Hiya bros. This is my first ever Conker story, so PLEASE be nice. Rareware was going to be making a Conker game, as much of you bros know called Conker's Other Bad Fur Day. But, they never did. I wish they would have. Well, since they didn't, I'M GOING TO. This story has some OCs in it, but yeah.. So, sit back and enjoy bros.

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Chapter 1

"Conker! It's time to wake up!" Rodent, the gray squirrel that Conker met when he was at war, called, knocking on the door.

The orange (he looks fucking orange to me... XD. Even if everyone things he's red. XD.) squirrel sighed and woke to another day of being king. He never asked to be king of the land. He never asked to go on the adventure that had led him to where he was today.

If he hadn't got drunk that night, then Berri would still be alive. He would be at home with her right now, instead of her being dead and him being the king.

He should had brought her back when he had the chance, when the game locked up and the person playing it let him do things that wasn't normally part of a game.

But, there was nothing he could do about it now, Sighing, Conker put the crown on his head, and tried to fix it, but it never did stay right on his head. The young squirrel walked over to the doors that were closed and opened them. ready to start another day of being king..

"Your majesty!" a small weasel scientist IN TRAINING bowed.

"We have brought you the royal chocolate pancakes!"

Conker nodded, holding back a sigh. It was his 2nd day of being king.. He still wasn't use to this kind of thing. He didn't think he'd ever get use to his new life.

"Yeah... Thanks."

After eating the pancakes, the squirrel headed out of the castle, fixing his crown once again. Rodent stopped him.

"Where you goin' Conker?" he asked in his little weak, squeaky voice.

"Out," he told his general. "Watch the place for me, okay?"

"Sure.."

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Rain fell from the sky, making Conker more un-happy than he already was. He walked to the sign were his adventure had begun. He fell on his knees in front of the sign and began letting it all out as the rain began getting his face wet, because of it, he couldn't tell if ge was crying or not. He turned, so he had his back against the sign.

"Why Berri?" Conker asked, putting his gloved hands over his eyes and some of his face. "Why didn't I bring you back when I had the chance? Why did you have to die?"

Conker removed his hand from his face and looked at a small puddle beside him.

"Look at yourself Conker, you've become a shadow of your former self."

It was true. He began having flashbacks of what his life was like before this adventure, He remembered being close to his family, his friends, and even his dearest Berri, but one day, he changed, he became more greedy than caring, he disrespected his parents, He treated his old friends like utter shit, and he started treating Berri wrong, but she didn't care, she knew that deep down he really cared for her. And it wasn't untill now that he realized it.

"You got nothing and no one to blame but yourself Conker," he said to the reflection.

He didn't realize it but a drop of rain fell onto the reflection, and it changed. Conker saw himself, all happy and care free, with the smile of Child mischief. It was his life before he became king, but now that life was dead. And his crown represented that. He placed it back on his head and started to head back to the castle. But, he stopped, and looked back up at the sky, frowning.

"Berri.. If you can hear me, I'm sorry for everything that's happened..."

"Conker, honey!"

Conker's ears perked up at the sound. He glanced around seeing no one but himself. So, who just called out to him?

"Great, now my mind's trying to trick me with things," he sighed, turning once more and began to walk slowly, head and tail down, and ears flatten, back to the castle.

"How rude Cnky-poo!" Berri came out of mist and shook her head.

"Not only did you NOT come on our date, but now yu reject me even though I'm right in front of you."

Conker looked up once more and saw Berri. He blinked a few times, mouth opened slightly in shock.

"Berri? But.. How.. I saw you... Get shot.." The words were chocked out. They were painful for him to say.

The aparation giggled.

"Oh Conkypoo...You remember the cutie pie reaper right? well he sent me here on a little arrend. Conky poo...he needs you to revive me...because..."

The reaper cut in and pointed his boney finger at Berri.

"Because she is annoying the hell outta me got it squirrel?! I want her out...gone KAPUT! I can't take any more of her shit!"

Conker scratched his head. "Right.. But, how do I do that? It's not like I can just magicly go to space and find the body... Even if I really want to.."

Gregg sighed. "No, but you can do these things, beat three bosses that hold her keepsakes, climb a poo mountain to get the gun that killed her, eat your way through a chokolate hill to avenge her death, cross the ginger river, and reach the sacred place where she is barried so you can pour pee from a pheonix on all her things and body thus brinig her back and GETTING HER OIUT OF MY HAIR!"

"It's gonna be one of those days.. I just know it," Conker sighed. "Well.. It seems like a good deal to me... Anything to get Berri back."

"Good. oh and Conker...this is a three player game. I hope you have adequit help..."

"Three player game, huh?"

"Yes. and there is more. Each player has a backup in case they lose all their lives. So, say your friend has to pee and they fall into a pit. They respawn as their backup person. if they poo and they fall again, a teammate has to revive them by pressing Z repeatedly. You need a medic with you, so take the weasel."

"Alright.."

"Is that all? Well it can't be helped. Get your things. then begin the adventure! Please before my sanity is gone!"

Conker nodded and went off.