This is a VERY short story and by short i mean VERY VERY VERY short so i apologize ! but i still hope you like it my friends on deviantART loved it and thought it was hilarious !
Cliffjumper woke with a start and ran out of his quarters and ran down the halls of the Autobot base and pulls the little fire alarm that was there waking all the Autobots and making it drizzle in the base due to the sprinklers in the ceiling, he could hear all the Autobots moaning and groaning all except Optimus of course who just walked into the main lobby and stares at Cliffjumper confused " Cliffjumper is there a reason you pulled that alarm?" Optimus asked calmly as the other Autobots joined them in the main lobby all sleepy. " This better be good Cliffjumper." Arcee says with a huff " It is, i had the weirdest dream!" he says raising his servos up, Ratchets optic twitches as he hears this " Uughhh please for the love of Primus not this again." he said as Cliffjumper grabs Bulkhead " BULKHEAD WHY DIDN'T YA TELL ME YA HAD A THING FOR BREAKDOWN!" He asks, Bulkhead stares at Cliffjumper confused " I have a what for Breakdown...?" he asks and blinks slightly, Cliffjumper lets him go and goes to Arcee " AND CEE WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT THAT SPIDER LADY SHE'S FRAGGING CREEPY WHY WOULD YOU KISS HER WHY?!" He says and goes to Ratchet " AND YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU...wait...oh wait yes I can i kinda figured you had a thing for Knockout." he said and Ratchets face pales " UGH WHAT?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CLIFFJUMPER?!" He yells at the red scout but was ignored as he went to Bumblebee " Sorry bee but if Knockout likes Breakdown ya can't have him." he said Bumblebee looking at him confused -Beep beep whirl ?- Bumblee bee said optics narrowing, but Cliffjumper ignored it " And Wheeljack if ya like Bulkhead that much you should tell him, he said walking past the wreker, Wheeljack coughed and nearly died at this. Cliffjumper then goes to Optimus " And Optimus you can not frag the decepticon medic shame on you, now it's your fault that his carrying and i should apologize for you." he said and goes to the monitor, everyone froze when they saw him comm the Decepticon war ship " CLIFFJUMPER NO!" They all said including the Prime, but it was to late.
ON THE NEMESIS:
Starscream stares at the monitor and out of nowhere the Autobots signal pops up as they asked to speak with them " Um...Lord Megatron the Autobots wish to speak to you." Starscream says looking over to the war lord who was sitting on his thrown, everyone was currently there " Answer the comm then." Megatron says watching the screen as Starscream accepted their call, they were greeted by Cliffjumpers smiling face. " AH FINALLY I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ANSWER I CALLED TO APOLOGIZE!" Cliffjumper says as all Decepticons looked at each other confused " I just wanted to say the following Starscream i'm sorry Megatron doesn't love you thats just how it is you're just his little bitch to frag and beat around atleast be happy he gives you some attention. Skyquake, Dreadwing I know you to frag each other as brotherly love and thats okay. Airachnid rest at peace as Cee does indeed love you and want's to be with you. Makeshift You stink take a bath. Soundwave i know you have a face down under that visor and i know you play with your feelers it's creepy so please stop. Breakdown I know you love Knockout but fragging him until he bleeds energon doesn't exactly make anyone happy. Shockwave stop putting make up on yourself its fragging creepy. Megatron i know you and Optimus are on different fractions but that doesn't mean you can't love each other and last but not least Knockout i am so sorry Optimus made you carry his sparkling but don't worry you'll be okay." he says and hangs up leaving all Decepticons staring at the screen with their mouths open.