(Just a fair warning, this chapter involves sex. Between children. It's not good sex, though. I suck at writing sex by myself. So it's horrible sex between kids. Enjoy!)
Cooper loved preschool. He loved the toys, he loved the people, and he loved coloring. The day after he walked in on his parents' relations, he was especially excited about going. He had a friend named Lisa, and him and Lisa liked to share information with each other. She was the source of most of Cooper's information, and the preschool probably should have sent someone to check out her living condition, because a six-year-old knowing so much about sex and swearing wasn't healthy.
"Hey. Hey Lisa. Lisa. Lisa, you dumb whore." Cooper said as he walked to the doll area, where Lisa had a Barbie and Ken doll engaging in relations.
"Yeah, Cooper, you damn cunt?" Lisa said, putting the dolls down.
"What's a cunt?" Cooper asked, temporarily forgetting what he came over to tell Lisa.
"It means you're a lesbian." Lisa explained.
"What's a lesbian?"
"Someone who likes girls."
"Oh. Well, guess what?" Cooper said excitedly.
"What?"
"I walked in on my mommy and daddy fucking last night!"
Lisa's face broke into a grin. "Really? Lucky!"
"Yep. And those weirdos had mayonnaise on their bed." Cooper told her, picking up the Ken doll. He poked it's crotch and then put it down. "Ken doesn't have a dick. Psh."
"I don't think that was mayonnaise, Coop. It was probably cum." Lisa said, staring at the Ken doll.
"What the fuck is cum?" Cooper asked.
"It's white stuff that comes out of your dick. Girls make it, too, but they keep it in their vaginas." Lisa took both the Barbie and Ken dolls and made Ken eat Barbie's pussy. "Hey, hey Coop. We should fuck."
"We totally should, Lisa." Cooper said. "How do you do it?"
"Just, y'know, put your dick inside of me." Lisa said, as she started stripping.
"That sounds painful, Lisa." Cooper said, as he, too, started stripping. Cooper and Lisa crawled behind the Barbie house so their teacher, Ms Delvecchio, wouldn't catch them.
"Okay. First, I make you hard." Lisa whispered, as she grabbed Cooper's already huge dick. She rubbed it a few times, and it got hard.
"Ohhhhh, Lisa, that feels good!" Cooper said.
"Good. Now lie on top of me." Lisa commanded, lying on the floor. "And feel free to play with my boobies."
Cooper laid on top of Lisa, and squeezed her nonexistent boobs. "Like this?" He asked.
"Yeah, like that." Lisa said, a look of overall discomfort on both of their faces. "Now rub your waist against mine until your dick goes inside."
Cooper obeyed, and his dick slid inside of Lisa's vagina. The looks on their faces now became somewhat pained.
Before they could go any farther, one of their classmates, Natalie, saw them.
"Oh my gosh! What are you two doing?" She asked, pulling the dollhouse away and revealing Lisa and Cooper's naked bodies.
"We're fucking." Lisa said.
"What's fucking? It looks painful!" Natalie asked, her no-longer-innocent eyes scanning Lisa and Cooper's bodies.
"It's when a boy puts his penis into either a girl's pussy or a guy's ass, but that's only if you're gay like my brother, Blaine. He's gonna put his dick in a lot of asses, oh yes." Cooper said.
"EWWW!" Natalie screamed.
Ms Delvecchio walked over there to see what the commotion was.
"COOPER! LISA! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?" Ms Delvecchio shouted.
"They're fucking, Ms D." Natalie told her, because Natalie had a hard time pronouncing "Delvecchio".
"Heehee. Ms D wants the D." Cooper said with a giggle.
Ms Delvecchio turned a shade of red. "Both of you get up and put your clothes on. This is highly inappropriate behavior."
"Fine, fine. Calm your tits. It's not our fault that you can't get laid." Lisa said as she slipped on her rather slutty mini skirt and low-cut tank top (not that there was much to see).
"Do not talk to me like that!" Ms Delvecchio said angrily.
Cooper put his clothes on and walked away to go color. He drew his baby brother, Blaine, being fucked by his father. "Daddy is gay, Blainey is gay, mommy is gay, everyone's gay!" Cooper hummed to himself as he drew.
That was the last day Cooper ever saw Lisa. Because she got arrested because Lisa was secretly a 56-year-old midget.