she loosened her grip on the man's arm. The knight tore free and knocked Hiccup to the ground. He grabbed the Grail and slipped into a hidden passage under the alter.

"We have to go after him!" Hiccup cried

"No!" Astrid shouted, "that stupid cup isn't worth it, let's go!" they walked outside, loaded up Toothless and Stormfly with their plunder and flew off into the night, completely oblivious to what had just happened to them.

They were now immortal.