A/N
Hello. I'm writing in a bad mood. Details later.
I also made Ianto sort of like Kurt from Glee. I don't know why. Don't bother me, I'm angry -_-
"We should pull a prank," Rose whispered to the Doctor and Jack.
The two men stared at her.
"What kind of prank?" Jack grinned.
"I don't know. A good one."
The Doctor frowned. "I don't know…"
"Doctor! Come on!" Rose scolded. "Stop being a stick in the mud! YOLO and all that!"
"I am not a stick in the mud!" he gasped, sounding offended. "And what's 'YOLOL'?"
"YOLO," Rose corrected. "It means you only live once."
The Doctor raised an eyebrow.
Jack snickered.
"Rose," he began. "I'm immortal."
"Bitch please," the Doctor rolled his eyes.
Rose ignored them. "Come on! Let's have some fun!"
"I have an idea!" Jack exclaimed.
Donna was hungry.
She cradled her swollen stomach, smiling happily and headed for the kitchen.
Jack was sitting there, looking close to tears.
"What's wrong, sweetie?" Donna asked, reaching for the refried beans she was craving.
"Donna, can we talk?"
Surprised at the seriousness in his tone, she grabbed a spoon and began to eat her can of beans while looking at him expectantly.
"Donna," he began. "I feel like the spark I used to feel with you is gone."
She blinked.
"I think it's moved to someone else."
"Is it Rose?"
He looked shocked. "No! It's… well, it's…"
He was cut off at the Doctor swaggered into the room, plopped himself onto Jack's lap and kissed him.
"Do you tell her yet, Jack Boo?"
Jack grimaced but quickly plastered a fake smile on. "I was about to, Doccy."
The Doctor frowned at the nickname but turned to face the redhead.
Her jaw was sagging open.
"You see, Don, I've developed feelings for my best friend. Oldest story in the book, isn't it?"
The Doctor shifted.
Jack grimaced again in pain. "That kind of hurts. Doccy."
The Doctor cocked his head to the side. "Oh, I'm sorry Jacky Boo. I didn't mean to."
"Oh, that's fine, sweetie pie. Just don't do it again."
The Doctor began to fake snog him again.
Rose skipped into the kitchen. "Hey, guys- WHOA!"
Donna looked lost.
"Rose… they…"
"We've realized our love, Rosie," Jack cooed sweetly, running his head through the Doctor's hair. "I love my peanut butter cup so much."
"Aww, stop it, chocolate muffin," the Doctor giggled.
Rose looked heartbroken.
"I-I… how could you? A-after all w-we've been through!"
"Rose," the Doctor sighed. "You're human. I'll have Jack forever."
Donna took the younger girl into her arms. Everyone was rather protective of Rose on the TARDIS.
"Way to be sensitive, Doctor."
Rose began to shake in her arms, looking like she was sobbing. "I-I love him s-so much!"
"I know, sweetheart," Donna soothed. "I love Jack, too."
"I always thought he'd leave me because I'd be old, not because of someone else! I mean, he's so awkward with women!"
"Oi!" The Doctor protested.
"Maybe it's because he's liked men all along," Donna suggested.
"Maybe she means, banana cupcake, is that she never thought we would realize our true love."
"Me, either Rose!" The Doctor wailed. "I never knew I'd feel these things for Jack!"
Rose let out a particularly loud sob.
"There, there," Donna turned to Jack. "I decided to forgive. I knew that this would happen sometime."
Jack looked insulted. "What?"
"You're both almost immortal and I've seen the way you look at each other."
They both looked as if someone has ran in front of them naked and insulted their mother.
"Ahh," Jack choked out.
"What's going on?"
Donna waved at Martha as she came into the room. "Jack and the Doctor are gay for each other and Rose is heartbroken."
Martha sighed. "Okay."
"Jack," Donna said. "What about the baby?"
"We'll help out," Jack offered. "Me and my baby kins are fine with it."
Rose started wailing again.
"Shh, shh, it's alright," Donna shushed.
"Okay guys, time's up!" Jack suddenly announced.
Rose sat up. She was laughing so hard there were tears streaming down her face.
"That was pure gold!" she exclaimed.
"I can't believe I had to kiss him," the Doctor muttered. "I'm probably crawling with STDs."
Jack frowned at him but grinned. "Your faces were priceless."
Donna groaned. "I can't believe I fell for it."
"You're not the only one," Martha sighed, pursing her lips.
They were all quiet for a while.
"Baby kins?" Rose demanded.
They all laughed.
"A slumber party?"
"In my room!"
"Alright!"
The Doctor watched, baffled. Perhaps he should do an experiment on women. They were very confusing.
"Can I come?" Ianto asked fragily. Donna beamed at him.
"Of course you can, Yan!"
"What about me?" Jack interjected.
"No."
He sighed. "Worth a shot."
"You men can have your man party elsewhere."
"But I'm a man!"
"Ianto, dear, you're gay. You'll have a better time with us."
Ianto shrugged. It was a good point.
"So when is it?"
"Half an hour good?"
"Okay! I'll get Martha."
"I'll get food!"
Rose sauntered away to Martha's room and Donna headed to the kitchen.
"Have a good time," Jack told Ianto gruffly. "There was a time when I would have been invited to all the girl's slumber party."
"Yeah, okay Jack," Ianto muttered. "Let him have this, Ianto."
Jack frowned at the Welshman, who ignored him and left.
"So," Jack began, staring at the Doctor. "What are we gonna do?"
"Well," the Doctor said. "I was planning on fixing the sonic modulator-"
"NO!" Jack shouted. "If the women get to have a good time, I want to too!"
The Doctor sighed loudly. "Fine."
"Yay! I'll get the vodka!"
Before his friend could protest, Jack disappeared.
"And then he said?"
Ianto took a deep breath. "He said 'sorry, but I have my own extremely sexy Welshman waiting for me'!"
They all squealed.
"Aww, you guys are so cute," Rose gushed. "I wish the Doctor did things like that."
"Oh, I know right? Jack never does that," Donna moaned.
"Tom does," Martha sighed.
"Lucky lass," Rose giggled.
They were all sitting around Rose's shockingly pink room, eating cupcakes.
"I like cupcakes. Cupcakes are cool," Rose informed them, who was eating a pink cupcake (of course).
"Agreed," Donna, well, agreed.
"Yep," Martha added.
"Yeah," Ianto finished.
"So wanna watch a movie?" Martha asked, piling her hair up on her head.
"Ooo, the Notebook?"
"What else is there?"
"So."
"So."
"So,"
"So."
"ENOUGH!" Jack thundered.
"Rassilon, no need to shout."
Jack took a shot. "Let's play I Never."
"Yeah, alright," the Doctor cautiously agreed.
"I never… shagged Rose."
The Doctor looked scandalized.
"I… I… uh…"
"Take a drink, Doctor. I know you have."
Flushing, he took a drink.
"My turn. I have never… never…" his face brightened and he took on a smug expression. "I have never worn your coat!"
Jack stared at him.
The Doctor smirked at him.
He sighed and took a swig.
"My turn, I suppose. Erm… I have never loved Rose more then a friend."
The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Why are they all Rose-related?"
"There's only been two!"
"Yes, and all of them have involved Rose."
"There have only been two!"
The Doctor didn't take a drink.
Jack stared at him some more. His cheeks were flushed from all the vodka.
"Doctor? Why aren't you taking a drink?"
He sighed piteously. "I don't know if I love Rose."
Jack took a deep breath and leaned back in his chair. It was going to be a long night.
All four of them were sobbing.
Rose and Ianto were curled into each other, wailing and Donna and Martha were sniffling loudly, wiping their eyes.
"So.. sad," Ianto cried.
"I know!"
"Guys," Martha began, trying fruitlessly to wipe the tears off her face. "We have to watch a happy movie now."
"We do?"
"Yeah, to make ourselves feel better."
Rose nodded. "Alright. Go ahead, you can choose. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
She stood up and headed for the kitchen.
"It started during the prank."
Jack tensed. "Oh dear god. I'm not gay for you, okay? So you can just give that dream up-"
"No, no," the Doctor cut in. "I mean, Rose is wonderful! Absolutely wonderful, but sometimes I wonder."
Jack stared at the ceiling. This was such a fun night.
"Wonder about what?" he asked in a monotone.
"I mean… I'm a Time Lord!"
"I noticed."
"And she's human! Our races don't mix."
"Uh-huh."
"And while her bravery and courage and compassion are outstanding, her intelligence is a little spotty."
Jack started paying attention because no one, not even the Doctor, insulted his Rose.
"Yeah?"
"Yes. She dropped out of school and-"
"Doctor, Rose is amazing."
"I know! But we don't really fit."
"If you really loved her," Jack began coldly. "You would make it fit."
"But that's just it," the Doctor sighed. "I don't know if I really love her."
Before Jack could reply, an angry and hurt voice rang out.
"Oh, yeah? Good to know!"
The Doctor's face paled.
Because standing there, eyes shiny with unshed tears, was Rose.
A/N
:O
Drama! I decided to shake it up.. and left a cliff hanger. Oops.
Blame it on the fact I'm in a bad mood… warning: next part is rant-y.
Today I was being on Omegle, looking for my soul mate (don't judge -_-) when I started talking to this guy, who I have decided was my soul mate.
We were about to exchange emails and whatnot when my INTERNET GAVE OUT! WTF, WI-FI? Oh, don't mind me, I was just MEETING MY SOULMATE!
It was very sad.
I will be forever alone.
Might as well go buy a zillion cats now! Not like I'm GONNA MARRY MY SOULMATE OR ANYTHING!
Yep, told you it was ranty. I'm just sad :'(
Anyways, please review! That's like the only thing that can make me happy :D
PWC