The Yin and Yang of Things

This is a Bella/Damon story this takes place for Damon after Bonnie's Ritual of Expression. When the spirits of the witches return for revenge they punish Damon by killing every supernatural creature in Mystical Falls including his brother and Elena. The only survival and because she wasn't there is Katherine in which he's not a clue where she is and doesn't care to know. He's shut down and has become a drunk. He arrives in a small town he deems to be peaceful and decides to stay there for a bit as he's also curious about a girl he'd met while being arrested by her father for public drunkenness. She too is new to the town however he's quick to learn that he's not the only one that's taken interest in this girl. Which only makes this much more interesting to Damon Salvatore and he wants to play the game.

All vampires in this story are vampires like Damon no sparkles but the Cullen's still have their animal blood diet. My stories are rated MATURE FOR A REASON language, violence, slight lems etc etc.

"What in the world?"

Bella narrows her eyes looking out.

"Stay put Bella…"

Bella watches as her father questions the man on the side of the road who's stumbling around. She softly laughs to herself as he's zipping up his pants. She continues to watch as her father eventually pins him to the squad car and is searching him and then cuffs him. Charlie tosses him into the back of the car. Damon breathes in the air and cocks his brow the girl's way.

"Someone smells good."

She rolls her eyes as her father gets in the car. Charlie starts the car and notices the man eyeing his daughter.

"You best watch yourself back there…" Charlie warns.

Damon sighs and leans back. Charlie parks at the station and gets out.

"Nice meeting you…" Damon says to the girl up front.

"To bad I can't say the same to you."

He grins and nods as her father drags him into the sheriff's office…

Chapter 1 (I do not own anything) Read and Review please…

Bellapov

Mr. Salvatore…

The teacher writes on the board just as I come in and rush to my seat the bell rings. Saved again… ugh. I hear some of the girls already talking about the new teacher and giggling and eyeing him. I just see the back of his head as he continues to write on the board. He finally turns around and my jaw drops. I look to him oddly narrowing my eyes. Isn't he the guy my dad arrested for being drunk and disorderly? Um did he just wink at me? I look around to see if anyone else caught it but clearly not.

He says nothing he just sits down and kicks his feet out on the desk and closes his eyes.

Um ok…

We all look to one another in wonder.

"Hell he can just sit there that's fine with me." Jessica whispers and I swore I saw him grinning.

The door opens and another student enters the class.

"Um hello…" Jessica says eyeing the rustic haired boy.

He cuts me an odd glance before he takes the only available seat which is directly next to me. The teacher sighs and looks over narrowing his eyes at the boy I'd swear they were having some sort of stare down. I look to the boy next to me then the teacher. Ok not strange or anything.

"Hmmm." The teacher mutters.

He clears his throat and goes back to the board.

"E=mc2."

He turns with a grin and I hear the boy next to me let out an exasperated sigh.

"Um hello I'm Edward Cullen."

"Bella Swan."

"Introductions can wait until after class Ms. Swan."

What the hell? I look over at him.

"Pardon?"

"We do not need to converse during math class wouldn't you agree?"

"Yeah maybe if this was math?"

He narrows his eyes and starts to dig through some of the papers on his desk.

"Huh… I meant English. Well I'll be damned guess we don't need this…" He says and raises up erasing the E=mc2 from the board.

My jaw drops did he just say damned in front of the entire class? The entire class laughs. Expect for Edward and I both of us sharing the same confused expression.

He turns.

"My name is Mr. Salvatore and I'm your new English teacher." He says and sits back down and once again kicks his legs out and crosses his arms closing his eyes.

A few minutes go by and Edward cocks a brow.

"Are we going to actually learn anything in this class?"

The teacher sighs.

"Do they still play thumbs up seven up?"

For some reason I grin at this and lower my head to keep from laughing.

"I've better places to be if all you're not going to teach anything."

"I've plenty to teach you I'm just tired today that's all."

I cover my mouth as I suppress a giggle. This Edward guy next to me cuts me a look as if to scold me for laughing. I shrug and clear my throat.

"Fine… grab your math books and turn to page 15."

"You mean literature books?" I correct.

"Ah, yes those things. Turn to page 15."

We all grab our books and do as he says. He sits back down and kicks back yet again.

"Um what do we do now?" Jessica asks.

"Well do whatever it is you do… Such as read or such."

"You've got to be kidding me!" Edward snaps.

"I never kid."

"There is only a picture on this page sir. There is nothing to read." Edward flashes him the page.

"Huh… You're a very annoying class."

An odd hissing noise escapes Edward's throat and I turn to him.

"Try the next page…"

Edward bitterly turns the page.

"See there you go read that."

Mr. Salvatore waves his hand about.

I press my lips together and start to read The Lady or The Tiger.

Mr. Salvatore says nothing else the rest of class until the bell rings.

"Oh was that it?" He says lowering his legs.

"Dumbass.." I swore I heard Edward mutter.

I take my time on purpose being the last one to leave curiously wondering how this man is a freaking teacher.

"Problem Ms. Swan?"

"Weren't you the guy my dad arrested not too long ago?"

"Fraid not never been arrested." He smirks.

"No it was you I know it was."

"I'm a teacher not a criminal."

He looks me in the eyes.

"I wasn't arrested by your father my name is Mr. Salvatore and I'm you're new English teacher and your newest fantasy."

"Um what?"

He rears back narrowing his eyes…

"Huh…"

"What? And did you honestly just say what I thought you said?"

"Well this could prove to be a problem."

"What could?"

"You're a very strange student."

"I'm strange?" I hint.

He grins and the tardy bell for my next class goes off.

"Crap!" I mutter and rush out of the room I swore I heard him chuckling.

Damonpov

Well that's interesting I find myself thinking as I watch her walk out the door. I fold my arms about rather disappointed class was over. Now why can't you be compelled my dear Isabella Swan? I should be rather irritated but I actually like a challenge but I do not like this new vampire in my class. Smug little bastard. He could prove to be a problem. I might actually have to teach like a real damn teacher. Damn it… That or I could just quit. I look down to the attendance list and see her name. Nah, this is too much fun. I can play along…

Edwardpov

I was enjoying the present company next to me until I caught the whiff of the new teacher and found him to be a vampire. Even worse when I could read his thoughts… He was only there for this Isabella Swan girl the one whose company I was enjoying. This vampire wasn't even a teacher he'd not a lick of sense and he was getting on my nerves. I wanted to report him or somehow get him fired but doing that would only cause a miff and could expose myself or my family. I'll just have to endure it. The thoughts of this man… I shake my head in thought as I see Bella enter class. She smelt so good. I also couldn't get over how attractive she was, making this all far too ironic that this other vampire just so happens to be fake teaching here in hopes to get to closer to this girl. I lean back and catch the girl looking over at me. I pass a smile her way and nod.

She smiles in return…