Snowsong: I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS! If I did, Ferncloud wouldn't be a kit machine, Sandstorm would. XD
Tiggerstar: Of course she doesn't own the Warriors! I do!
Snowsong: Then why didn't you win the Great Battle?
Mapleshade: Ooh, you need some ice for that burn
Tiggerclaw?
Tiggerstar: Oh, Mapleshade you are so dead!
Mapleshade: Hey, you're right! I am dead!

Tiggerstar: *Leaps at Mapleshade with claws unsheathed*
Mapleshade: Oh goody! A training session!
Mapleshade: *Fights with Tigerstar*

Snowsong: OK, before anyone else gets hurt, let us get on with this! Oh, and be sure to review!


Prolouge

Tiggerstar paced the enclosed space where a few other Dark Forest members stood. He remembered how StarClan had given him his spirit 'body' back, and how they had renamed him 'Tiggerstar' as punishment for all the terrible things he'd done in his life. Of all the names why had they named him Tiggerstar? They had done the same with his son, previously known as Hawkfrost. They renamed him Hotfrost, just because the name made no sense at all. Finally he looked up. The most important Dark Forest cats were supposed to be here already. "Where is that naughty Thistleclaw?" Tiggerstar growled. "He was supposed to be here ages ago!" Just then Thistleclaw skidded into the clearing. "Sorry," he panted. "I had to use the dirtplace."

Tiggerstar stared at Thistleclaw wildly. "But you're dead! We can't even eat in the Place of No Stars! Why did you need to use the dirtplace? Do we even have one?" Thistleclaw looked kind of uncomfortable, so Tiggerstar carried on his plotting. After talking to himself for a while, he suddenly popped his head up.

"I've got it!" Tiggerstar exclaimed. Redwillow jerked awake; he had fallen asleep on his paws. The other Dark Forest cats present, Hotfrost, Thistleclaw, Redwillow, Breezepelt, and Mapleshade moved closer to Tiggerstar.

"You know much about twolegs?" Tiggerstar asked no cat in particular. "Well, I do! Remember my father, Pinestar, became a kittypet? I hunted him down in StarClan a few days after they resurrected my spirit to find out why he did. I never found out, but somehow Pinestar and I got on the topic of twoleg holidays-"

"What's a holly-day?" Thistleclaw interrupted. Tiggerstar ignored him. "-And he told me about one called 'Halloween'. That's where the twoleg kits go around and steal candy from other twolegs." Tiggerstar grinned a mad grin. "Isn't that evil? Twolegs like doing evil too!"

"How does that tie in with getting revenge on the Clans?" Asked Mapleshade stupidly. Tiggerstar grinned even more madly, if that was possible, and said; "Oh you'll see…"

"Dark Forest warriors, assemble!" Tiggerstar called. Then the entire clearing was filled with stinky Dark Forest warriors.

Tiggerstar wrinkled his nose. "Eew…. You guys need to take a bath!"

"But we don't have a bathtub," some cat protested.

Tiggerstar cleared his throat and grabbed a microphone out of thin air. "All cats strong enough to prank their own enemy gather, and hear what I have to tell you!"

"We will be pranking the Clans! Yes, this includes StarClan! Me, Hotfrost and Mapleshade will assign who you prank."

"Hotfrost, you will prank Mistystar and Bramblestar."

"Mapleshade, you'll prank Sandstorm and Spottedleaf."

"Redwillow, you get Blackstar and Tawnypelt."

"Breezepelt, you'll scare Onestar, Crowfeather and Ashfoot."

"I will prank Firestar!"

And so Tiggerstar, Mapleshade, and Hotfrost continued to name who each cat would prank.


Hey people! I am gonna sorta re-write this and actually put it in order... So review! Once I get at least 5 reviews I will post the next chapter- I already have it written!