Testing of Johnny

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I don't actually like this show in the slightest, nor do I care about it. But I've seen enough to write a parody of it. And it would be only fitting since it somehow managed to garner one hundred episodes.

It was a normally quiet day in Porkbelly... wait a minute. Quiet day, in Porkbelly?

Didn't think so.

"Man am I bored!" Johnny Test exclaimed as he was playing a typically generic game on a generic system with his talking dog Dukey. "I wanna do something exciting!"

Dukey was about to respond when he raised his right paw, hearing the annoying whip crack sound. "Damn it! Why must every single action be riddled with these stupid whip cracks?" He rightfully complained as a whip crack sound was played every time he made a motion.

Johnny shrugged as the whip crack sound played again. "Dunno, but personally, I just take it in stride." He then farted as he sighed. "Like so."

Suddenly Johnny's sisters, Mary and Susan, entered the living room, knocking the door down. Dukey screamed as he jumped into Johnny's arms, the whip crack sound being played.

"Whoa!" Johnny exclaimed as he blinked while holding Dukey. "Didn't see that coming!"

A guitar riff then played for no reason as Susan grabbed Dukey, while Mary grabbed Johnny.

"There's no time to waste!" Mary exclaimed as she shook Johnny. "We found a new way to get to Gil, but we gotta test it on you!"

"Aww, seriously?" Johnny groaned as he rolled his eyes. "But I wanna be a sack of crap all day!"

"Not today, you won't!" Susan exclaimed as she pumped her right arm into the air, a whip crack noise playing as she nodded her head. "Now come on, let's get testing! Johnny Testing!"

Canned laughter played as another guitar riff was heard, with Johnny and Dukey being dragged into the girls' secret lab.

"I know I saw this somewhere!" Johnny exclaimed as he was dragged away from the living room.