So how did this get on my account? I did't write this. I'm far to innocent! *sarcastic*

this is about 2p!japan finding japan's hentai collection and he doesn't get why he likes it. So japan will have to teach him firsthand.

The first part isn't very interesting so you can skip it if you like it's just to give you an idea of their relationship.

I just got of from work. I was walking home dreading my arrival there.

Ever since england-san and Oliver-san had created a permanent crack between their dimensions Kiku had been coming over a lot.

When I'd come home I'd often find Kiku sound asleep in my bed with a few beer cans or a bottle of sake wearing nothing but his boxers and the load of bandages he always needed.

Not everything about him coming over was bad. He often cleaned up my house and fed my pets. we got along on a few topics, mainly martial arts and horror movies/games. But he could at least warn me when he was coming over.

"tadaima." I took of my coat and anxiously awaited a reply.

"Yo! Welcome home." and indeed he'd come over again.

It was friday so maybe a movie would shut him up. Kiku sat at my coffee table in a black shirt and pair of jeans.

"how's life?" he asked handing me my casual clothes.

"fine. On your side?"

"Great since I met you" he said with a smile. He obviously didn't understand what those words meant to me .he was just referring to freeloading at my place. But it still made me blush like a moron! I ran into another room to hide my burning cheeks.

"Are you okay?" Kiku asked.

"y-yes, why?" everything was okay as long as he didn't see me blush again! He'd laugh!

"most people don't change their getup in their kitchen at my place"

"u-uhm..." crap... what now? I ran into the kitchen without thinking

"I-I'm fine I just d-don't feel like changing today"

"fine with me" he opened the door and took the clothes back. He didn't bother to look at my face thank god!

"would you like some coffee?" I'd finally recovered from the remark he'd made

"no thanks. I'll have some sake"

"you drank the last of it last night!"

"that's why I brought some over" he came back into the kitchen with 2 bottles in his hand

"let's drink!" he said with a grin

"why do you come here everyday anyways?" we'd finished 1 and a half bottles of sake together by now and I felt my face grow hotter.

"to be with you." he said with the same smile he always had.

It reminded me of the mona lisa France-san had shown me. it was a smile from which you could make out happiness nor sadness. it was rather frustrating.

"you're always asleep when I come home"

did he really not know what he was saying? Or did he do this on purpose? Argh! Reading the atmosphere had always been my best skill but I never managed to figure this guy out!

"Well you could just wake me up. I wouldn't mind if you crawled in the bed with me either."

he was doing it on purpose. I was sure of it. I'm not gonna give him what he wants!

"I couldn't possibly wake up a guest." I took another sip of sake

"I just like knowing you're nearby. You never notice but I'm awake when you wake up"

I almost choked on the sake. I kissed his forehead once before going to work as a 'thank you' for the work he did in my house but if he was awake...

"You Should Have Let Me Know!" I snapped a lot louder than intended

"sorry but you wouldn't be so nice to me if you'd have known" he stared at me with half lidded eyes while sipping from his sake cup.

*yawn* I was the first to give in to my fatigue.

"you tired?" I just nodded

"then I'll let you sleep in your own room tonight. I'll use the guest room." with that he strolled of to the bedroom.

I finally put on my pajamas, brushed my teeth and got into bed.

This is where the fun starts!

I woke up very early that morning. There was someone sitting near my feet. It was Kiku. Just wearing his jeans which he didn't even bother to zip up. He was reading something. That was quite rare. I'd never sen him read before and he must've had a reason for doing it here right?

"you awake?" he asked

"yes. Would you honestly mind getting fully dressed before coming in here?"

"to think you'd mind ya perv!" he chuckled

"I BEG YOUR PARDON!" he held the book in front of my face. And shoved a large box my direction.

"OH. MY. GOD."

he'd found my whole collection. From yaoi to BDSM. All of it.

I buried my face in my hands and fell back onto the pillows.

Alright. Now there are a few things that can happen I thought to myself

1 he'll make fun of me

2 he'll tell the others

3 he'll avoid me

4 he'll hate me

"I don't get it" this wasn't on my list...

"what~" I said without getting up

"this" he said pointing at the image of a girl being hit with a whip

"how can anyone get turned on by this. Let lone a drawing of it." he was making fun of me.

I looked at his face. Expecting a mocking expression but... he really didn't get it? Apparently I looked surprised cause he continued

"sex is a method of leaving offspring. so what's all this crap for?" was this idiot gonna make me explain?!

"it's more fun that way" I put a pillow over my head hoping he'd shut up.

I was i little surprised he didn't understand. I expected him to be... kinda sadistic I guess. I thought he'd like it rough, judging from the fact he was my straightforward mannerless counterpart. who would have thought someone like him would like it soft and fluffy. well if it wasn't his style that was fine.

"let's try it!" he said cheerfully

"WHAT?"

"let's have sex like in this book. you said it was fun."

"I understood you the first time! Are you serious?!"

"yes"

"ARGH!" I slammed my head into the pillow once more.

"I can take a hint. I wont suggest this again." Kiku said calmly. thank god!

"if you don't want to do it that's fine"

...well I always wanted to try it. But I imagined it would be someone I'd had a long term relationship with. he was too straightforward about this!

On the other hand we had been living together for a while and he tried to understand me unlike some of my lovers in the past. and he was unintentionally romantic sometimes.

Is it too late to reconsider that offer?

"is it that you don't wanna be hurt or are ya just not interested in me?"

he continued! There's still a chance! (god, he was right. I really am a pervert)

"it's not like that. You misunderstand I-" he cut me off.

"I never get it! And it's pissing me of! And in case you don't get it either: I AM AN IDIOT! I WON'TUNDERSTAND ANYTHING UNLESS YOU TELL ME!"

he grabbed me by my shoulders pushed me deeper into the pillows and forced me to look up at him.

"Just tell me" he seemed desperate. why did he get so worked up over this?

"what do you want me to tell you?" I tried to sound calm but I didn't do a very good job.

"Why can't we do it? What do you think of me? How should I act around you to make you get it?" he kissed my forehead and stared me in the eyes.

he was worried about this the whole time?

"I don't mind doing it with you but you shouldn't be so straightforward about it. Don't take this lightly!"

"I understand" he let go of my shoulders and sat down beside me.

"you are an idiot but I do like you." he nodded

"and I think I already understand how you feel"

I leaned in and kissed him. It was just a small kiss. I didn't even use my tongue but I think I pressed a button that should have been left untouched.

I'll write about de smex in the next chapter or it would get to long. (sorry but I'll upload it soon)

now let's all pray that my mom and my yaoi disliking friend don't ever read this. (they think I'm still innocent : )