I...I don't know what to say about this story. Just that I was thinking of both Harry Potter and Coca-Cola at the same time, and...well...here's this.

Harry dropped the last ingredient into his cauldron stirred for a minute then stood back.

"I did it," Harry said with pride and excitement. "I did it, it's complete. This will change history forever!" Harry pumped his fists in the air while staring at the ceiling, everyone watching him.

Snape standing just a few feet from the boy said. "And what might that be?"

"I recreated the Coca-cola recipe." Harry grabbed the ladle poured some coke into one of his test tubes and took a sip.

"Ten points from Gryffindor for not making the right potion." Snape sneered.

Harry burped then thrust the test tube in front of Snape. "Want a sip?"

"No thank you." Snape stood there as if waiting for something. Turns out he was. "Well?"

Harry looked confused. "Well what?"

"What do you say?" The over grown bat said with a stern voice.

"About what?" By now Harry was even more confused.

"Five points from Gryffindor for lack of manners." Not one second after Harry turned back to his cauldron full of cola that Snape leaned over the smaller male and whispered so only he could hear. "Bring a test tube of it up to my desk before you leave." The hot breath of the potions professor sent a shiver down Harry's spine. Snape walked away

from Harry leaving a blush on the boy's face.

*facepalms* I have absolutely no idea why this came to mind.