Uh, hello guys \o/

This plot came all of sudden into my head. And since I had somekind trouble at writing dialogues so.. I wrote this XD

Warning : Okita's language, grammatical problem, typo, OOC-ness (I hope not so. But if you find it feel free to tell me. Better safe than sorry, hehe.)

this story was not intended to be sho-ai since I'm fond of their sibling-like relationship (more like strict mother and mischievous son sometimes :3).But you can take it that way if you want to :D

Disclaimer : Hakuoki: Shinsengumi Kitan belongs to Good Idea Factory

Enjoy~ And good luck.

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"I had a cold." A blunt statement.

"You had a cold." Another blunt statement.

"Yup." A nod.

"An almost four years old cold."

"Uh..."

"How am I supposed to believe that?" A raised eyebrow.

"I'm not lying." A shrug.

An exasperated sigh. "No. You're not. You're just joking. An awful joke that was not funny, even at the first place."

"But shinpattsan laughed." An innocent confused face.

"I. Am. Not. SHINPACHI!" A growl ended with a yell.

"Don't be so jealous Hijikata-san... You're such a douche." He pouted, leaning his face on one hand.

Hijikata twitched,"Okita, do you remember our regulations?"

Okita was silent for awhile, "Uh, yeah...sure."

Hijikata inhaled an exhaled slowly,"Good. What are they?"

Okita pondered for a moment, then he took a deep breath, "Don't screw the bushido, don't leave the shinsengumi, don't raise your own money, don't fuss over someone else's ass, don't piss Hijikata-san off if you don't wan't him to push you to commit suicide." Okita said it in one breath with eyes closed and a mock solemn face.

"Do not screw the rules!" Hijikata snapped.

"I didn't! I just said it in my own words." Okita pouted.

"The last rule is: Engaging in private fights was prohibited." Hijikata explained.

Okita mouthed an 'o' "I don't remember that one. Did you made it up?"

"I AM the one who made the whole regulation Okita." Hijikata exhales very.. very slowly. And Okita noticed it.

"No wonder the regulation sounds really poetic."

"You are NOT going to tease me about THAT again."

"Looks like I'm going to be grounded." Okita's eyes widened in realization "I'm pissing Hijikata-san off! I'm going to die!"

Hijikata winced. "Yes and no. Seppuku."

"Aw man... You don't need to do that." Okita whine and murmured to himself, "I'm going to die soon anyway."

"Indeed." Hijikata twitched at the tone Okita made. "Twice."

"What?"

"Seppuku. Twice." Said Hijikata matter of factly.

"How..am I supposed to do that?" Hijikata could see Okita's eyes twitched and proud of himself because of it.

"Seppuku. Ressurection. Seppuku. Ressurection."

Okita grinned, "you don't want me to die, do you Hijikata-san?"

Hijikata sighed, "not really. I want to kill you with my own hands."

"Oh!" Okita launched himself upon Hijikata all of sudden and exclaimed, "How sweet of you!"

Hijikata pushed Okita off abruptly, "knocked it off Okita! What actually happened?" Hijikata shouted.

Okita answered easy going-ly, "I had a cold. It is going to be better soon. I didn't cough at all the whole day." Cough cough.

"Alright then. May I assume that it was the tatami who was coughing."

"Okita..."

Okita stands up, "sorry Hijikata-san. It's my time to patrol." He perform an apologetic smile and made his way to the door.

Hijikata watched his retreating back in silence until he remembered something, "this is not your patrol shift. It is Saitou's. Where the hell do you think you are going?"

"Running away from you of course." Okita gave him an innocent look.

Hijikata twitched, snapped, and goes berserk, "OKITA SOUJI, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! WERE NOT FINISHED YET!"

Okita ran backwards, cupping his hand around his mouth, and shouted, "YES I KNOW! I LOVE YOU TOO HIJIKATA-SAN!" before he sped through the alleyway and disappear in a turn, "Bye! Bye!" his voice fade near the end.

Hijikata slammed his hand to the floor, he know he could not outrun him. Maybe he shloudn't push it too far.

"A cold my ass..."

A/n:

I'm trying to perform Okita's evil joke in here, but I don't know if I succeeded or not :(

So, please tell me what do you think about this piece :D

Say something in the review box, I reeeeally need one of those .

I accept flames too! XD

Thank you for reading this!

Btw do you think I should made more of this short conversation?