Hiya! I'm back with another addition to StBFB! I may just leave this in progress now, because I never know when inspiration might hit to write something else. I hope you guys like this one. It's not as funny as I hoped it would be, but I took the time to type it out and so I won't let it go to waste. Those of you waiting for These Occasions updates, you'll get at least three this week. Ya know why? Because it's Bamon Week on Tumblr and I will take full advantage of it! (=

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Matrimonial Imagination

"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of company, to join my OTP in holy matrimony."

The two are face to face, happily awaiting Stefan to continue. When they asked him to officiate the wedding he had been more than happy to do it, considering it's his OTP. Stefan had even planned the whole wedding, decorations and all. There's a red velvet cake-Bonnie's favorite-shaped in the letters B and D; and a group of birds off to the side waiting to be released.

"Into this holy state, these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together let them speak now-and feel my teeth in your neck-or forever hold you peace."

Everyone was present, dressed up, and ready to send the happy couple off to a life full of blissful marriage and love. Stefan couldn't contain his tears as he continued the officiant and struggled to keep it together when they both spoke their vows. He took out a tissue and noisily blew his nose; who knew vampires had snot?

"Damon, we've gone through hard and angsty times. We started off completely despising one another, at one point trying to kill each other!" Everyone gives a good laugh and nods of agreement. "But at some point through all the bickering and the dislike, you grew on me and I grew on you, and we just kind of changed. We changed a lot actually. We were no longer just Damon and just Bonnie. We became Damon and Bonnie, and because of that I wouldn't change our past for anything in the world. Everything that happened brought us together and I will never regret it." She paused for a brief second and finished, "And I will forever be grateful of Stefan's schemes and tricks at getting us together. He's just the best person I've ever met, along with his lover Silas. If it hadn't been for Stefan and his obsession for his OTP, we really wouldn't be here. He's the real reason we're getting married and I'll forever be in debt to him. I guess as a thank you, we can name our kids after him. They'll all be named Stefan because he's just that amazing." Stefan let out a small cough. Doing a girls voice really was hard work.

He chuckled and waved a dismissive and humble hand, "Oh stop it you. I am awesome though, aren't I?"

He lowered his voice to fit Damon, "Oh yes Stefan, you're the perfect brother. I've always loved you and I never really wanted to make your life miserable. I was just butt hurt that you had better hair. But thank you for doing this. I'll never say a mean thing to you ever again. And like Bonnie said, we'll name our kids after you. I didn't even know we could have kids, but Klaus can-his triflin ass did with that bitch Hayley-so I guess we can too!"

Before Damon could start his vows, Stefan heard a knock on his door.

"Stefan, who the hell are you talking to?" Damon's voice came through and the the panic settled over the fanboy.

"Uh... Um.. N-nothing! Just a minute!" His voice cracked as he rushed to put everything away. He threw the dolls resembling everyone under his bed, but not before making Doll Damon and Doll Bonnie kiss. He shoved the cake behind in his, and tossed the cage of birds out the window just when his door opened. As he panted and tried to get rid his nervousness, he didn't notice Doll Bonnie was still peeking out from under his bed. He just stared at Damon, eyebrows raised and looking suspicious.

"What's going on? You look like you're up to something." Damon was squinting and looking around his brother's room when his eyes stopped on the doll lying on the floor. "What's that? Ha! Playing with Barbie dolls now, Stefan? I always knew you were a little on the feminine side."

"What?" He followed Damon's eyes, his own getting large when he saw 'Bonnie' beside his feet. "No! I'm not playing with Barbies. Pssh please. I was just... I was.. Well..." He nervously laughed and scratched his head.

"Yeah yeah, there's no denying it. The evidence is right there. Don't worry bother, I won't tell anyone." He winked and stared at the doll some more. "Huh. Ya know, that kind of looks like Judgey." picking up the doll, his eyes got bigger. "Wow, actually that's look exactly like her. Why is she wearing a wedding dress? Looks kind of cute."

At those words, all Stefan could see was Damon and Doll Bonnie in a church, kissing as they finally say 'I do.' It's the most glorious vision he's ever seen, and now he's back to sobbing and having a feels attack.

Damon's not exactly sure what's happening, so instead of interrupting his brothers dramatic moment, he trows the doll down and heads out the door. He looks back to see Stefan still crying and and muttering words under his breath about 'I do' and 'feels.' Shaking his head, he heads out in the back yard to the woods to go hunt when something shiny catches his eye. Walking up the object, he's notices it's a cage with... birds? "What the hell?" He picks up the cage, and sees a tag attached to the door. Damon is shocked at what he reads on the tag. He drops the cage and head back in the house to give his brother the lecture of a lifetime.

"STEFAN!"

Meanwhile, the cage lies on the ground, tag still attached to the door reading the words,

To be released for the wedding of Stefan Salvatore's OTP, Bamon's, wedding.

Hope you guys liked it! Tell me what you think! (=

-T