"We're back, everyone!" Lee jumped onto the stage as Ino just silently walked her way to the podium. Apparently she was still having doubts about old men. A very sore Jiraiya had been let back inside the hall after Tsunade confronted him yesterday, but Ino still felt very harassed when it comes to old men.
She just sighed and continued with the show, although the whole audience knew what was going on. "Hi everyone. Welcome back to the Naruto Dattebayo Awards", she said without any of her spunk or glam in tone.
Lee immediately noticed and put an arm around Ino, "Cheer up, Ino-chan! While you are still traumatized, I still see the flames of youth within you." At that point, Ino's eyes widened and she immediately hit Lee on the jaw again.
"BAKA! I know this is another one of your shenanigans to try and ask me for a date!" She then dusted her off her dress, "If you are desperate though, why don't you go ask Sakura-san over there?"
As soon as Lee ran offstage to go for Sakura, Ino changed her mind and ran for him and grab him by the collar, dragging him back onstage, not caring if Lee got hurt. She then release Lee with a thump. "On second thought, let's just get back to the awards show." She took a deep breath and grinned from ear to ear, "Hi! My name is Yamanaka Ino-chan, and that over there is Rock Lee-baka-san, and welcome back to the Naruto Dattebayo Awards! I know I said it before but who cares?"
Lee got back on his feet, rubbing his jaw. "Well, let's read off some questions." He pulled out an envelope from his jacket pocket, and skimmed it down. "Ino, I can't read some of the questions here. Can you do it?"
Ino took the paper from Lee's hand, "Fine." She took a good look at the questions before she spoke, "Alright, from Lavendor Queen again saying, "What about the zero-tails from Naruto Shippudden: movie 2 Bonds?'"
"Wasn't that the same question from yesterday?" Lee asked
Ino just shrugged, "Even though this is a category too late, we will answer your question. We did forget about the Zero Tailed Beast, and sorry about that, but we did count it as an vote for Zero Tails, although that seemed like no use because of course, Kurama won by a landslide."
"So, thank you for that, Lavendor Queen", Lee walked back to the podium, "Well, before we start another catfight, let's get back to looking at Ino-chan's long legs- I mean, back to giving and receiving the awards! Heh heh heh"
Ino scowled at Lee, "That's what I thought."
Lee took out an envelope and smirked at the results, "Anyway, the winner for this category was really unexpected. I actually thought Naruto-san was going to win the award since he was clueless about it, but he's not the winner, and I'm not the winner either, so YEAH HEY!" He jumped up and down at the joy of not being called the 'Most Annoying Personality', or at least until Ino hit him in the head.
"STOP SPOILING IT YOU BAKA!" She then calmed down and read out the results, "The 'Most Annoying Personality is-" Ino could have finished if it wasn't for Sai walking up to the stage and to the podium,
"Hi."
Everybody in the hall sweatdropped.
Ino had a vein popping on her temple and was preparing to hit his sorry, fake-smiling face until she calmed, knowing the special intention for later, "Sai, why don't you go back to your seat? It clearly isn't your cue to go onstage at the moment." Ino said slathering on the same fake smile Sai had on.
"Was it not time for me to go onstage?" Ino tried very hard to keep a straight face in front of him. At a loss of words, Ino just shook her head in case she might say something bad.
"Just go back to your seat before Ino does something." Lee advised Sai, to which he quietly did so.
Calming down, Ino took a breath, "Anyway, the winner is.." She took a glance at Sai to make sure he wasn't pulling any tricks this time, "Obito Uchiha"
Obito snapped out from the post he was tied to, and danced crazily around the hall. Everyone sweatdropped. This was a worse sight to see rather than Sai.
After minutes of insanity, Obito/Tobi finally whirled to the podium and accepted his award. "Tobi is a schoolgirl in love with her sempai" He then danced around the hall crazily until he had to have someone tie him back to the post.
Lee took a step back forward to try to ease the audience back, "Well that's enough of that. Our next category is 'Best Energy'! The Best Energy award is given to the character with a hype like no other! Ino, care to do the honors?"
"No problem" Lee handed an envelope to Ino, which she read and pokerfaced at, "The nominees are as follows:
Rock Lee(Lee jumped up and down at a chance of another award)
Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto pumped his fists in the air, happy at the chance of another award)
Haruno Sakura ("Shannaro!" She bumped fists with Naruto, who was excited as ever)
Sabaku No Kankuro("Yes!" He marveled at the mention on possibly snagging a 'best' award, although Gaara wasn't sure if that was a good thing)
Maito Gai (Gai jumped up and dwon at a chance of another award)
Jiraiya(Jiraiya pumped his fists in the air, happy at the chance of an actual good award)
and Sarutobi Konohamaru(He joined Naruto and Sakura at the celebration.)
"Well, that's all for now! And Lee, your grin is freaking me out." Ino said as she had to drag her grinning co-host backstage.
So there you have it, folks! Since people were asking about why Lee, Gai, and Jiraiya were put in the wrong categories, I decided to put them in a category much suited for them. Well then, go go go and vote vote vote, people!
Disclaimer: Shizuneeee does not own anything except the Naruto Dattebayo Awards and its 'Golden Pakkun' trophies. Anyone who uses them without permission will be locked up in a dark room with only the glowing and grinning faces of Sai, Gai, Lee, and Yamato inside. Now, that would be quite a fright, wouldn't it?